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UltraSonic · 07-22-2004, 07:16 PM

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn?t brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal might have died of loneliness.

Homer: Pff, English. Who needs that? I?m never going to England.

Trent Steel: You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?

Burns: Oh, ?meltdown?. It?s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an ?unrequested fission surplus?.

Lisa: I think it?s ironic that Dad saved the day while a thinner man would have fallen to his death.
Bart: And I think it?s ironic that for once Dad?s butt actually prevented the release of toxic ga?
Marge: Bart!

Marge: Watch out for the apple pie.
Grandpa: Uh-ohh?
Marge: Grandpa, did you sit on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so.

Homer: Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don?t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Enlightened Kwik-E-Mart CEO: You may ask me three questions.
Apu: That?s great because all I need is one.
Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
CEO: Yes
Homer: Really?
CEO: Yes
Homer: You?
CEO: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.

Who's got some more?

VIPimp · 07-22-2004, 07:18 PM

they still run that show?

UltraSonic · 07-22-2004, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by VIPimp
they still run that show?

Uphere they do, they also showed the first man landing on the moon yesterday........ man what have we gone far!

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:22 PM

Homer: Welcome to the Internet my friend, how can I help you?

Comic Book Guy: I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 KBaud Internet connection to a 1.5 MBit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my tokenring Ethernet LAN configuration?

Homer: ........... can I have some money now?

Tom_PMs · 07-22-2004, 07:22 PM

10-4 dead buddy

UltraSonic · 07-22-2004, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Homer: Welcome to the Internet my friend, how can I help you?

Comic Book Guy: I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 KBaud Internet connection to a 1.5 MBit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my tokenring Ethernet LAN configuration?

Homer: ........... can I have some money now?

classic

pxxx · 07-22-2004, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by VIPimp
they still run that show?

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:24 PM

After Kent Brockman wins the lottery:

Homer: Well, he has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.

Marge: What's that?

Homer: .........a dinosaur.

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:26 PM

Homer: How much does this job pay?
Karl: Nothing.
Homer: D'oh!
Karl: Unless you're crooked.
Homer: Woohoo!

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:30 PM

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:30 PM

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:32 PM

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow, don't bother showing up on Monday.

Homer: Woohoo, a four day weekend!

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:35 PM

Homer:

Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history!
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

(crashes)

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:37 PM

Homer: What's a wedding?Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:39 PM

Not a quote, but it is fucking hilarious to watch.

Moe is teaching some self defence class: All right, here's the four-one-one folks. Let's say some gangster is dissin your flygirl.

(plays funk music, dances, then pulls out a shotgun)

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:43 PM

Director: Up and atom!
McBain: Up and at them.
Director: Up and ATOM!
McBain: Up and atdem!
Director: UP AND ATOM!
McBain: UP AND ATEM!
Director: .... better.

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:44 PM

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room!

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:45 PM

Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer alone:

Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.

Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.

Homer: D'oh!

fishhead · 07-22-2004, 07:49 PM

Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! [buzz]
All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
_A_ date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
[weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]
[angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

ldinternet · 07-22-2004, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fishhead
Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! [buzz]
All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz]
_A_ date. [buzz]
Dinner with friends. [buzz]
Dinner alone. [buzz]
Watching TV alone. [buzz]
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz]
[weakly] Sears catalog. [ding]
[angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't
deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]

swami · 07-22-2004, 08:25 PM

ROFLMAO.
What about the time the whole town was searching for some treasure that a burglar had stolen from Springfield and Homer and a few others had dug a bloody deep hole looking for it.
Then some one said:
"How are we going to get out of this hole?"
They all stop for a moment and ponder,then
Homer says "We'll dig our way out!"
And they all start frantically digging even deeper.LOL

mailman · 07-22-2004, 08:29 PM

DuffMan: looks like this grass could use a little H2000000000000000000000000000H YEAH

enter » · 07-22-2004, 08:30 PM

I am literally LAUGHING OUT LOUD !!

I wish I had some to contribute but I haven't watched the Simpson's in a while. I may have to try and catch an episode tomorrow.

matty · 07-22-2004, 08:30 PM

Homer: No beer and no TV make Home something, something.

Marge: Go Crazy?

Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO (and proceeds to flip out completely)

Alex · 07-22-2004, 08:34 PM

Lisa: Mom, dad, there is something that i have to do and you may not not aprove of it. (then leaves to go outside)

Homer: Marge, she's going to narc on our stash

Marge: What stash?

Homer: Thats right.......... What stash?

sickkittens · 07-22-2004, 08:35 PM

I believe in Jebus! I believe in Jebus!

matty · 07-22-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
Lisa: Mom, dad, there is something that i have to do and you may not not aprove of it. (then leaves to go outside)

Homer: Marge, she's going to narc on our stash

Marge: What stash?

Homer: Thats right.......... What stash?

haha thats a good one

Alex · 07-22-2004, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by matty
haha thats a good one

n e thing said by homer is good

scoobydookc · 07-22-2004, 08:39 PM

This is purely from memory.. Most of you guy's seem to have it all down to every detail. This is from the episode when Marge starts into a pretzel business to spite her friends... Homer asks a favor of Fat Tony the local mob boss.....

Fat Tony: My wife keeps nagging me saying, "where's the pretzel moneys?"

Classic moment. Also with the mob guys pointing guns at the girl scouts telling them to get out of springfield from their limo, but nothing said...

Alex · 07-22-2004, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scoobydookc

Fat Tony: My wife keeps nagging me saying, "where's the pretzel moneys?"

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SOmething i miss?

I didnt get that one

I have been watching simpsons for 5 years starigt

n3in · 07-22-2004, 08:44 PM

Homer: Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.

the source · 07-22-2004, 08:44 PM

After a storm clears Homer and Marge see a beautiful sunset, and Homer says, "Wow, I wish God were alive to see this".

Comedy fuckin' gold.

n3in · 07-22-2004, 08:46 PM

Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING!

scoobydookc · 07-22-2004, 08:46 PM

Couldn't narrow it down to a season, but was before 1999. I haven't watched their newer episodes, I'm really surprised Matt Groening or however you spell his last name still finds stuff to write about....

It ended with Marge's friends going to the Triads or something, and a fight on the simpsons lawn... If you've just been watching their new stuff the past 5 years, I would be willing to bet all of the great moments were in the first 5-6 seasons... Someone tell me if they've fallen off at all lately.... maybe I should watch their newer stuff :P

VirtuMike · 07-22-2004, 09:05 PM

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neverlearn · 07-22-2004, 09:16 PM

Homer: (when bart isa being stalked by Sideshow Bob) (jumps on his bed late at night...) HEY BART WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AN HOCKEY MASK?!?!"

neverlearn · 07-22-2004, 09:20 PM

When Bart is going to be Montgomery Burns benefactor to his vast millions ...

Homer: "what ya goona do ...realease the dogs...?"

"Release the Bees....?"

Realease the dogs with the bees in their mouth...?"

I nearly shat myself

enter » · 07-22-2004, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neverlearn
Homer: (when bart isa being stalked by Sideshow Bob) (jumps on his bed late at night...) HEY BART WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AN HOCKEY MASK?!?!"

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neverlearn · 07-22-2004, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
Clicked sig .. AWESOME !! Livewire rockin' in the background right now Crûe !!

thanks dude!

Looking for a good copy of "you gotta another thing coming" by priest

if you find anyone who has it send me a line through email...I can convert it from whatever format...had no luck on Kazaaa..... but HELL YA ITS OLD CRUE THAT REMOVES THE PANTIES !!!!! THAT WHOLE ALBUM KICKS ARSE! I also wanna find Come on an dance in Mpeg or whatever

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2004, 09:31 PM

NickPapageorgio · 07-22-2004, 09:40 PM

Hostile crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOO"

Mr. Burns: "Why are they booing me Smithers?"

Smithers: "I don't think they were booing you sir, I think they were saying Boo-urns Boo-urns"

Mr. Burns (addressing crowd): "Were you saying Boo...or Boo-urns?"

Hostile crowd: "BOOOOOO"

One old man: "I was saying Boo-urns"

neverlearn · 07-22-2004, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Hostile crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOO"

Mr. Burns: "Why are they booing me Smithers?"

Smithers: "I don't think they were booing you sir, I think they were saying Boo-urns Boo-urns"

Mr. Burns (addressing crowd): "Were you saying Boo...or Boo-urns?"

Hostile crowd: "BOOOOOO"

One old man: "I was saying Boo-urns"

that was awesome too

Dagwolf · 07-22-2004, 09:48 PM

O.J: " Absolutely, positively, 100% not guilty.".

Edit:

Marge: Watch out for the apple pie.
Grandpa: Uh-ohh?
Marge: Grandpa, did you sit on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so.

My fave

Classic!

Jdoughs · 07-22-2004, 10:02 PM

MY fav was when Marge and Homer are arguing about who does what with the kids and homer so manly replied

Jeez marge Its uterUS not UterYOU.

thekebie · 07-22-2004, 10:08 PM

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G. Reaper · 07-23-2004, 02:14 AM

When the kid says "Im so hungry I could eat at Arby's"

Classic.

ADL Colin · 07-23-2004, 02:27 AM

From my favorite episode. As Homer is falling into a black hole he says "there's so much I don't know about astrophysics. I wish I'd read that book by that wheelchair guy"

07-23-2004, 02:39 AM

I am crying from laughing so much

Manowar · 07-23-2004, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Homer: Welcome to the Internet my friend, how can I help you?

Comic Book Guy: I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 KBaud Internet connection to a 1.5 MBit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my tokenring Ethernet LAN configuration?

Homer: ........... can I have some money now?

UltraSonic · 07-23-2004, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
Lisa: Mom, dad, there is something that i have to do and you may not not aprove of it. (then leaves to go outside)

Homer: Marge, she's going to narc on our stash

Marge: What stash?

Homer: Thats right.......... What stash?

Oh man, i almost shit myself

07-22-2004, 07:16 PM	#1
UltraSonic Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: UltraVirtuality Posts: 1,728	Best Simpsons lines Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn?t brutally slaughtered? Homer: Well, I think the veal might have died of loneliness. Homer: Pff, English. Who needs that? I?m never going to England. Trent Steel: You like Thai? Homer: Tie good. You like shirt? Burns: Oh, ?meltdown?. It?s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an ?unrequested fission surplus?. Lisa: I think it?s ironic that Dad saved the day while a thinner man would have fallen to his death. Bart: And I think it?s ironic that for once Dad?s butt actually prevented the release of toxic ga? Marge: Bart! Marge: Watch out for the apple pie. Grandpa: Uh-ohh? Marge: Grandpa, did you sit on the apple pie? Grandpa: I sure hope so. Homer: Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don?t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them! Enlightened Kwik-E-Mart CEO: You may ask me three questions. Apu: That?s great because all I need is one. Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? CEO: Yes Homer: Really? CEO: Yes Homer: You? CEO: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you. Who's got some more? __________________ Your Blend, Your Product

07-22-2004, 07:22 PM	#5
Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	10-4 dead buddy __________________ You've read it, you can't unread it.

07-22-2004, 07:49 PM	#19
fishhead Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 211	Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns? Moe: No! [buzz] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding] Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go. Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] _A_ date. [buzz] Dinner with friends. [buzz] Dinner alone. [buzz] Watching TV alone. [buzz] All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz] [weakly] Sears catalog. [ding] [angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz] __________________ I figured out that it's better to make $500 each off of 10 sponsors per month than $4000 from one sponsor. CLICK HERE to see who's making me money this month

07-22-2004, 08:30 PM	#23
enter » Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: -- arizona --» Posts: 2,362	I am literally LAUGHING OUT LOUD !! I wish I had some to contribute but I haven't watched the Simpson's in a while. I may have to try and catch an episode tomorrow. __________________ «-- offer extended through New Years (icq286487452)

07-22-2004, 08:30 PM	#24
matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	Homer: No beer and no TV make Home something, something. Marge: Go Crazy? Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO (and proceeds to flip out completely) __________________ Want to accept Bitcoin (BTC) on your site without any issues? I modestly estimate a 15%-20% boost in conversions. Projects Like These Cost Big $$$, Please Donate: 112BNRe8WiooVBTqDFSLzjBo6Ve1LunViN

07-22-2004, 07:18 PM	#2
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	they still run that show?

07-22-2004, 07:22 PM	#4
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Homer: Welcome to the Internet my friend, how can I help you? Comic Book Guy: I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 KBaud Internet connection to a 1.5 MBit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my tokenring Ethernet LAN configuration? Homer: ........... can I have some money now?

07-22-2004, 07:24 PM	#8
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	After Kent Brockman wins the lottery: Homer: Well, he has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy. Marge: What's that? Homer: .........a dinosaur.

07-22-2004, 07:26 PM	#9
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Homer: How much does this job pay? Karl: Nothing. Homer: D'oh! Karl: Unless you're crooked. Homer: Woohoo!

07-22-2004, 07:30 PM	#10
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

07-22-2004, 07:32 PM	#12
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow, don't bother showing up on Monday. Homer: Woohoo, a four day weekend!

07-22-2004, 07:35 PM	#13
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Homer: Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history! From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. (crashes)

07-22-2004, 07:37 PM	#14
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Homer: What's a wedding?Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.

07-22-2004, 07:39 PM	#15
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Not a quote, but it is fucking hilarious to watch. Moe is teaching some self defence class: All right, here's the four-one-one folks. Let's say some gangster is dissin your flygirl. (plays funk music, dances, then pulls out a shotgun)

07-22-2004, 07:43 PM	#16
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Director: Up and atom! McBain: Up and at them. Director: Up and ATOM! McBain: Up and atdem! Director: UP AND ATOM! McBain: UP AND ATEM! Director: .... better.

07-22-2004, 07:44 PM	#17
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room!

07-22-2004, 07:45 PM	#18
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer alone: Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush. Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it. Homer: D'oh!

07-22-2004, 08:25 PM	#21
swami Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: vanuatu Posts: 1,989	ROFLMAO. What about the time the whole town was searching for some treasure that a burglar had stolen from Springfield and Homer and a few others had dug a bloody deep hole looking for it. Then some one said: "How are we going to get out of this hole?" They all stop for a moment and ponder,then Homer says "We'll dig our way out!" And they all start frantically digging even deeper.LOL

07-22-2004, 08:29 PM	#22
mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	DuffMan: looks like this grass could use a little H2000000000000000000000000000H YEAH

07-22-2004, 08:34 PM	#25
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	Lisa: Mom, dad, there is something that i have to do and you may not not aprove of it. (then leaves to go outside) Homer: Marge, she's going to narc on our stash Marge: What stash? Homer: Thats right.......... What stash? __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

07-22-2004, 08:35 PM	#26
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07-22-2004, 08:39 PM	#29
scoobydookc Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: kansas city Posts: 193	This is purely from memory.. Most of you guy's seem to have it all down to every detail. This is from the episode when Marge starts into a pretzel business to spite her friends... Homer asks a favor of Fat Tony the local mob boss..... Fat Tony: My wife keeps nagging me saying, "where's the pretzel moneys?" Classic moment. Also with the mob guys pointing guns at the girl scouts telling them to get out of springfield from their limo, but nothing said... Last edited by scoobydookc; 07-22-2004 at 08:41 PM..

07-22-2004, 08:44 PM	#31
n3in Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,377	Homer: Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done. __________________ My sig was changed cause I don't know how to read the rules on this page http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html You can contact me about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

07-22-2004, 08:44 PM	#32
the source Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: US Posts: 1,255	After a storm clears Homer and Marge see a beautiful sunset, and Homer says, "Wow, I wish God were alive to see this". Comedy fuckin' gold. __________________ All HD Review

07-22-2004, 08:46 PM	#33
n3in Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,377	Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING! __________________ My sig was changed cause I don't know how to read the rules on this page http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html You can contact me about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

07-22-2004, 09:05 PM	#35
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07-22-2004, 09:16 PM	#36
neverlearn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Banners, FPA, HPA, FLASH, Illustration, Web Design, Print, posters, business cards, LOGOS ...ICQ 210-450-833 Posts: 2,085	Homer: (when bart isa being stalked by Sideshow Bob) (jumps on his bed late at night...) HEY BART WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AN HOCKEY MASK?!?!" __________________ DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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neverlearn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Banners, FPA, HPA, FLASH, Illustration, Web Design, Print, posters, business cards, LOGOS ...ICQ 210-450-833 Posts: 2,085	When Bart is going to be Montgomery Burns benefactor to his vast millions ... Homer: "what ya goona do ...realease the dogs...?" "Release the Bees....?" Realease the dogs with the bees in their mouth...?" I nearly shat myself __________________ DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

07-22-2004, 09:40 PM	#41
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	Hostile crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOO" Mr. Burns: "Why are they booing me Smithers?" Smithers: "I don't think they were booing you sir, I think they were saying Boo-urns Boo-urns" Mr. Burns (addressing crowd): "Were you saying Boo...or Boo-urns?" Hostile crowd: "BOOOOOO" One old man: "I was saying Boo-urns" __________________

07-22-2004, 09:48 PM	#43
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	O.J: " Absolutely, positively, 100% not guilty.". Edit: Marge: Watch out for the apple pie. Grandpa: Uh-ohh? Marge: Grandpa, did you sit on the apple pie? Grandpa: I sure hope so. My fave Classic! __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women. Last edited by Dagwolf; 07-22-2004 at 09:50 PM..

07-22-2004, 10:02 PM	#44
Jdoughs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Great White North Posts: 5,794	MY fav was when Marge and Homer are arguing about who does what with the kids and homer so manly replied Jeez marge Its uterUS not UterYOU. __________________ LinkSpun - Premier Adult Link Trading Community - ICQ - 464/\281/\250 Be Seen By New Webmasters/Affiliates * Target out webmasters/affiliates based on niches your sites are for less than $20 a month. AmeriNOC - Proudly hosted @ AmeriNOC!

07-22-2004, 10:08 PM	#45
thekebie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Hood of Burquitlam, BC Posts: 1,046	Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan Lisa Needs Braces Dental Plan

07-23-2004, 02:14 AM	#46
G. Reaper Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 48	When the kid says "Im so hungry I could eat at Arby's" Classic. __________________

07-23-2004, 02:27 AM	#47
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	From my favorite episode. As Homer is falling into a black hole he says "there's so much I don't know about astrophysics. I wish I'd read that book by that wheelchair guy" __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

07-23-2004, 02:39 AM	#48
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	I am crying from laughing so much