Taking a huge dump at work - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

X

Brad Xtremepay

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Dec 2003

Posts: 2000
Share

Post
#1

Taking a huge dump at work

12-29-2003, 02:22 PM

What is your opinion on this. I do not. I wait till I get home to do this now. I used to just let them fly - but I have since learned coworkers don't like that.

So what say you. Take massive shits at work or no?
Tags: None
GeXus

Confirmed User

Join Date: May 2003

Posts: 3320
Share

Post
#2

12-29-2003, 02:23 PM

Grow up, if you have to use the lavatory, then do so.
Comment
Sean

revolutionforce.com

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 2909
Share

Post
#3

12-29-2003, 02:24 PM

well right now im working at a coffee shop. i just got done with the coffee and a cigarette... so it just might be that time

-sean
skype: sean.a.christian
sean @ revolutionforce.com
Comment
Xenophage

Registered User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 12122
Share

Post
#4

12-29-2003, 02:25 PM

fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book
Comment
Brad Xtremepay

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Dec 2003

Posts: 2000
Share

Post
#5

12-29-2003, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by GeXus
Grow up, if you have to use the lavatory, then do so.

You don't seem to understand man. I get sick to my stomach often and it makes the washroom unuseable.

It's a curtousy more than anything to not do so at work.
Comment
Xenophage

Registered User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 12122
Share

Post
#6

12-29-2003, 02:26 PM

fuck it after a big surf I love to unload in the toilet all over the seat and leave the pile there for someone else to fucking enjoy

if your sick that makes it soo much better

sick poo smells the best
Comment
KaLi

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2003

Posts: 4371
Share

Post
#7

12-29-2003, 02:28 PM

Do what ya gotta do, when you gotta do it.. But at work Ill try to hold it in

icq:160-417-630
Comment
Tofu

The Video Specialist

Join Date: Jul 2003

Posts: 5615
Share

Post
#8

12-29-2003, 02:29 PM

Two things to learn for better at-work shitting :

1. Advanced Hovering (perching on the toilet)
2. The COURTESY FLUSH! <---works good when shitting at a womans house

tofu916 video services - tofu916.com
twitter: tofu916 | skype: tofu916 | tel: 916-672-TOFU | e: tofu # tofu916.com
Comment
greentea

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2002

Posts: 6580
Share

Post
#9

12-29-2003, 02:29 PM

Poo Poo Platter Anyone?

blunts
Comment
sltr

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2002

Posts: 3191
Share

Post
#10

12-29-2003, 02:29 PM

one of the best shits i ever took was at work.
Comment
Brad Xtremepay

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Dec 2003

Posts: 2000
Share

Post
#11

12-29-2003, 02:29 PM

Just a reminder to everyone that Tofu is the MASTER of this niche.
Comment
Sean

revolutionforce.com

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 2909
Share

Post
#12

12-29-2003, 02:29 PM

one time i was at work and on the phone with a friend from out of town. he pissed me off about winning a public food fight that we had a few weeks before. i got off the phone, took some plastic wrap and put down the seat. shit in the plastic, wrapped it up, and sent it UPS ground to his office. he called a few days later when he got it and the UPS guy was pissed that it was stinking up his truck, thought it was a dead animal. the guy was laughing so hard that he couldnt talk. he made the front desk girl open it and unwrap it to see what it was.... i can still hear the screams

-sean
skype: sean.a.christian
sean @ revolutionforce.com
Comment
pamphage

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 3569
Share

Post
#13

12-29-2003, 02:30 PM

SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
Comment
Xenophage

Registered User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 12122
Share

Post
#14

12-29-2003, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by pamphage

I know but we like POOOOOO
Comment
Sean

revolutionforce.com

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 2909
Share

Post
#15

12-29-2003, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by pamphage

whats wrong?? cant poo?

-sean
skype: sean.a.christian
sean @ revolutionforce.com
Comment
Xenophage

Registered User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 12122
Share

Post
#16

12-29-2003, 02:33 PM

Hemroids
Comment
Xenophage

Registered User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 12122
Share

Post
#17

12-29-2003, 02:37 PM

where is stile when ya need em
Comment
sumphatpimp

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2002

Posts: 5235
Share

Post
#18

12-29-2003, 02:38 PM

shit at work while you can.

once they throw you out it will be too late.

and they will shit on you.
Comment
Mr Pheer

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Dec 2002

Posts: 22082
Share

Post
#19

12-29-2003, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

Oh fuck i'm dying here!
ROFL!!
Comment
chowda

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 9527
Share

Post
#20

12-29-2003, 02:39 PM

if u gotta go, u gotta go.

Someone finds you...
2007

PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.
Comment
[Brian]

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2001

Posts: 1523
Share

Post
#21

12-29-2003, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

hehe, that's one of the funniest things i've read on here

HerbalRevenue - Exciting new enhancement program
ICQ: 391113064
Comment
sumphatpimp

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2002

Posts: 5235
Share

Post
#22

12-29-2003, 02:44 PM
Comment
Wilbo

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2001

Posts: 2082
Share

Post
#23

12-29-2003, 02:44 PM

When I had a job I used to wait until I got to work to shit. I always liiked the idea of getting paid to poo.
Comment
Xenophage

Registered User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 12122
Share

Post
#24

12-29-2003, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by [Brian]

hehe, that's one of the funniest things i've read on here

thanks I havent posted in quite a while and have some pent up aggression

agro poo is good too

force it out as quick as possible

blast the shitter
Comment
pamphage

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 3569
Share

Post
#25

12-29-2003, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by sumphatpimp

hot likken!!!!!!!!
own3d!

SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
Comment
SoundMan

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Nov 2003

Posts: 3471
Share

Post
#26

12-29-2003, 02:47 PM

Well here is a funny one, we played a joke on a guy that was taking 20 miniute shit, there was a 1.5" space under the door, so what we did is light a pack of black jack firecrackers and slid them under the crack! DAM WAS HE PISSED OFF! we heard him bang somthing in there.. never forget it!
Comment
Xenophage

Registered User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 12122
Share

Post
#27

12-29-2003, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by Wilbo
When I had a job I used to wait until I got to work to shit. I always liiked the idea of getting paid to poo.

hmm I will have to put that in the employee handbook

clock out before shitting

I dont wanna pay people to unload at work

as a matter of fact I have a new policy no shitting at work
Comment
Brad Xtremepay

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Dec 2003

Posts: 2000
Share

Post
#28

12-29-2003, 02:49 PM

This thread is the best.
Comment
Odie

Confirmed User

Join Date: Apr 2003

Posts: 7040
Share

Post
#29

12-29-2003, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

priceless!!! just remember to always have a pack of matches at your desk so that u can kill the smell!!!

Odie
[email protected]
Are you Mobile????
MMACanada
ICQ # 166208354

See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!
Comment
Xenophage

Registered User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 12122
Share

Post
#30

12-29-2003, 02:50 PM

my property management company just called and one of my rentals toilet overflowed cost $2000 TO REPAIR

fucking karma see
I posted funy shit and the powers that be saw it humopurous to fuck me in the ass hahhhah
Comment
BradShaw

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 7840
Share

Post
#31

12-29-2003, 02:51 PM

I have a private bathroom at work.

When we officed in a building where the entire building shared a bathroom I would drive home to take a digger.

Sig too big

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html

Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com
Comment
Sean

revolutionforce.com

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 2909
Share

Post
#32

12-29-2003, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
my property management company just called and one of my rentals toilet overflowed cost $2000 TO REPAIR

fucking karma see
I posted funy shit and the powers that be saw it humopurous to fuck me in the ass hahhhah

rental poo

-sean
skype: sean.a.christian
sean @ revolutionforce.com
Comment
Sean

revolutionforce.com

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 2909
Share

Post
#33

12-29-2003, 03:05 PM

all of the sudden the coffee shop that lars and i are at started smelling like poo

-sean
skype: sean.a.christian
sean @ revolutionforce.com
Comment
sandman!

Icq: 14420613

Join Date: Mar 2001

Posts: 15427
Share

Post
#34

12-29-2003, 03:06 PM

Just buy a can of glade to spraw with after your done.

Need WebHosting ? Email me for some great deals [email protected]
Comment
SomeCreep

:glugglug

Join Date: Mar 2003

Posts: 26118
Share

Post
#35

12-29-2003, 03:11 PM

plop

Webair Hosting

I use and recommend Webair for hosting.
Comment
TheGoldenChild

Confirmed User

Join Date: May 2002

Posts: 6940
Share

Post
#36

12-29-2003, 03:22 PM

As long as there are "ass gaskets" around

I'll shit anywhere-

EXCEPT AIRPORTS and on AIrplanes

I was on the can once on an Airplane when I was taking a dump and someone pulled the door open- This old lady had a look of fright when she saw me trying to hold the door shut and she pulled as hard as she could

That old bitch nearly peeled me on the toilet!

I nearly pissed all over myself haven't flown Delta since.
Comment
Jman

Already an AI veteran

Join Date: Sep 2003

Posts: 22832
Share

Post
#37

12-29-2003, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
Hemroids

LMAO in my teen we had a punk band me and some friends i was doing vocals for called gold plated Hemroids

Orkestrait NSFW AI
FantasyXXX.AI
Email: [email protected] TG: @jman1216
Comment
Jman

Already an AI veteran

Join Date: Sep 2003

Posts: 22832
Share

Post
#38

12-29-2003, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

Reminds me of somethign I did to the fucktwads at the hotel in Vancouver where they did the last Webmaster Summit...

That will teach them to put me on the watch list...

Last edited by Jman; 12-29-2003, 03:46 PM.

Orkestrait NSFW AI
FantasyXXX.AI
Email: [email protected] TG: @jman1216
Comment
Juicy D. Links

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Apr 2001

Posts: 122992
Share

Post
#39

12-29-2003, 03:45 PM

this thread is too funny
Comment
foolio

ICQ: 178725656

Join Date: Nov 2002

Posts: 12366
Share

Post
#40

12-29-2003, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by sumphatpimp

hahahah - NO hot link for you!
Comment
JSA Matt

So Fucking Banned

Join Date: Aug 2003

Posts: 5464
Share

Post
#41

12-29-2003, 03:47 PM

Good idea, I hope Jason got a fresh can of lysol!
Comment
foolio

ICQ: 178725656

Join Date: Nov 2002

Posts: 12366
Share

Post
#42

12-29-2003, 03:49 PM

Ok, the ONLY time I dake a shit outside of my own home is if I REALLY have to. Trust me, my shit stinks BAD - if I let it out in public people may just die.
Comment
rooster

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 2384
Share

Post
#43

12-29-2003, 03:51 PM

only if it was a case of explosive diarhea that i was about to lose my grip on.

Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.
Comment
Sean

revolutionforce.com

Join Date: Jun 2003

Posts: 2909
Share

Post
#44

12-29-2003, 04:05 PM

dont gamble and lose

-sean
skype: sean.a.christian
sean @ revolutionforce.com
Comment
TheJimmy

ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0

Join Date: Jan 2001

Posts: 10747
Share

Post
#45

12-29-2003, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
fuck yeah load up the pooper use lots of tp make a small island that floats above the water pretend its atlantas and flush it down the drain then pretend its noahs ark rain and watch the flood of poo spread forth intot he bathroom floor like a plague from the good book

Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.
Comment
Oracle Porn

Affiliate

Join Date: Oct 2002

Posts: 24433
Share

Post
#46

12-29-2003, 04:53 PM

nah I don't take a shit anywhere exept my own house... unless its an emergancy! damnnnnnnnnnnnn
Comment
Rictor

Old Timer

Join Date: Jan 2001

Posts: 12208
Share

Post
#47

12-29-2003, 04:58 PM

I don't work in an office, so the only person around to complain is my wife.
Comment
DrtySweeet

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2003

Posts: 424
Share

Post
#48

12-29-2003, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by greentea
Poo Poo Platter Anyone?

webtickets.scam is a RIPPOFF and they can kiss my
Comment
gornyhuy

Chafed.

Join Date: May 2002

Posts: 18041
Share

Post
#49

12-29-2003, 05:14 PM

If you really want some POO related revenge, you gotta give someone the dreaded "UPPER DECKER".

Thats where you go into their shitter during a party and you open up the top of the tank and take a massive shit INTO the tank, not the bowl.

That way they'll be flushing for days and weeks and it will still smell like your shit and the water will always be kind of shitty and brown and they won't know why until they open the tank up...

icq:159548293
Comment
MetaformX

Confirmed User

Join Date: Mar 2002

Posts: 6704
Share

Post
#50

12-29-2003, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by pamphage

hehe, talk about gayness
Comment

Previous 1 2 template Next

Working...