Best Simpsons lines
Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn?t brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal might have died of loneliness.
Homer: Pff, English. Who needs that? I?m never going to England.
Trent Steel: You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?
Burns: Oh, ?meltdown?. It?s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an ?unrequested fission surplus?.
Lisa: I think it?s ironic that Dad saved the day while a thinner man would have fallen to his death.
Bart: And I think it?s ironic that for once Dad?s butt actually prevented the release of toxic ga?
Marge: Bart!
Marge: Watch out for the apple pie.
Grandpa: Uh-ohh?
Marge: Grandpa, did you sit on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so.
Homer: Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don?t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Enlightened Kwik-E-Mart CEO: You may ask me three questions.
Apu: That?s great because all I need is one.
Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
CEO: Yes
Homer: Really?
CEO: Yes
Homer: You?
CEO: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
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