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I'm here for SPORT
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there's a spider in my 60" TV
this spider keeps going across the screen on my 60" TV- and he's on the INSIDE - anyone ever have this happen to them before?
at first i thought he was huge - then i realized it was just a little guy
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I need a beer
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Thats why you got it on sale
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Good deal!
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First time I watched swordfish there was a bug crawling all over the screen. I thought it was part of the movie trying to fuck with me for about 2 minutes. I got up and banged on the screen and the dam thing moved It gave me a scare LOL. |
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Poor little spider, however if it was a roach I would freak. Yuck!
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Reach for those stars!
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A friend woke up to a scorpion INSIDE her alarm clock once. It was one of those with a glass analog face and the two bells on top. It was curled up inside the clock's face, so she just threw the whole thing in the garbage.
A spider hm? hopefully he crawls somewhere unobtrusive before he makes like Charlotte and dies. ![]()
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Take a sledge hammer to it, that'll show him
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Sue the store and manufacturer for pain and suffering, the nightmares caused by it
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RUN!!!
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So... he finally made it to the big screen as well as his cousin who already made a sequal
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Use a baseball bat to kill it.
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I've had this exact fucking thing happen to me before also. we have a 45 inch tv in our bedroom, and one night there was a spider shadow on the inside. I was pissed, I guess the little shit finally died or found a nicer crib, but I know exactly what your talking about.
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is it a projection tv? You can simply remove the display screen and chase him out
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make sure its not dust that looks like a spider
i totally thoguth i had a spider in mine too but apparently it was just dust and remove the back and clean it out ![]() |
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I think it's time to buy a new tv
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Time to go rent arachniphobia
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fedex me the tv, Ill take care of it for you
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Leave the TV Running for 6+ hours. The static electricity and the heat generated will nuke the bastard...
Just hope that he doesn't decide to make his web on the screen. |
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get a frog
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1) Have a female friend come over
2) Call the manager 3) Have the female friend freaking out in the bg, while on the phone 4) Make up some bs excuse about a fear of spiders, and how this experience has left you permanently fucked in the head. Then post on GFY for weekend entertainment ![]() |
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Never a spider but I had some moths get in it some how. Not sure how in the hell but opened it from the back and blew them out with some airduster. (it was an older model.)
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Get a can of Raid and fumigate the whole room. Return 12 hours later.
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sleazy, my gf wants to know what your basset's name is.
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I hope the guarantee is not expired so the tech guys will come and get this spider removed
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I had a lizard in my tv once. He was gone the next day.
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I have one of those sleazy - if the TV is still under warranty then get them to come in.
basically it could have come from your house, depending on the model you should be able to open the back and get a vacuum in there - just make sure its the rubber end!!
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Fear Factor.
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