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07-23-2004, 03:45 AM
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50 Best Simpsons lines
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07-23-2004, 03:51 AM
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'. |
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07-23-2004, 04:48 AM
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omg, those quotes are awesome
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07-23-2004, 05:03 AM
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"My eyes!! Da goggles do nothing!!!"
"The doctor said, that my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of it" |
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07-31-2004, 10:11 PM
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So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
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Keep them coming. I am really laughing out loud
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07-31-2004, 10:29 PM
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mmmmm...beeeer
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07-31-2004, 10:32 PM
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No Refunds Issued.
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barney: Uh oh my heart stopped.....
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07-31-2004, 10:33 PM
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or homer:
He reminds me of myself, Before the world beat me down and crushed my dreams. |
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07-31-2004, 11:08 PM
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Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books.
Lisa: Bart, we're just gonna borrow them. Bart: Oh. Heh heh. Gotcha.  Homer: Now, what were we talking about, boy? Bart: Uhhhh... we were talking about the time you beat jury duty. Homer: Oh yeah. The trick is to say you're prejudice against all races. Homer: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: "never try". Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Nelson's friends catch him kissing Lisa Kearney: Aw man. You just kissed a girl. Jimbo: That is so GAY! |
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07-31-2004, 11:12 PM
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WootWootCash.com
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07-31-2004, 11:24 PM
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""I'm Homer Simpson, the most powerful food critic in town, who will never get his comeuppance! You hear me? No comeuppance!"
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07-31-2004, 11:28 PM
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Die With Your Boots On
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"I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These
are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue." -- Mr. Burns
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07-31-2004, 11:30 PM
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Die With Your Boots On
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After Homer crashes the family's two cars.
Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place "Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind? Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night? Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. Brain: Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
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