Do you wear a condom when you get a lap-dance from a stripper? - GoFuckYourself.com

Quotealex · 08-02-2004, 06:51 PM

A friend of mine I often go to strip clubs with likes to go the washroom before he gets a lap-dance and put on a condom to prepare for grinding to completion.

Although the strippers here in Montreal, grind a bit too hard and for a bit to long, I think waering a condom just to avoid making a mess in your pant is going too far.

Spunky · 08-02-2004, 06:52 PM

lol WTF?

I think you guys are paranoid

kush · 08-02-2004, 06:53 PM

No, I normally wear condoms too when getting lap dances.

You can never be too safe.

TheMob · 08-02-2004, 06:53 PM

and the dumbest thread of the day award goes to Alex

AndrewKanuck · 08-02-2004, 06:54 PM

That's just too funny - I love montreal strippers.

detoxed · 08-02-2004, 06:54 PM

I put condoms on my tongue for kissing

TheLegacy · 08-02-2004, 06:54 PM

just wear plastic pants

Libertine · 08-02-2004, 06:56 PM

WTF?! How the hell can you come from a lapdance??

StarkReality · 08-02-2004, 06:56 PM

Come on, it needs a bit more than a lap-dance to get off, doesn't it ?

Sly_RJ · 08-02-2004, 06:56 PM

Why are 90% of your threads about strippers?

escorpio · 08-02-2004, 06:56 PM

There's been a couple times I wish I had.

fr8 · 08-02-2004, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
WTF?! How the hell can you come from a lapdance??

Being one horny mofo is the only thing that comes to my mind.

TheMob · 08-02-2004, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StarkReality
Come on, it needs a bit more than a lap-dance to get off, doesn't it ?

i would think so.. hehee

escorpio · 08-02-2004, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
WTF?! How the hell can you come from a lapdance??

Friction.

Juicy D. Links · 08-02-2004, 06:58 PM

Libertine · 08-02-2004, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
Friction.

There is no way in hell a lapdance could give enough friction to cause an orgasm.

aSStig · 08-02-2004, 07:02 PM

does the stripper do that thing ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !

Titan · 08-02-2004, 07:02 PM

Damn wtf happens when you actually stick it in? Bet that doesn't last too long.

EviLGuY · 08-02-2004, 07:03 PM

I must be getting the wrong kind of lapdances if condom useage is an issue.

escorpio · 08-02-2004, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
There is no way in hell a lapdance could give enough friction to cause an orgasm.

If the dancer is persistant it is very possible.

Trust me.

Doctor Dre · 08-02-2004, 07:07 PM

What the FUCK ?!???

How can you come from a fucking lapdance ?

I'm NOT experienced ... I've fucked a lot of strippers for free ... but I aiin't paid for lapdances more then 2-3 times .

But I just don't see how

Kick Ass Chat · 08-02-2004, 07:07 PM

This thread is funny,..Alex you and/or your"friend" has some serious issues

Satisfaction · 08-02-2004, 07:09 PM

ahaha.. if you blow from a lapdance.. chances are you dont last more then a minute having sex :P

XTC Max · 08-02-2004, 07:13 PM

I worked with dancers for a long time, both in bars and totally nude dancers at bachelor parties. It's fucking SCARY how many guys will blow a load from a lap dance, and they'd probably go white as ghosts if they heard the dancers talking about them.

But then again I guess $20 is cheaper than a hooker or dinner and a movie....

Illicit · 08-02-2004, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
WTF?! How the hell can you come from a lapdance??

thats what I want to know ?!?! Maybe Ive been going to the wrong places !

Quotealex · 08-02-2004, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
What the FUCK ?!???

How can you come from a fucking lapdance ?

I'm NOT experienced ... I've fucked a lot of strippers for free ... but I aiin't paid for lapdances more then 2-3 times .

But I just don't see how

Quite a few strippers here are known as GTC (grinding to completion) strippers and can get most guys to cum before the end of the third song if they want to.

true_blue_glenn · 08-02-2004, 07:19 PM

im usually too pissed to get it up at the strippers.

doober · 08-02-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Why are 90% of your threads about strippers?

cause hes from montreal and thats all we do up here

KingDough · 08-02-2004, 07:26 PM

hehe yea you can get pretty close.
in europe it was nice to be able to
whip it out and finish at the end of the dance.

they frown on that in the states.

Shoehorn! · 08-02-2004, 07:29 PM

HAHAHAHAHA. This thread and 90% of the responses are fucking hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.

Rankings · 08-02-2004, 07:31 PM

I don't know anyone who has ever actually done that.

maxdaname · 08-02-2004, 07:45 PM

Which club is this? I'm used to my Laval Clubs!

escorpio · 08-02-2004, 07:52 PM

Why is grabbing a stripper by her firm sexy ass and rubbing your throbbing dick against it till you blow a big hot load in your underwear so hard for some people to believe?

Pipecrew · 08-02-2004, 07:55 PM

Well i suggest none of you pussies go to the Gold Rush Strip club when you are here in MIami, because they guarantee it, even if they have to take out your unit.

Trixie · 08-02-2004, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
There is no way in hell a lapdance could give enough friction to cause an orgasm.

Tell that to the strippers.

NoCarrier · 08-02-2004, 07:57 PM

I never go to a strip club without my raid bottles. I usually spray it everywhere to kill the fucking pussy crabs.

Libertine · 08-02-2004, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by Trixie
Tell that to the strippers.

Well, not for me anyway. Can't speak for all men, ofcourse.
Just remembered a friend of mine once told me that he had a real problem even getting inside his gf before cumming, so I guess for some it's possible

DrewKole · 08-02-2004, 08:03 PM

I wear rubber pants at all times, just in case.

Though, using the stripclub as an excuse.... will probably make my life alot more embarassing

Living For Today · 08-02-2004, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier

I never go to a strip club without my raid bottles. I usually spray it everywhere to kill the fucking pussy crabs.

lol. best post in this thread.

i also cant imagine blowing the load to a lap dance.

escorpio · 08-02-2004, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Well i suggest none of you pussies go to the Gold Rush Strip club when you are here in MIami, because they guarantee it, even if they have to take out your unit.

D-Money · 08-02-2004, 08:17 PM

People really cum from lap dances?

Man, you guys need to get out more often.

BlueDesignStudios · 08-02-2004, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Why are 90% of your threads about strippers?

more like 99%

psyko514 · 08-02-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Why are 90% of your threads about strippers?

i was about to ask a variation of the same question.

i'd love to see a picture of this guy to see why he has such an obsession with strippers.

phogirl69 · 08-02-2004, 11:35 PM

Just out of curiosity, if you are in a serious relationship, do you think that getting a lap dance is considered cheating? Me and my ex used to argue about this a lot, and he would say that it wasn't.... Well, I think if it comes down to the fact that if a dance
is "soooooooo high-contact and has soooooo much grinding" that a guy can actually "cum" from it and actually needs to wear a condom for it, doesn't that make it even more that "closer" to cheating?

Marcus Aurelius · 08-02-2004, 11:36 PM

umm....if your so hard up a girl rubbing against you makes you cum, then you should probably be paying for a hooker,...not a stripper.

psyko514 · 08-02-2004, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
Just out of curiosity, if you are in a serious relationship, do you think that getting a lap dance is considered cheating? Me and my ex used to argue about this a lot, and he would say that it wasn't.... Well, I think if it comes down to the fact that if a dance
is "soooooooo high-contact and has soooooo much grinding" that a guy can actually "cum" from it and actually needs to wear a condom for it, doesn't that make it even more that "closer" to cheating?

any guy that can cum from a lap dance has a pre-mature ejaculation problem.

in my opinion, whether or not it's considered cheating is not the point. the point is what the girlfriend thinks about it. if my girlfriend doesn't want me getting a lap dance, i'm not getting a lap dance.

escorpio · 08-02-2004, 11:45 PM

You guys are so full of shit. Rubbing your dick for an extended period of time produces orgasm, I don't give a fuck who you are. Are you telling me you can come from rubbing your dick with your HAND but not a girls ASS?

phogirl69 · 08-02-2004, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
any guy that can cum from a lap dance has a pre-mature ejaculation problem.

in my opinion, whether or not it's considered cheating is not the point. the point is what the girlfriend thinks about it. if my girlfriend doesn't want me getting a lap dance, i'm not getting a lap dance.

Well, that's true... I totally agree with that... But I told my ex it would piss me off but he went ahead and did it anyways, but he lied about... He made an elaborate scheme/lie and told me was going to go to San Diego for the weekend and for me not to call his cell, and later I found out all he did was go to strip clubs with his little brother all weekend!

He told me "no girl can tell me what to do..." And he absolutely refuses to take me along! I would have not been pissed at all if he would let me come along, I would even get dances and let him watch if he wanted too, but he thinks its "unmanly" to take a girl with you to the club, he just doesn't want anyone telling him what to do at all...

I still think it's fucked up... He even told me that a stripper bit his dick and touched it with her hand, and he got like 8 dances with this one girl he liked... I think that's pushing it... And it's not true that a guy is more likely to meet a girl in a real club than in a strip club, I know lots of guys that date the strippers they meet in there!

I just like to vent out all my anger here on the board, because it's the only form of therapy I get

escorpio · 08-02-2004, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
any guy that can cum from a lap dance has a pre-mature ejaculation problem.

That would depend how long it took.

AVM · 08-02-2004, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
You guys are so full of shit. Rubbing your dick for an extended period of time produces orgasm, I don't give a fuck who you are. Are you telling me you can come from rubbing your dick with your HAND but not a girls ASS?

Yes, in my case, I am telling you, I can ejaculate/orgasm/cum from my hand. However, a simple "ass shake" against my dick will not make me cum. Shit, even from oral sex I do not cum often.

I need to close my eyes, tense my legs (I emphasize this, as it is integral for me to cum), invision what is going on, and focus mentally before I can achieve climax. <--And that applies for everything, sex, oral sex, and handjobs. It's quite the task, as is. I could not imagine trying to do the same with a simple 'bump-n-grind' technique.

I can rub my dick for days in with my legs crossed, nothing. But once I tense my legs, pick up speed, I'm all good.

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Quotealex Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Global Digerati Village Posts: 6,265	Do you wear a condom when you get a lap-dance from a stripper? A friend of mine I often go to strip clubs with likes to go the washroom before he gets a lap-dance and put on a condom to prepare for grinding to completion. Although the strippers here in Montreal, grind a bit too hard and for a bit to long, I think waering a condom just to avoid making a mess in your pant is going too far.

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