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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Calling all Professional Tanners

    Yo

    I got 3 stripes on my back from the "Big Bear" deadspots on the bed?


    Wtf?

    Anybody ever have this happen to them ?
  • Fletch XXX
    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
    the sun is bad for you

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    • SlickCash Sarah
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 2055

      #3
      Hop into the standup bed a few times.

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      • boneprone
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jan 2001
        • 34415

        #4
        Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

        There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

        Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

        I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

        Depends on my mood.

        Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks.

        I love em.
        Last edited by boneprone; 08-03-2004, 12:30 PM.

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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Originally posted by boneprone
          Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

          There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

          Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

          I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

          Depends on my mood.

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          • TheJimmy
            ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
            • Jan 2001
            • 10747

            #6
            Originally posted by boneprone
            Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

            There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

            Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

            I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

            Depends on my mood.

            Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks.

            I love em.



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            • boneprone
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jan 2001
              • 34415

              #7
              Juicy...

              Tell me you particpate in the Jack Shack games at the tanning beds too bro..

              How can you not?

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              • boneprone
                Hall Of Fame
                • Jan 2001
                • 34415

                #8
                If i worked at a tan salon id be jerking daily into the lotion bottles.

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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  Originally posted by boneprone
                  Juicy...

                  Tell me you particpate in the Jack Shack games at the tanning beds too bro..

                  How can you not?
                  Before i go in , take some tissues

                  Then i start rubbing em out. Problem one time is that the fans blew away the tissues so i jizzed on the towel they gave you.

                  Left the chick a warm gooey surprise.

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                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                    WW4L
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 10581

                    #10
                    girls usually get them on the ass cheeks where the crease is..always try to roll from side to side and dont stay in the same position the whole 20 minutes.. and dont forget to clean your jizz up afterwards...

                    damn boneprone and his jizz spots.. melts into the bed acrylic:

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                    • juicylinks
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #11
                      Originally posted by boneprone
                      If i worked at a tan salon id be jerking daily into the lotion bottles.

                      Best is when i get naked and my sweaty ass sweats all over the place

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                      • juicylinks
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 122992

                        #12
                        Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                        girls usually get them on the ass cheeks where the crease is..always try to roll from side to side and dont stay in the same position the whole 20 minutes.. and dont forget to clean your jizz up afterwards...

                        damn boneprone and his jizz spots.. melts into the bed acrylic:

                        You never pleasured yourself in the tanning beds?

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                          • May 2002
                          • 19422

                          #13
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                          • Platinumpimp
                            Logos and such.
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10214

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                            the sun is bad for you

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                            • Loryn
                              Super Connector
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 12853

                              #15
                              I love rubbing myself in the tanning bed. It makes tanning more relaxing and satisfying.

                              I tan on my lunch break every day now!!
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                              • cherrylula
                                lol
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 15969

                                #16
                                Originally posted by boneprone
                                Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

                                There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

                                Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

                                I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

                                Depends on my mood.

                                Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks.

                                I love em.
                                Damn. You just killed chances of me ever going to a tanning salon, indefinitely!

                                I used to go like once every 2-3 months for 20 minutes but never again.

                                I prefer being pale anyways, keeps the years off.

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                                • boneprone
                                  Hall Of Fame
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 34415

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                  Before i go in , take some tissues

                                  Then i start rubbing em out. Problem one time is that the fans blew away the tissues so i jizzed on the towel they gave you.

                                  Left the chick a warm gooey surprise.
                                  Why do you keep it so clean?

                                  The whole idea is to leave the spuge on the bed after you are done.

                                  So the babe has to clean it up or, the next person in has to lay in it.

                                  Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                  Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                  http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                  Learn about it kids.

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                                  • boneprone
                                    Hall Of Fame
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 34415

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by cherrylula
                                    Damn. You just killed chances of me ever going to a tanning salon, indefinitely!

                                    I used to go like once every 2-3 months for 20 minutes but never again.

                                    I prefer being pale anyways, keeps the years off.
                                    Not if you use my special lotion on your face!

                                    Its really good for the skin.

                                    Especially when added with UV rays.

                                    The cooked smell is just like mama's cookin as well.

                                    Either way you win.

                                    Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                    Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                    http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                    Learn about it kids.

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                                    • axelcat
                                      Adult Locals
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 25450

                                      #19
                                      stay away from the sun

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                                      • benc
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 788

                                        #20
                                        Gotta do the stand up ones. Better all around tan and more powerful so it takes less time.
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                                        • Basic_man
                                          Programming King Pin
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 27360

                                          #21
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                                          • cherrylula
                                            lol
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 15969

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by boneprone
                                            Why do you keep it so clean?

                                            The whole idea is to leave the spuge on the bed after you are done.

                                            So the babe has to clean it up or, the next person in has to lay in it.
                                            Or the anxious towel boy waits for you to leave so he can lick it up.

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                                            • juicylinks
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 122992

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by EscortBiz
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                                              eb you ever ben to hollywood tans? they opened up around here. Wanted to try em

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                                              • juicylinks
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 122992

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by boneprone
                                                Not if you use my special lotion on your face!

                                                Its really good for the skin.

                                                Especially when added with UV rays.

                                                The cooked smell is just like mama's cookin as well.

                                                Either way you win.
                                                You special "bronzer" works the best

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                                                • Cory W
                                                  Deeply shallow
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 9133

                                                  #25
                                                  And with this thread I will never go to a tanning bed.

                                                  I never knew.

                                                  I will stick to the beach
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                                                  • EscortBiz
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                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 19422

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                    eb you ever ben to hollywood tans? they opened up around here. Wanted to try em
                                                    yup they are good just dont fall for all those tan creams all you need is a spf 15 cream

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                                                    • kmanrox
                                                      aka K-Man
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 29295

                                                      #27
                                                      sicilians dont need to tan
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                                                      • NikkiNevada
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 1128

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                        Yo

                                                        I got 3 stripes on my back from the "Big Bear" deadspots on the bed?


                                                        Wtf?

                                                        Anybody ever have this happen to them ?
                                                        Pics?
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                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                          WW4L
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 10581

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                          You never pleasured yourself in the tanning beds?
                                                          I masturbate for a living everyday...maybe I should try the tan beds..do you think they would think I was wierd if I brought my tripod and videocam into the booth


                                                          Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                          I love rubbing myself in the tanning bed. It makes tanning more relaxing and satisfying.

                                                          I tan on my lunch break every day now!!
                                                          lunchtime masturbator!

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                                                          • polish_aristocrat
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                            • 40377

                                                            #30
                                                            I stopped going tanning recently.
                                                            It's juts too bad for your health IMO.
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                                                            • wvuatl
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 604

                                                              #31
                                                              That stripe happens to me like once a week

                                                              I don't know if it's the light or the hotty 18 year olds working the front desk, but it's sure good to rub one out while laying in the tanning bed

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                                                              • pushpills
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 3700

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by EscortBiz
                                                                yup they are good just dont fall for all those tan creams all you need is a spf 15 cream

                                                                ??????????


                                                                why would you use sunblock in a tanning bed. the lotions are for making you tan faster...

                                                                just buy em on ebay.

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                                                                • adamneve
                                                                  LIVING LA VITA LOCA
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 13333

                                                                  #33
                                                                  i prefer the real sun
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                                                                  • Doctor Dre
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 51692

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                    Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

                                                                    There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

                                                                    Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

                                                                    I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

                                                                    Depends on my mood.

                                                                    Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks.

                                                                    I love em.
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                                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 51692

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                      Before i go in , take some tissues

                                                                      Then i start rubbing em out. Problem one time is that the fans blew away the tissues so i jizzed on the towel they gave you.

                                                                      Left the chick a warm gooey surprise.
                                                                      You sick fruit .

                                                                      I would kill you if you would do that to me ... SICK mofo
                                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                      • EviLGuY
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 12745

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                        the sun is bad for you

                                                                        PALE FUCKERS FOR LIFE!
                                                                        Thats my motto anyways! Fuck the sun.

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                                                                        • Nicky
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 30071

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                          Its not as fun to jerk off in the stand up ones.

                                                                          There's no fun in thinking that someone will walk or step on your jizz.

                                                                          Half the fun in jerking off in the laydown ones is knowing some hottie is gunna be laying in it after you.

                                                                          I like to remove the pillow as I tan sometimes and just move it down further on the bed so I can jizz on that at times.

                                                                          Depends on my mood.

                                                                          Either way, tanning beds for me are personal jack shacks.

                                                                          I love em.
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                                                                          • Loryn
                                                                            Super Connector
                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                            • 12853

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday


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                                                                            • Vanilla
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 8097

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                                              I love rubbing myself in the tanning bed. It makes tanning more relaxing and satisfying.

                                                                              I tan on my lunch break every day now!!
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                                                                              • spankstrocko
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                • 454

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Juicy,

                                                                                Where in the city are you tanning?

                                                                                Portofino has good equipment.

                                                                                As soon as my salons open up in the city I will hook you up. Won't be for a bit but my chain is expanding to NYC soon.

                                                                                Spankstrocko

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                                                                                • phogirl69
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 3330

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I just use self tanner.... Or if you want to spend the money,just get a Mystic tan.. both are much better than tanning bed crap. In a few years your skin will look like leather and be wrinkly

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                                                                                  • Fukeneh
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                    • 1245

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    my ex-girlfriends mom owned a few tanning salons.

                                                                                    there is a LOT of sick shit that mother fuckers do in those tanning beds. almost makes me not want to go in them ever again. let alone some of the freaky shit them fuckers try to pull on the young girls that work in there.

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                                                                                    • robfantasy
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                      • 6445

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      have you ever asked the chick to help you turn on the bed when you are naked?
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                                                                                      • Peaches
                                                                                        Old broad
                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 13933

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I've been tanning in the sun since I was a little tyke and I'm old as hell now

                                                                                        I figure the damage has already been done and I love swimming and the beach so I still hang out and get my tans every year.

                                                                                        Just call me "Leatherface"

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                                                                                        • juicylinks
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 122992

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by spankstrocko
                                                                                          Juicy,

                                                                                          Where in the city are you tanning?

                                                                                          Portofino has good equipment.

                                                                                          As soon as my salons open up in the city I will hook you up. Won't be for a bit but my chain is expanding to NYC soon.

                                                                                          Spankstrocko
                                                                                          I am on the Long Island been using same place for years gonna try the hollywood tans place though

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