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Old 08-03-2004, 11:18 AM   #1
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If you were really really desperate to get laid, this could work
Let's say you couldnt even get some ugly bitch on match.com

Get a mail order bride. Go to MyForeignBride.com or something similar and contact as many girls as possible. Tell them you are rich, worth many millions. Offer to fly the girl in, and meet her at the airport.


Tell her to get ready to go to your mansion, but first you wanted to spend the night in the hotel near the airport cuzz your mansion is pretty secluded and far away.


Casually ask her ring size because you are going to order a huge diamond ring for her. Then tell her that you need to be sure she can satisfy you sexually.


She'll fuck you real good in hopes of satisfying you so she could marry a rich USA man, and then you can just run off!
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:21 AM   #2
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Or you can just drop them a $50 and they'll do whatever you want anyhow.
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:22 AM   #3
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uhm...yea...
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:23 AM   #4
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You speak from experience?
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:23 AM   #5
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This one looks like marriage material:

http://www.myforeignbride.com/Member...own&ID=2 7256
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:23 AM   #6
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That's not cool at all.
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:24 AM   #7
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This one looks like marriage material:

http://www.myforeignbride.com/Member...own&ID=2 7256
a floating head!
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:25 AM   #8
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Or you can just drop them a $50 and they'll do whatever you want anyhow.
I thought this was more creative. Because technically its not using a prostitute.
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:26 AM   #9
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Mouhahaha, did you tried it ?
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:27 AM   #10
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I AM LOOKING FOR MY PRINCE AND CHAFFEUR SOMEONE WHO WILL LOOK AFTER ME SO I DONT HAVE TO WORK ANYMORE SOMEONE WHO DRIVE ME ABOUT SOMEONE WHO LOOK AFTER MY KIDS WHEN I GO FOR A NIGHT OUT SOMEONE WHO IS GOOD AT DECORATING SOMEONE WHO WILL TAKE MY BROTHER TO THE HOSPITAL AND LASTLY SOMEONE WHO IS RICH
http://www.myforeignbride.com/Member_Profile.cfm?CFID=19558341&CFTOKEN=4c85c102d 6583792-25DF6D01-BCDF-2B20-D2B687161BDB5C3B&Source=Unknown&STerm=Unknown&ID=2 7256
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:27 AM   #11
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Mouhahaha, did you tried it ?
nahh I can get laid at bars/match.com
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:27 AM   #12
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That's not cool at all. You ass wipe...





P.S.- Could you please email me the details...
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:30 AM   #13
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Muhaha that is great. I can see it working though
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:31 AM   #14
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I thought this was more creative. Because technically its not using a prostitute.
yeah like mail order brides were never hookers to begin with
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:31 AM   #15
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:34 AM   #16
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:35 AM   #17
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God damn. I can't believe you actually took the time to think of a plan like this. What the hell is wrong with you man? serisouly, you should go see a head doctor....but.......do you think it will work?
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:36 AM   #18
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This one looks like marriage material:

http://www.myforeignbride.com/Member...own&ID=2 7256
holy shit. where do I sign up!!
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:36 AM   #19
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:37 AM   #20
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:39 AM   #21
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This one looks like marriage material:

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she's looking for a rich guy to drive her brother to the hospital and watch her kids when she goes out but really the moped is what hooked me. im in love
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Old 08-03-2004, 12:01 PM   #22
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she's looking for a rich guy to drive her brother to the hospital and watch her kids when she goes out but really the moped is what hooked me. im in love

her kids are in hospital cuzz of moped accident.
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Old 08-03-2004, 12:04 PM   #23
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nahh I can get laid at bars/match.com
my bullshit detector is going off.
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Old 08-03-2004, 12:19 PM   #24
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not sounds like smart idea .. because when do u going to run off?
and if u stay at hotel it have to be some really not cheap hotel because u are "rich"


so what do u going to spend 200-500$ per nice room ?
or u can just go to hoe and u dont have to think what to say
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Old 08-03-2004, 12:35 PM   #25
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not sounds like smart idea .. because when do u going to run off?
and if u stay at hotel it have to be some really not cheap hotel because u are "rich"


so what do u going to spend 200-500$ per nice room ?
or u can just go to hoe and u dont have to think what to say
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