If you were really really desperate to get laid, this could work
Let's say you couldnt even get some ugly bitch on match.com
Get a mail order bride. Go to MyForeignBride.com or something similar and contact as many girls as possible. Tell them you are rich, worth many millions. Offer to fly the girl in, and meet her at the airport.
Tell her to get ready to go to your mansion, but first you wanted to spend the night in the hotel near the airport cuzz your mansion is pretty secluded and far away.
Casually ask her ring size because you are going to order a huge diamond ring for her. Then tell her that you need to be sure she can satisfy you sexually.
She'll fuck you real good in hopes of satisfying you so she could marry a rich USA man, and then you can just run off!
Get a mail order bride. Go to MyForeignBride.com or something similar and contact as many girls as possible. Tell them you are rich, worth many millions. Offer to fly the girl in, and meet her at the airport.
Tell her to get ready to go to your mansion, but first you wanted to spend the night in the hotel near the airport cuzz your mansion is pretty secluded and far away.
Casually ask her ring size because you are going to order a huge diamond ring for her. Then tell her that you need to be sure she can satisfy you sexually.
She'll fuck you real good in hopes of satisfying you so she could marry a rich USA man, and then you can just run off!
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