Calling all Professional Tanners
 

Yo

I got 3 stripes on my back from the "Big Bear" deadspots on the bed?


Wtf? :helpme

Anybody ever have this happen to them ?

the sun is bad for you

PALE FUCKERS FOR LIFE!

Hop into the standup bed a few times.

Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

Depends on my mood.

Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks.

I love em.

:1orglaugh

gotta love the depth of honesty in that reply!


:winkwink: :thumbsup

Juicy...

Tell me you particpate in the Jack Shack games at the tanning beds too bro..

How can you not?

If i worked at a tan salon id be jerking daily into the lotion bottles.

Before i go in , take some tissues

Then i start rubbing em out. Problem one time is that the fans blew away the tissues so i jizzed on the towel they gave you.

Left the chick a warm gooey surprise.

girls usually get them on the ass cheeks where the crease is..always try to roll from side to side and dont stay in the same position the whole 20 minutes.. and dont forget to clean your jizz up afterwards...

damn boneprone and his jizz spots.. melts into the bed acrylic::winkwink:

Best is when i get naked and my sweaty ass sweats all over the place

You never pleasured yourself in the tanning beds? :Graucho

standups

No sun isn't exactly healthy either :glugglug

I love rubbing myself in the tanning bed. It makes tanning more relaxing and satisfying. :Graucho

I tan on my lunch break every day now!! :winkwink:

Damn. You just killed chances of me ever going to a tanning salon, indefinitely!

I used to go like once every 2-3 months for 20 minutes but never again.

I prefer being pale anyways, keeps the years off.

Why do you keep it so clean?

The whole idea is to leave the spuge on the bed after you are done.

So the babe has to clean it up or, the next person in has to lay in it.

Not if you use my special lotion on your face!

Its really good for the skin.

Especially when added with UV rays.

The cooked smell is just like mama's cookin as well.

Either way you win.

stay away from the sun

Gotta do the stand up ones. Better all around tan and more powerful so it takes less time.

Mouhahaha, nop never !

Or the anxious towel boy waits for you to leave so he can lick it up.

eb you ever ben to hollywood tans? they opened up around here. Wanted to try em

You special "bronzer" works the best

And with this thread I will never go to a tanning bed.

I never knew.

I will stick to the beach :thumbsup

yup they are good just dont fall for all those tan creams all you need is a spf 15 cream

sicilians dont need to tan :2 cents:

Pics? :)

I masturbate for a living everyday...maybe I should try the tan beds..do you think they would think I was wierd if I brought my tripod and videocam into the booth :Graucho


lunchtime masturbator! :winkwink:

I stopped going tanning recently.
It's juts too bad for your health IMO.

That stripe happens to me like once a week :1orglaugh

I don't know if it's the light or the hotty 18 year olds working the front desk, but it's sure good to rub one out while laying in the tanning bed

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

??????????


why would you use sunblock in a tanning bed. the lotions are for making you tan faster...

just buy em on ebay.

i prefer the real sun

Just think everytime your dick toutches something else then your hands, chances are then at least 100 other dicks toutched it b4

You sick fruit .

I would kill you if you would do that to me ... SICK mofo

Thats my motto anyways! Fuck the sun. :glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh did anyone say BP4L? :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Relieves all the stress from the morning!!! :Graucho

Can I join you for lunch tomorrow?? :Graucho

Juicy,

Where in the city are you tanning?

Portofino has good equipment.

As soon as my salons open up in the city I will hook you up. Won't be for a bit but my chain is expanding to NYC soon.

Spankstrocko

I just use self tanner.... Or if you want to spend the money,just get a Mystic tan.. both are much better than tanning bed crap. In a few years your skin will look like leather and be wrinkly

my ex-girlfriends mom owned a few tanning salons.

there is a LOT of sick shit that mother fuckers do in those tanning beds. almost makes me not want to go in them ever again. let alone some of the freaky shit them fuckers try to pull on the young girls that work in there.

have you ever asked the chick to help you turn on the bed when you are naked?

I've been tanning in the sun since I was a little tyke and I'm old as hell now :)

I figure the damage has already been done and I love swimming and the beach so I still hang out and get my tans every year. :thumbsup

Just call me "Leatherface"

I am on the Long Island been using same place for years gonna try the hollywood tans place though