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08-02-2004, 06:51 PM
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Do you wear a condom when you get a lap-dance from a stripper?
A friend of mine I often go to strip clubs with likes to go the washroom before he gets a lap-dance and put on a condom to prepare for grinding to completion.
Although the strippers here in Montreal, grind a bit too hard and for a bit to long, I think waering a condom just to avoid making a mess in your pant is going too far. |
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08-02-2004, 06:52 PM
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I need a beer
 
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lol WTF?
 I think you guys are paranoid
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08-02-2004, 06:53 PM
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No, I normally wear condoms too when getting lap dances.
You can never be too safe. |
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08-02-2004, 06:53 PM
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and the dumbest thread of the day award goes to Alex
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08-02-2004, 06:54 PM
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That's just too funny - I love montreal strippers.
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08-02-2004, 06:54 PM
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I put condoms on my tongue for kissing
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08-02-2004, 06:54 PM
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just wear plastic pants
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08-02-2004, 06:56 PM
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WTF?! How the hell can you come from a lapdance??
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08-02-2004, 06:56 PM
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Come on, it needs a bit more than a lap-dance to get off, doesn't it ?
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08-02-2004, 06:56 PM
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Why are 90% of your threads about strippers?
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08-02-2004, 06:56 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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There's been a couple times I wish I had.
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08-02-2004, 06:57 PM
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08-02-2004, 06:57 PM
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08-02-2004, 06:58 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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08-02-2004, 06:58 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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OMG
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08-02-2004, 07:00 PM
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08-02-2004, 07:02 PM
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does the stripper do that thing ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !
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08-02-2004, 07:02 PM
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Damn wtf happens when you actually stick it in? Bet that doesn't last too long.
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08-02-2004, 07:03 PM
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I must be getting the wrong kind of lapdances if condom useage is an issue.
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08-02-2004, 07:06 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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08-02-2004, 07:07 PM
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What the FUCK ?!???
How can you come from a fucking lapdance ? I'm NOT experienced ... I've fucked a lot of strippers for free ... but I aiin't paid for lapdances more then 2-3 times . But I just don't see how
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08-02-2004, 07:07 PM
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This thread is funny,..Alex you and/or your"friend" has some serious issues
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08-02-2004, 07:09 PM
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ahaha.. if you blow from a lapdance.. chances are you dont last more then a minute having sex :P
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08-02-2004, 07:13 PM
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I worked with dancers for a long time, both in bars and totally nude dancers at bachelor parties. It's fucking SCARY how many guys will blow a load from a lap dance, and they'd probably go white as ghosts if they heard the dancers talking about them.
But then again I guess $20 is cheaper than a hooker or dinner and a movie....
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08-02-2004, 07:13 PM
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wtf ?
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08-02-2004, 07:18 PM
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08-02-2004, 07:19 PM
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im usually too pissed to get it up at the strippers.
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08-02-2004, 07:21 PM
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08-02-2004, 07:26 PM
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hehe yea you can get pretty close.
in europe it was nice to be able to whip it out and finish at the end of the dance. they frown on that in the states.
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08-02-2004, 07:29 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA. This thread and 90% of the responses are fucking hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.
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08-02-2004, 07:31 PM
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I don't know anyone who has ever actually done that.
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08-02-2004, 07:45 PM
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Which club is this? I'm used to my Laval Clubs!
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08-02-2004, 07:52 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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Why is grabbing a stripper by her firm sexy ass and rubbing your throbbing dick against it till you blow a big hot load in your underwear so hard for some people to believe?
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08-02-2004, 07:55 PM
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Well i suggest none of you pussies go to the Gold Rush Strip club when you are here in MIami, because they guarantee it, even if they have to take out your unit.
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08-02-2004, 07:56 PM
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08-02-2004, 07:57 PM
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 I never go to a strip club without my raid bottles. I usually spray it everywhere to kill the fucking pussy crabs.
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Just remembered a friend of mine once told me that he had a real problem even getting inside his gf before cumming, so I guess for some it's possible
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08-02-2004, 08:03 PM
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I wear rubber pants at all times, just in case.
Though, using the stripclub as an excuse.... will probably make my life alot more embarassing |
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08-02-2004, 08:06 PM
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i also cant imagine blowing the load to a lap dance. |
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08-02-2004, 08:15 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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08-02-2004, 08:17 PM
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People really cum from lap dances?
Man, you guys need to get out more often.
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08-02-2004, 08:46 PM
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i'd love to see a picture of this guy to see why he has such an obsession with strippers.
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08-02-2004, 11:35 PM
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Just out of curiosity, if you are in a serious relationship, do you think that getting a lap dance is considered cheating? Me and my ex used to argue about this a lot, and he would say that it wasn't.... Well, I think if it comes down to the fact that if a dance
is "soooooooo high-contact and has soooooo much grinding" that a guy can actually "cum" from it and actually needs to wear a condom for it, doesn't that make it even more that "closer" to cheating? |
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08-02-2004, 11:36 PM
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umm....if your so hard up a girl rubbing against you makes you cum, then you should probably be paying for a hooker,...not a stripper.
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in my opinion, whether or not it's considered cheating is not the point. the point is what the girlfriend thinks about it. if my girlfriend doesn't want me getting a lap dance, i'm not getting a lap dance.
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I love to racism, bro!
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You guys are so full of shit. Rubbing your dick for an extended period of time produces orgasm, I don't give a fuck who you are. Are you telling me you can come from rubbing your dick with your HAND but not a girls ASS?
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He told me "no girl can tell me what to do..." And he absolutely refuses to take me along! I would have not been pissed at all if he would let me come along, I would even get dances and let him watch if he wanted too, but he thinks its "unmanly" to take a girl with you to the club, he just doesn't want anyone telling him what to do at all... I still think it's fucked up... He even told me that a stripper bit his dick and touched it with her hand, and he got like 8 dances with this one girl he liked... I think that's pushing it... And it's not true that a guy is more likely to meet a girl in a real club than in a strip club, I know lots of guys that date the strippers they meet in there! I just like to vent out all my anger here on the board, because it's the only form of therapy I get  |
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I love to racism, bro!
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