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Old 07-29-2004, 10:09 PM   #1
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there's a spider in my 60" TV

this spider keeps going across the screen on my 60" TV- and he's on the INSIDE - anyone ever have this happen to them before?

at first i thought he was huge - then i realized it was just a little guy
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:10 PM   #2
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:11 PM   #3
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:11 PM   #4
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:12 PM   #6
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this spider keeps going across the screen on my 60" TV- and he's on the INSIDE - anyone ever have this happen to them before?

at first i thought he was huge - then i realized it was just a little guy

First time I watched swordfish there was a bug crawling all over the screen. I thought it was part of the movie trying to fuck with me for about 2 minutes.
I got up and banged on the screen and the dam thing moved It gave me a scare LOL.
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:14 PM   #8
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A friend woke up to a scorpion INSIDE her alarm clock once. It was one of those with a glass analog face and the two bells on top. It was curled up inside the clock's face, so she just threw the whole thing in the garbage.

A spider hm? hopefully he crawls somewhere unobtrusive before he makes like Charlotte and dies.
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:17 PM   #9
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:20 PM   #10
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Sue the store and manufacturer for pain and suffering, the nightmares caused by it

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Old 07-29-2004, 10:21 PM   #11
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:43 PM   #12
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So... he finally made it to the big screen as well as his cousin who already made a sequal
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:43 PM   #13
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:44 PM   #15
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I've had this exact fucking thing happen to me before also. we have a 45 inch tv in our bedroom, and one night there was a spider shadow on the inside. I was pissed, I guess the little shit finally died or found a nicer crib, but I know exactly what your talking about.
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:45 PM   #16
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is it a projection tv? You can simply remove the display screen and chase him out
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:46 PM   #17
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A friend woke up to a scorpion INSIDE her alarm clock once. It was one of those with a glass analog face and the two bells on top.
what kind of scorpion has a glass face with two bells on the top? sounds like some bad acid to me
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:47 PM   #18
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make sure its not dust that looks like a spider

i totally thoguth i had a spider in mine too but apparently it was just dust and remove the back and clean it out
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Old 07-29-2004, 11:08 PM   #19
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I think it's time to buy a new tv

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Old 07-29-2004, 11:10 PM   #20
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Old 07-29-2004, 11:12 PM   #21
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Old 07-29-2004, 11:17 PM   #22
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Leave the TV Running for 6+ hours. The static electricity and the heat generated will nuke the bastard...

Just hope that he doesn't decide to make his web on the screen.
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Old 07-29-2004, 11:57 PM   #23
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Leave the TV Running for 6+ hours. The static electricity and the heat generated will nuke the bastard...

Just hope that he doesn't decide to make his web on the screen.
That's actually a pretty nice idea...
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Old 07-29-2004, 11:59 PM   #24
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Old 07-30-2004, 12:59 AM   #26
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A REALLY FUCKED UP ONE.

Cut me some slack, sheesh.
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Old 07-30-2004, 01:10 AM   #27
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1) Have a female friend come over
2) Call the manager
3) Have the female friend freaking out in the bg, while on the phone
4) Make up some bs excuse about a fear of spiders, and how this experience has left you permanently fucked in the head.

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Old 07-30-2004, 01:12 AM   #28
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Never a spider but I had some moths get in it some how. Not sure how in the hell but opened it from the back and blew them out with some airduster. (it was an older model.)
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Old 07-30-2004, 02:31 AM   #29
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what , you want to buy the old one?
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Old 07-30-2004, 03:39 AM   #32
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I had a lizard in my tv once. He was gone the next day.
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I have one of those sleazy - if the TV is still under warranty then get them to come in.

basically it could have come from your house, depending on the model you should be able to open the back and get a vacuum in there - just make sure its the rubber end!!
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that's what i wondered too
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