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08-03-2004, 11:18 AM
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If you were really really desperate to get laid, this could work
Let's say you couldnt even get some ugly bitch on match.com
Get a mail order bride. Go to MyForeignBride.com or something similar and contact as many girls as possible. Tell them you are rich, worth many millions. Offer to fly the girl in, and meet her at the airport. Tell her to get ready to go to your mansion, but first you wanted to spend the night in the hotel near the airport cuzz your mansion is pretty secluded and far away. Casually ask her ring size because you are going to order a huge diamond ring for her. Then tell her that you need to be sure she can satisfy you sexually. She'll fuck you real good in hopes of satisfying you so she could marry a rich USA man, and then you can just run off! |
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08-03-2004, 11:21 AM
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Let's do some business.
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Or you can just drop them a $50 and they'll do whatever you want anyhow.
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08-03-2004, 11:22 AM
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uhm...yea...
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08-03-2004, 11:23 AM
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So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
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You speak from experience?
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08-03-2004, 11:23 AM
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08-03-2004, 11:23 AM
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That's not cool at all.
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08-03-2004, 11:24 AM
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08-03-2004, 11:25 AM
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08-03-2004, 11:26 AM
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Mouhahaha, did you tried it ?
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08-03-2004, 11:27 AM
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That's not cool at all. You ass wipe...
P.S.- Could you please email me the details... |
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08-03-2004, 11:30 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Muhaha that is great. I can see it working though
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lol
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i have man boobies
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08-03-2004, 11:35 AM
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God damn. I can't believe you actually took the time to think of a plan like this. What the hell is wrong with you man? serisouly, you should go see a head doctor....but.......do you think it will work?
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08-03-2004, 11:39 AM
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i have man boobies
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08-03-2004, 12:19 PM
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not sounds like smart idea .. because when do u going to run off?
and if u stay at hotel it have to be some really not cheap hotel because u are "rich"  so what do u going to spend 200-500$ per nice room ? or u can just go to hoe and u dont have to think what to say
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