"You've gotta' already have the hole dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talkin' about a half hour or 45 minutes of digging...and who knows who's gonna' be coming along in that time. Before you know it, you gotta' dig a few more holes, you could be there all fucking night."
I have watched The Big Lebowski over 300 times I'd say...
I used to watch it every night, I would goto sleep watching it for about a year...
"I'm the Dude! That's what you call me, you know... That or His Dudeness, Duder, El Dudarino..."
"No, you're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole."
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that is my all time favorite movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"in n out is good"-"shut the fuck up donnie"
"this aggression will not stand"
"wheres the money labowski?"
"ya...we cut off your johnson"
"hes a good man...and thourough"
great movie......ive seen it at least 1000 times..really
"Why Jonnie Ringo -- you look like someone just walked over your grave..."
Haha, yeah, Val Kilmer did a great job in that movie, I thought the scene with Doc Holliday on his death bed in the sanitarium, when he says "Wyatt, If you are or have ever been my friend you will leave now" was one of the best scenes.. Pretty emotional scene..
Haha, yeah, Val Kilmer did a great job in that movie, I thought the scene with Doc Holliday on his death bed in the sanitarium, when he says "Wyatt, If you are or have ever been my friend you will leave now" was one of the best scenes.. Pretty emotional scene..
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Indeed. He delivered some great lines. I could go on all night... but you are right. That was the best!
Jack Walsh: Now I can't keep you cuffed on a commercial flight, and I have to check my gun with my luggage, but you fuck with me once and I'm gonna break your neck
Jonathan Mardukas: I can't fly.
Jack Walsh: What?
Jonathan Mardukas: You heard me, I can't fly.
Jack Walsh: No, no, no. You're going to have to do better than that.
Jonathan Mardukas: No I don't have to do better than that, because it's the truth. I can't fly. I suffer from aviaphobia.
Jack Walsh: What does that mean?
Jonathan Mardukas: It means I can't fly. I also suffer from claustrophobia and agoraphobia.
Jack Walsh: Well if you don't shut up, pretty soon you're gonna suffer from fistaphobia.
And you open the door and you step inside -- we're inside our hearts. Now imagine your pain is a white ball of healing light. That's right, your pain, the pain itself, it's a white ball of healing light.
I don't think so.
This is your life, good to the last drop.
This is your life, it doesn't get any better than this.
This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
This isn't a seminar. This isn't a weekend retreat.
Where you are now, you can't even imagine what the bottom will be like.
Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
Nothing is static. Everything is falling apart.
You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying, organic matter as anything else.
We are all part of the same compost heap. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
You are not your bank account.
You are not the clothes you wear.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your bowel cancer.
You are not your grande latte.
You are not the car you drive.
You are not your fucking khakis.
You have to give up. You have to realize that some day you will die. Until you know that, you are useless.
I say, may I never be complete.
I say, may I never be content.
I say, deliver me from Swedish furniture.
I say, deliver me from clever art.
I say, deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth.
I say evolve, and let the chips fall where they may.
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Originally posted by xxxoutsourcing As Good as it Gets " I'm drowning here and your describing the water" Jack Nicholson
I love that movie...
another one from it is his reference to "good times and noodle salad"
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This one comes in a close second. I've seen some people in Veas who resemble this line:
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "
Originally posted by Zebra This one comes in a close second. I've seen some people in Veas who resemble this line:
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "
Yes, I think that describes a LOT of people in Vegas and elsewhere! Actually just sat down with jact and watched that movie again for me.. first time for him and he spent the whole thing doing the deja vu thing. He was a bad boy as a teenager :P
You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.
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In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
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You fuck with me, you fuck with the best!
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I never fucked anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to 'em.
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All I have in this world is balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one. You understand?
"choose life, chose a job, choose a career, choose a family,
choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disk players,
and electrical tin openers...
...choose good health, low colestoral, and dental insurance...
...choose fixed interest mortage repayments, choose a starter home, choose your friends...
...choose leisure wear and matching luggage, choose a 3 piece suite and higher purchase arrangement of higher fabrics...
...choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a sunday morning...
...choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth...
...choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish fucked up lives that you've sponsored a place yourselves...
...choose your future, choose life...
...but why would I want to do a thing like that?...
...i choose not to choose life, I chose something else...and the reasons? there are no reasons...
...who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
- Trainspotting
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