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SleazyDream 07-29-2004 10:09 PM

there's a spider in my 60" TV
 
this spider keeps going across the screen on my 60" TV- and he's on the INSIDE - anyone ever have this happen to them before?

at first i thought he was huge - then i realized it was just a little guy

Spunky 07-29-2004 10:10 PM

Thats why you got it on sale

Magg 07-29-2004 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Thats why you got it on sale
ROFL

SleazyDream 07-29-2004 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Thats why you got it on sale

i wish

zanycash Pete 07-29-2004 10:12 PM

Good deal!:glugglug

JulianSosa 07-29-2004 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
this spider keeps going across the screen on my 60" TV- and he's on the INSIDE - anyone ever have this happen to them before?

at first i thought he was huge - then i realized it was just a little guy


First time I watched swordfish there was a bug crawling all over the screen. I thought it was part of the movie trying to fuck with me for about 2 minutes.
I got up and banged on the screen and the dam thing moved It gave me a scare LOL.

Laurel 07-29-2004 10:13 PM

Poor little spider, however if it was a roach I would freak. Yuck!

Elli 07-29-2004 10:14 PM

A friend woke up to a scorpion INSIDE her alarm clock once. It was one of those with a glass analog face and the two bells on top. It was curled up inside the clock's face, so she just threw the whole thing in the garbage.

A spider hm? hopefully he crawls somewhere unobtrusive before he makes like Charlotte and dies. :)

Ironhorse 07-29-2004 10:17 PM

Take a sledge hammer to it, that'll show him

PrivateIvy 07-29-2004 10:20 PM

Sue the store and manufacturer for pain and suffering, the nightmares caused by it :1orglaugh

Ivy

pornstar2pac 07-29-2004 10:21 PM

RUN!!!

gazool 07-29-2004 10:43 PM

So... he finally made it to the big screen as well as his cousin who already made a sequal :glugglug

EZRhino 07-29-2004 10:43 PM

Use a baseball bat to kill it. :thumbsup

Cupcake 07-29-2004 10:44 PM

:1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 07-29-2004 10:44 PM

I've had this exact fucking thing happen to me before also. we have a 45 inch tv in our bedroom, and one night there was a spider shadow on the inside. I was pissed, I guess the little shit finally died or found a nicer crib, but I know exactly what your talking about.

ztik 07-29-2004 10:45 PM

is it a projection tv? You can simply remove the display screen and chase him out

baddog 07-29-2004 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
A friend woke up to a scorpion INSIDE her alarm clock once. It was one of those with a glass analog face and the two bells on top.
what kind of scorpion has a glass face with two bells on the top? sounds like some bad acid to me

Persius 07-29-2004 10:47 PM

make sure its not dust that looks like a spider

i totally thoguth i had a spider in mine too but apparently it was just dust and remove the back and clean it out :)

GTS Mark 07-29-2004 11:08 PM

I think it's time to buy a new tv :winkwink:

DH

lazycash 07-29-2004 11:10 PM

Time to go rent arachniphobia

Illicit 07-29-2004 11:12 PM

fedex me the tv, Ill take care of it for you

zzgundamnzz 07-29-2004 11:17 PM

Leave the TV Running for 6+ hours. The static electricity and the heat generated will nuke the bastard...

Just hope that he doesn't decide to make his web on the screen.

tranza 07-29-2004 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Leave the TV Running for 6+ hours. The static electricity and the heat generated will nuke the bastard...

Just hope that he doesn't decide to make his web on the screen.

That's actually a pretty nice idea...

DatingGold 07-29-2004 11:59 PM

get a frog

hova 07-30-2004 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
what kind of scorpion has a glass face with two bells on the top? sounds like some bad acid to me
hehe :) :glugglug

Elli 07-30-2004 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
what kind of scorpion has a glass face with two bells on the top?
A REALLY FUCKED UP ONE.

Cut me some slack, sheesh. :1orglaugh

emthree 07-30-2004 01:10 AM

1) Have a female friend come over
2) Call the manager
3) Have the female friend freaking out in the bg, while on the phone
4) Make up some bs excuse about a fear of spiders, and how this experience has left you permanently fucked in the head.

Then post on GFY for weekend entertainment :thumbsup

fr8 07-30-2004 01:12 AM

Never a spider but I had some moths get in it some how. Not sure how in the hell but opened it from the back and blew them out with some airduster. (it was an older model.)

Goatse 07-30-2004 02:31 AM

Get a can of Raid and fumigate the whole room. Return 12 hours later.

Morgan 07-30-2004 02:32 AM

sleazy, my gf wants to know what your basset's name is.

JFK 07-30-2004 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I think it's time to buy a new tv :winkwink:

DH

what , you want to buy the old one?:1orglaugh

TweetyBird 07-30-2004 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by PrivateIvy
Sue the store and manufacturer for pain and suffering, the nightmares caused by it :1orglaugh

Ivy

lol, yeah, it might work :winkwink:

adultwebware 07-30-2004 06:11 AM

I hope the guarantee is not expired so the tech guys will come and get this spider removed :1orglaugh

MickeyG 07-30-2004 06:57 AM

I had a lizard in my tv once. He was gone the next day.

TheLegacy 07-30-2004 06:59 AM

I have one of those sleazy - if the TV is still under warranty then get them to come in.

basically it could have come from your house, depending on the model you should be able to open the back and get a vacuum in there - just make sure its the rubber end!!

TheMob 07-30-2004 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
what kind of scorpion has a glass face with two bells on the top? sounds like some bad acid to me
that's what i wondered too

BT 07-30-2004 07:16 AM

Fear Factor.


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