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#102 |
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this is an easy one
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it" |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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" No, no... I hate lawyers. I only work for them."
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#104 | |
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*********************** Try dis: "I would like so much to reach out to you and touch you in your loneliness. What would it be like, I wonder? What would be wrong with that?" |
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Heres one for ya all: "We Come For Your Daughter Chuck"
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And this one:
I've never really killed anyone before. I mean I've dropped bombs on Baghdad, but never face to face. I don't know what the big deal is, I really don't. ![]() |
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#108 | |
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#109 | |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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*************** Try this one: "Too bad she won't live . ....... but then again, who does?" |
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#110 | |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada
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"There is an idea of a ____ ________. Some kind of an abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comprable. I simply am not there."
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#112 | |
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![]() Good one. ****************** "So . .......what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks....?" and Woman 1: How much for this dress? Friend of Main Character: God, I can't believe you're selling that. Main Character: That's $500. Woman 1: What? Main Character: 500. Woman 1: You're crazy. It should be like $2. Main Character: I was wearing that dress when I lost my virginity. Woman 1: Why do I care? Main Character: Well, why do you want it? I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway. Woman 1: God. Fuck you. |
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#113 | |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kansas City
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guy 2: Yeah, Sicilian. guy 1:Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by hahahahahahas. guy 2: Come again? guy 1: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are hahahahahahas. guy 2: Yes... guy 1: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that hahahahahaha gene. Now this... [guy 2 busts out laughing] guy 1: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. guy 2: [Laughing] I love this guy. guy 1: Your ancestors are hahahahahahas. Uh-huh. [Starts laughing, too] guy 1: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a hahahahahaha, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-hahahahahaha kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. |
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#114 |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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"king of the wiker people"
hehe ill be impressed with anyone who gets that without looking it up ![]() AC
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#116 |
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My turn:
"LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!" |
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