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Juicy D. Links · 08-03-2004, 01:20 PM

Yo

I got 3 stripes on my back from the "Big Bear" deadspots on the bed?

Wtf?

Anybody ever have this happen to them ?

Fletch XXX · 08-03-2004, 01:21 PM

the sun is bad for you

PALE FUCKERS FOR LIFE!

SlickCash Sarah · 08-03-2004, 01:22 PM

Hop into the standup bed a few times.

boneprone · 08-03-2004, 01:29 PM

Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

Depends on my mood.

Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks.

I love em.

Juicy D. Links · 08-03-2004, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

Depends on my mood.

TheJimmy · 08-03-2004, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

Depends on my mood.

Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks.

I love em.

gotta love the depth of honesty in that reply!

boneprone · 08-03-2004, 01:31 PM

Juicy...

Tell me you particpate in the Jack Shack games at the tanning beds too bro..

How can you not?

boneprone · 08-03-2004, 01:32 PM

If i worked at a tan salon id be jerking daily into the lotion bottles.

Juicy D. Links · 08-03-2004, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Juicy...

Tell me you particpate in the Jack Shack games at the tanning beds too bro..

How can you not?

Before i go in , take some tissues

Then i start rubbing em out. Problem one time is that the fans blew away the tissues so i jizzed on the towel they gave you.

Left the chick a warm gooey surprise.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-03-2004, 01:35 PM

girls usually get them on the ass cheeks where the crease is..always try to roll from side to side and dont stay in the same position the whole 20 minutes.. and dont forget to clean your jizz up afterwards...

damn boneprone and his jizz spots.. melts into the bed acrylic:

Juicy D. Links · 08-03-2004, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
If i worked at a tan salon id be jerking daily into the lotion bottles.

Best is when i get naked and my sweaty ass sweats all over the place

Juicy D. Links · 08-03-2004, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
girls usually get them on the ass cheeks where the crease is..always try to roll from side to side and dont stay in the same position the whole 20 minutes.. and dont forget to clean your jizz up afterwards...

damn boneprone and his jizz spots.. melts into the bed acrylic:

You never pleasured yourself in the tanning beds?

EscortBiz · 08-03-2004, 01:37 PM

standups

Platinumpimp · 08-03-2004, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
the sun is bad for you

PALE FUCKERS FOR LIFE!

No sun isn't exactly healthy either

Loryn · 08-03-2004, 01:40 PM

I love rubbing myself in the tanning bed. It makes tanning more relaxing and satisfying.

I tan on my lunch break every day now!!

cherrylula · 08-03-2004, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

Depends on my mood.

Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks.

I love em.

Damn. You just killed chances of me ever going to a tanning salon, indefinitely!

I used to go like once every 2-3 months for 20 minutes but never again.

I prefer being pale anyways, keeps the years off.

boneprone · 08-03-2004, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Before i go in , take some tissues

Then i start rubbing em out. Problem one time is that the fans blew away the tissues so i jizzed on the towel they gave you.

Left the chick a warm gooey surprise.

Why do you keep it so clean?

The whole idea is to leave the spuge on the bed after you are done.

So the babe has to clean it up or, the next person in has to lay in it.

boneprone · 08-03-2004, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
Damn. You just killed chances of me ever going to a tanning salon, indefinitely!

I used to go like once every 2-3 months for 20 minutes but never again.

I prefer being pale anyways, keeps the years off.

Not if you use my special lotion on your face!

Its really good for the skin.

Especially when added with UV rays.

The cooked smell is just like mama's cookin as well.

Either way you win.

axelcat · 08-03-2004, 01:44 PM

stay away from the sun

benc · 08-03-2004, 01:46 PM

Gotta do the stand up ones. Better all around tan and more powerful so it takes less time.

Basic_man · 08-03-2004, 01:48 PM

Mouhahaha, nop never !

cherrylula · 08-03-2004, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Why do you keep it so clean?

The whole idea is to leave the spuge on the bed after you are done.

So the babe has to clean it up or, the next person in has to lay in it.

Or the anxious towel boy waits for you to leave so he can lick it up.

Juicy D. Links · 08-03-2004, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
standups

eb you ever ben to hollywood tans? they opened up around here. Wanted to try em

Juicy D. Links · 08-03-2004, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Not if you use my special lotion on your face!

Its really good for the skin.

Especially when added with UV rays.

The cooked smell is just like mama's cookin as well.

Either way you win.

You special "bronzer" works the best

Cory W · 08-03-2004, 01:56 PM

And with this thread I will never go to a tanning bed.

I never knew.

I will stick to the beach

EscortBiz · 08-03-2004, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
eb you ever ben to hollywood tans? they opened up around here. Wanted to try em

yup they are good just dont fall for all those tan creams all you need is a spf 15 cream

kmanrox · 08-03-2004, 02:14 PM

sicilians dont need to tan

NikkiNevada · 08-03-2004, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Yo

I got 3 stripes on my back from the "Big Bear" deadspots on the bed?

Wtf?

Anybody ever have this happen to them ?

Pics?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-03-2004, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
You never pleasured yourself in the tanning beds?

I masturbate for a living everyday...maybe I should try the tan beds..do you think they would think I was wierd if I brought my tripod and videocam into the booth

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I love rubbing myself in the tanning bed. It makes tanning more relaxing and satisfying.

I tan on my lunch break every day now!!

lunchtime masturbator!

polish_aristocrat · 08-03-2004, 02:19 PM

I stopped going tanning recently.
It's juts too bad for your health IMO.

wvuatl · 08-03-2004, 02:20 PM

That stripe happens to me like once a week

I don't know if it's the light or the hotty 18 year olds working the front desk, but it's sure good to rub one out while laying in the tanning bed

pushpills · 08-03-2004, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
yup they are good just dont fall for all those tan creams all you need is a spf 15 cream

??????????

why would you use sunblock in a tanning bed. the lotions are for making you tan faster...

just buy em on ebay.

adamneve · 08-03-2004, 02:29 PM

i prefer the real sun

Doctor Dre · 08-03-2004, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

Depends on my mood.

Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks.

I love em.

Just think everytime your dick toutches something else then your hands, chances are then at least 100 other dicks toutched it b4

Doctor Dre · 08-03-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Before i go in , take some tissues

Then i start rubbing em out. Problem one time is that the fans blew away the tissues so i jizzed on the towel they gave you.

Left the chick a warm gooey surprise.

You sick fruit .

I would kill you if you would do that to me ... SICK mofo

EviLGuY · 08-03-2004, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
the sun is bad for you

PALE FUCKERS FOR LIFE!

Thats my motto anyways! Fuck the sun.

Nicky · 08-03-2004, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

Depends on my mood.

Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks.

I love em.

did anyone say BP4L?

Loryn · 08-03-2004, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

lunchtime masturbator!

Relieves all the stress from the morning!!!

Vanilla DeVille · 08-03-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I love rubbing myself in the tanning bed. It makes tanning more relaxing and satisfying.

I tan on my lunch break every day now!!

Can I join you for lunch tomorrow??

spankstrocko · 08-03-2004, 03:24 PM

Juicy,

Where in the city are you tanning?

Portofino has good equipment.

As soon as my salons open up in the city I will hook you up. Won't be for a bit but my chain is expanding to NYC soon.

Spankstrocko

phogirl69 · 08-03-2004, 03:34 PM

I just use self tanner.... Or if you want to spend the money,just get a Mystic tan.. both are much better than tanning bed crap. In a few years your skin will look like leather and be wrinkly

Fukeneh · 08-03-2004, 03:37 PM

my ex-girlfriends mom owned a few tanning salons.

there is a LOT of sick shit that mother fuckers do in those tanning beds. almost makes me not want to go in them ever again. let alone some of the freaky shit them fuckers try to pull on the young girls that work in there.

robfantasy · 08-03-2004, 03:45 PM

have you ever asked the chick to help you turn on the bed when you are naked?

Peaches · 08-03-2004, 03:50 PM

I've been tanning in the sun since I was a little tyke and I'm old as hell now

I figure the damage has already been done and I love swimming and the beach so I still hang out and get my tans every year.

Just call me "Leatherface"

Juicy D. Links · 08-03-2004, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spankstrocko
Juicy,

Where in the city are you tanning?

Portofino has good equipment.

As soon as my salons open up in the city I will hook you up. Won't be for a bit but my chain is expanding to NYC soon.

Spankstrocko

I am on the Long Island been using same place for years gonna try the hollywood tans place though

08-03-2004, 01:20 PM	#1
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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones. There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz. Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you. I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times. Depends on my mood. Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks. I love em. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 08-03-2004 at 01:30 PM..

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08-03-2004, 03:34 PM	#41
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08-03-2004, 03:50 PM	#44
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I've been tanning in the sun since I was a little tyke and I'm old as hell now I figure the damage has already been done and I love swimming and the beach so I still hang out and get my tans every year. Just call me "Leatherface"