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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #1

    Is it possible for someone to visit me without getting hurt?

    everyone who comes here seems to get hurt.... i'm starting to think I'm cursed......
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
  • NaughtyJenn
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 7355

    #2
    i trust ya.. i would be there in a second if i could

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    • Mr. Marks
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2001
      • 7517

      #3
      As long as they stay away from your 30m fart zone, I'm sure they will be okay.

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      • fr8
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 5074

        #4
        Perhaps its the choice of leisure activities that are chosen and not you?
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        • SleazyDream
          I'm here for SPORT
          • Jul 2001
          • 41470

          #5
          Originally posted by fr8
          Perhaps its the choice of leisure activities that are chosen and not you?

          neither Jman nor myself ever seem to get hurt doing them? - and we do them all the time
          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

          Now read without the word dog.

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          • SmutGiant
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 4896

            #6
            Can I come out and play?

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            • Doctor Dre
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2001
              • 51692

              #7
              Did Elli get hurt today ???

              What happened ?
              Originally posted by rayadp05
              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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              • SleazyDream
                I'm here for SPORT
                • Jul 2001
                • 41470

                #8
                Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                Did Elli get hurt today ???

                What happened ?
                i broke her heart
                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                Now read without the word dog.

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                • WiredGuy
                  Pounding Googlebot
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 34513

                  #9
                  You need to get release forms drafted for visitors.
                  WG
                  I play with Google.

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                  • Elli
                    Reach for those stars!
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 17991

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SleazyDream
                    i broke her heart
                    That's right, you sent me packing! I took my toothbrush and my laptop and went home!

                    I seem to be missing my pants, though...
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                    • SleazyDream
                      I'm here for SPORT
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 41470

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Elli
                      That's right, you sent me packing! I took my toothbrush and my laptop and went home!

                      I seem to be missing my pants, though...
                      i'm sure that made for an interesting plane ride......
                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                      Now read without the word dog.

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                      • fatal attraction
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 6522

                        #12
                        I think I need to come visit and find out!!!

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                        • Elli
                          Reach for those stars!
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 17991

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                          i'm sure that made for an interesting plane ride......
                          Yeah, I think I got chafed by those awful Jetsgo seats!

                          re: the injuries. I was going to take pictures of my bruises, but they've faded already. I'm REALLY stiff, though. Can barely move my neck. I used muscles I never knew I had! But it's all good
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                          • SleazyDream
                            I'm here for SPORT
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 41470

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Elli


                            ........I'm REALLY stiff, though. Can barely move my neck. I used muscles I never knew I had! But it's all good
                            i get that a lot, i'm very bendy
                            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                            Now read without the word dog.

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                            • Elli
                              Reach for those stars!
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 17991

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                              i get that a lot, i'm very bendy
                              I realize that now! You should have warned me before I came out! I would have done more yoga classes. How do you even get into some of those positions?
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                              • SleazyDream
                                I'm here for SPORT
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 41470

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Elli
                                I realize that now! You should have warned me before I came out! I would have done more yoga classes. How do you even get into some of those positions?
                                where there's a will - there's a way
                                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                Now read without the word dog.

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                                • ElizaEats
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 66

                                  #17
                                  You're not cursed, I'm just accident prone. I shudder to think how stone cold sober Fred is feeling! And again- SO VERY SORRY!
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                                  • SleazyDream
                                    I'm here for SPORT
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 41470

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ElizaEats
                                    You're not cursed, I'm just accident prone. I shudder to think how stone cold sober Fred is feeling! And again- SO VERY SORRY!
                                    you SHOULD be sorry - there's no more food left in the house. you ate everything!!!!!!!!!!!


                                    i REALLY hope you're not in any pain though... those were some rough crashes you had.
                                    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                    Now read without the word dog.

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                                    • ElizaEats
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 66

                                      #19
                                      Well I AM a professional eater! Just not a pro off roader.
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                                      • ElizaEats
                                        Registered User
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 66

                                        #20
                                        My pride took a beating but I am fine. Aneesthetized anyways. I gave your superior Canadian tortilla chips to Deep, who is a nice guy. Thanks for being so great, and for so tenderly initiating Jack into the world of gay sex.
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                                        • Ross
                                          Ik ben een aap
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 18874

                                          #21
                                          Jesus Sleazy what do you do to your guests??

                                          When people come to visit us out here they usually just miss their flight back home....no biggy

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                                          • webgurl
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 7954

                                            #22
                                            or ..... costing $$$ in vehicle repairs

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                                            • Firehorse
                                              Desire it and have it!!!
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 30767

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                              neither Jman nor myself ever seem to get hurt doing them? - and we do them all the time
                                              You both must be doing them right!
                                              MySweetEbony

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                                              • korzon
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 1524

                                                #24
                                                perhaps it's the libation

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                                                • ronaldo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 5475

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                  neither Jman nor myself ever seem to get hurt doing them? - and we do them all the time
                                                  I think you just answered your own question Sleazy.

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                                                  • Tala
                                                    Fucked if I know
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 23368

                                                    #26
                                                    *silently lifts the ten-foot pole and walks back out of this thread*

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                                                    • speakthetruth
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                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 400

                                                      #27
                                                      Is the divorce final? Teacher vs. Pornographer

                                                      I hope she took it all and left you with only your dog.

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                                                      • Peaches
                                                        Old broad
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 13933

                                                        #28
                                                        I'm one of the most accident prone people I know. If your house is cursed, it's best I never visit. :

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                                                        • DavieVegas
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 6117

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                          everyone who comes here seems to get hurt.... i'm starting to think I'm cursed......
                                                          lol maybe your just bad luck to some people sleazy!
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                                                          • ElizaEats
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 66

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by webgurl
                                                            or ..... costing $$$ in vehicle repairs
                                                            Oh God, don't remind me! Please don't hold it against FF for employing guys with spastic girlfriends. My gigantic food budget leaves me without money to pay you back, but you can have my first born child, Sleazy. Let me know if you have any gender preference so that Jack can heat his testes to the appropriate temperature.
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                                                            • Nicky
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 30071

                                                              #31
                                                              Maybe you should give them the welcome slap with the bat.....

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                                                              • Sunny Leone
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 1616

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                everyone who comes here seems to get hurt.... i'm starting to think I'm cursed......
                                                                You are not cursed!! People just need to be careful thats all.

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                                                                • Basic_man
                                                                  Programming King Pin
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 27360

                                                                  #33
                                                                  What you mean? Their ass heart after seeing you?
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                                                                  • xclusive
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 35218

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Tought luck but if they still wanna visit after being hurt they are a true friend...

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                                                                    • stevecore
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                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 6130

                                                                      #35
                                                                      sleazydream has a 1:3 conversion ratio

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                                                                      • tolik
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                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                        • 2035

                                                                        #36
                                                                        when i read title - Is it possible for someone to visit me without getting hurt - first what i think - every time when someone visit you, you get assfucked...

                                                                        tell me what i wrong....
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                                                                        • Odie
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                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 7040

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I wouldn't know. I've never been invited..lol..

                                                                          You were good when I had you at my place!! Wait a minute..that was b/c we just ate..altho I almost lost my hands in the process..lol
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                                                                          • ElizaEats
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                            • 66

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by tolik
                                                                            when i read title - Is it possible for someone to visit me without getting hurt - first what i think - every time when someone visit you, you get assfucked...

                                                                            tell me what i wrong....
                                                                            I only wish that I could [shifts uncomfortably on inflated rubber donut]
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