Is it possible for someone to visit me without getting hurt?
 

everyone who comes here seems to get hurt.... i'm starting to think I'm cursed......

i trust ya.. i would be there in a second if i could :)

As long as they stay away from your 30m fart zone, I'm sure they will be okay.

Perhaps its the choice of leisure activities that are chosen and not you?

neither Jman nor myself ever seem to get hurt doing them? - and we do them all the time

Can I come out and play? :Graucho

Did Elli get hurt today ???

What happened ?

i broke her heart

You need to get release forms drafted for visitors.
WG

That's right, you sent me packing! I took my toothbrush and my laptop and went home!

I seem to be missing my pants, though...

i'm sure that made for an interesting plane ride......

I think I need to come visit and find out!!! :winkwink:

Yeah, I think I got chafed by those awful Jetsgo seats! :(

re: the injuries. I was going to take pictures of my bruises, but they've faded already. I'm REALLY stiff, though. Can barely move my neck. I used muscles I never knew I had! But it's all good :)

i get that a lot, i'm very bendy

I realize that now! You should have warned me before I came out! I would have done more yoga classes. How do you even get into some of those positions?

where there's a will - there's a way

You're not cursed, I'm just accident prone. I shudder to think how stone cold sober Fred is feeling! And again- SO VERY SORRY!

you SHOULD be sorry - there's no more food left in the house. you ate everything!!!!!!!!!!!


i REALLY hope you're not in any pain though... those were some rough crashes you had.

Well I AM a professional eater! Just not a pro off roader.

My pride took a beating but I am fine. Aneesthetized anyways. I gave your superior Canadian tortilla chips to Deep, who is a nice guy. Thanks for being so great, and for so tenderly initiating Jack into the world of gay sex.

Jesus Sleazy what do you do to your guests??

When people come to visit us out here they usually just miss their flight back home....no biggy :winkwink:

or ..... costing $$$ in vehicle repairs :winkwink:

You both must be doing them right! :thumbsup

perhaps it's the libation:glugglug :glugglug :glugglug

I think you just answered your own question Sleazy.

*silently lifts the ten-foot pole and walks back out of this thread* :1orglaugh

Is the divorce final? Teacher vs. Pornographer

I hope she took it all and left you with only your dog.

I'm one of the most accident prone people I know. If your house is cursed, it's best I never visit. ::winkwink:

lol maybe your just bad luck to some people sleazy!

Oh God, don't remind me! Please don't hold it against FF for employing guys with spastic girlfriends. My gigantic food budget leaves me without money to pay you back, but you can have my first born child, Sleazy. Let me know if you have any gender preference so that Jack can heat his testes to the appropriate temperature.

Maybe you should give them the welcome slap with the bat.....:2 cents: :winkwink:

You are not cursed!! People just need to be careful thats all.

Sunny

What you mean? Their ass heart after seeing you? :Graucho

Tought luck but if they still wanna visit after being hurt they are a true friend...

sleazydream has a 1:3 conversion ratio

when i read title - Is it possible for someone to visit me without getting hurt - first what i think - every time when someone visit you, you get assfucked...

tell me what i wrong....

I wouldn't know. I've never been invited..lol..

You were good when I had you at my place!! Wait a minute..that was b/c we just ate..altho I almost lost my hands in the process..lol:winkwink:

I only wish that I could [shifts uncomfortably on inflated rubber donut]