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the_wizz · 07-23-2004, 12:47 PM

Guess the movie....

"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not Right now"

"Well, a girl's gotta have her standards..."

If you guess correctly, post a new quote....

brizzad · 07-23-2004, 12:50 PM

its from Real Genius with val kilmer.. but i believe it was 3 inch, not 6

okay guess this one:

"My BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL and, ah, I got this big project due tomorrow. If I don't get it in he's gonna ask me to commit hari kari."

Evil Chris · 07-23-2004, 12:51 PM

Real Genius

the_wizz · 07-23-2004, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
its from Real Genius with val kilmer.. but i believe it was 3 inch, not 6

okay guess this one:

"My BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL and, ah, I got this big project due tomorrow. If I don't get it in he's gonna ask me to commit hari kari."

It was 6" (the movie is on on comedy central)

Not sure of that one....

Tala · 07-23-2004, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
its from Real Genius with val kilmer.. but i believe it was 3 inch, not 6

okay guess this one:

"My BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL and, ah, I got this big project due tomorrow. If I don't get it in he's gonna ask me to commit hari kari."

Hackers.

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Bansheelinks · 07-23-2004, 01:13 PM

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing."

and this one:

"So do all who see such times, but that is not for them to decide -all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

HammerALL · 07-23-2004, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing."

and this one:

"So do all who see such times, but that is not for them to decide -all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the rings

first one is by Boromir
second by Gandalf

"what lunacy is this - love - that strikes down both beggar and king"

the_wizz · 07-23-2004, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Hackers.

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

They live?

"Its 100 miles to chicago. We have a full take of gas, half a pack of ciggaretts, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses"

blazi · 07-23-2004, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the_wizz
They live?

"Its 100 miles to chicago. We have a full take of gas, half a pack of ciggaretts, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses"

I remember this line, can't think of the movie though!!

Tala · 07-23-2004, 01:24 PM

Blues Brothers.

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

Corleone · 07-23-2004, 01:27 PM

Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house]
Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
[She walks out]

Real Genius

HammerALL · 07-23-2004, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Blues Brothers.

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

Clerks

"I'm of a mind to make some Mooky"

stevecore · 07-23-2004, 01:55 PM

"the snozzberries taste like snozzberries"

there's actually two movies that use this.

Tala · 07-23-2004, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
"the snozzberries taste like snozzberries"

there's actually two movies that use this.

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Don't know the Mooky one.

"Gracie is pregnant."

EnigmaTek · 07-23-2004, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
"Gracie is pregnant."

One of the Jurassic Park movies.

Dad blam it, the sherrif is a ni(insert church bell noise here)

mardigras · 07-23-2004, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala

"Gracie is pregnant."

Star Trek IV,

"You stand convicted of assholism!"

enter » · 07-23-2004, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EnigmaTek

Dad blam it, the sherrif is a ni(insert church bell noise here)

Blazing Saddles ?

customer : 'can you make a dry martini?'

bartender : 'can you make a shoe stink?'

Tala · 07-23-2004, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
Star Trek IV,

"You stand convicted of assholism!"

Correct.

Pink Flamingos. And the only reason I know that one is because a friend of mine made me watch it a few nights ago.

"Why Johnny Tyler! Where you goin with that shotgun?"

EnigmaTek · 07-23-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
Blazing Saddles ?

customer : 'can you make a dry martini?'

bartender : 'can you make a shoe stink?'

I got the gracie one wrong but this one is Caddyshack

"What this tub needs is more bubbles, get in here Bubbles."

SCtyger · 07-23-2004, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Correct.

Pink Flamingos. And the only reason I know that one is because a friend of mine made me watch it a few nights ago.

"Why Johnny Tyler! Where you goin with that shotgun?"

Tombstone.

"You can build bridges all your life... if you suck dick just once, what are you a bridge builder? no... you're a cocksucker"

mardigras · 07-23-2004, 02:42 PM

Play It to the Bone/Judge Dredd

Here's 2 from 1:

"Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly.
See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call."

"I tell you I saw blood on the bottom of her shoes, not exactly blood, it was gore, hanging there like a runny nose."

stevecore · 07-23-2004, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

yup, that and Super Troopers.

KRosh · 07-23-2004, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EnigmaTek

"What this tub needs is more bubbles, get in here Bubbles."

Back To school- Rodney DangerField.

here is a quote " I am your Huckleberry"

enter » · 07-23-2004, 03:23 PM

'can I borrow your towel? my car just hit a water buffalo outside'

Tala · 07-23-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRosh
Back To school- Rodney DangerField.

here is a quote " I am your Huckleberry"

Tombstone.

"If she kisses you, I'll turn you into a Prince."

KRosh · 07-23-2004, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
'can I borrow your towel? my car just hit a water buffalo outside'

FLETCH

Awsome movie.

NoCarrier · 07-23-2004, 03:37 PM

An easy one :

"Well why not a space flower? Why do we always expect them to come in metal ships? "

KRosh · 07-23-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
An easy one :

"Well why not a space flower? Why do we always expect them to come in metal ships? "

An easy one ??

You have to be as old as me to get this one LOL most of the people on here are 18-25

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Tala · 07-23-2004, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Tombstone.

"If she kisses you, I'll turn you into a Prince."

I"m rather surprised no one has gotten this one yet.

Bansheelinks · 07-24-2004, 11:06 PM

"End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take."

riosluts · 07-24-2004, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Hackers.

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

hey wasn't this from that Duke Nukem game?

Strife · 07-24-2004, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
"End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take."

LOTR: ROTK

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fuckin' khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

Bansheelinks · 07-24-2004, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
"End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take."

Heh heh.......looks like I stumped ya's.

riosluts · 07-24-2004, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
"End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take."

i think we should skip this one. Since its been a few minutes and noone was able to guess it

Bansheelinks · 07-24-2004, 11:21 PM

shit...........

me spake too soon.

Bansheelinks · 07-24-2004, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
i think we should skip this one. Since its been a few minutes and noone was able to guess it

nope, strife got it. i bet he googled it.

riosluts · 07-24-2004, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strife
LOTR: ROTK

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fuckin' khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

hahah this one i actually remember. FIGHT CLUB

"AhhhhChew!!! I'm Sorry But I Am Allegic To Bullshit!"

-new movie

Strife · 07-24-2004, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
nope, strife got it. i bet he googled it.

LOL...nah just a huge LOTR fan

SlickRick · 07-24-2004, 11:33 PM

I got a few good ones

"Im the bad guy"

"that's some repugnet shit"

"Yippie Ki-Ay Mother Fucker"

"I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"

"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

"I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have"

"I found the cure of the 20th centry but I lost it"

Bansheelinks · 07-24-2004, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strife
LOL...nah just a huge LOTR fan

Best Trilogy ever. And that scene? Well, that is one profound golden nugget of film-making. Thats why I posted it, but not in its entirety or else anyone could have guessed it rapidly.

Here's the total scene:

(The Orcs are attacking the next level of the city, and soldiers wait behind the gate, ready to attack. Gandalf and Pippin are sitting behind a short wall, watching, and waiting.)

Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.

(Gandalf looks at him in surprise.)

Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

(Pippin listens hopefully, as the sounds of the battle around them fade.)

Pippin: What? Gandalf? See what?

Gandalf: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

Pippin: Well, that isn't so bad.

Gandalf: No. No, it isn't.

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Bansheelinks · 07-24-2004, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickRick
I got a few good ones

"Im the bad guy"

"that's some repugnet shit"

"Yippie Ki-Ay Mother Fucker"

"I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"

"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

"I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have"

"I found the cure of the 20th centry but I lost it"

Airplane

riosluts · 07-24-2004, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
hahah this one i actually remember. FIGHT CLUB

"AhhhhChew!!! I'm Sorry But I Am Allegic To Bullshit!"

-new movie

ok since noone got it. Its from the movie "I,robot"

Vitasoy · 07-24-2004, 11:42 PM

imdb anyone one?

Bansheelinks · 07-24-2004, 11:42 PM

"The government reaches inside your shirt and squeezes until your tit turns purple."

"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here."

"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me."

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

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HINT: this is another great movie, an all-timer.

Bansheelinks · 07-24-2004, 11:49 PM

looks like i stumped ya!

Strife · 07-24-2004, 11:51 PM

damn...can't quite put my finger on it....

Gheenz · 07-24-2004, 11:56 PM

"You can get it doggystyle or on your side. Those are your only two options. My house. My rules."

Gheenz · 07-24-2004, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bansheelinks
"The government reaches inside your shirt and squeezes until your tit turns purple."

"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here."

"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me."

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

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HINT: this is another great movie, an all-timer.

Shawshank???

Bansheelinks · 07-25-2004, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickHimself
Shawshank???

Bingo! You're turn to post a quote.

Bansheelinks · 07-25-2004, 12:02 AM

Man I'm picking some real epic powerhouses...........ROTK and Shawshank Redemption

Doesn't get much better than that.

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07-23-2004, 12:50 PM	#2
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	its from Real Genius with val kilmer.. but i believe it was 3 inch, not 6 okay guess this one: "My BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL and, ah, I got this big project due tomorrow. If I don't get it in he's gonna ask me to commit hari kari."

07-23-2004, 01:13 PM	#6
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing." and this one: "So do all who see such times, but that is not for them to decide -all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

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Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house] Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know. Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Chris Knight: Not right now. Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards. [She walks out] Real Genius

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07-24-2004, 11:06 PM	#30
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SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	I got a few good ones "Im the bad guy" "that's some repugnet shit" "Yippie Ki-Ay Mother Fucker" "I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" "If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!" "I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have" "I found the cure of the 20th centry but I lost it"

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Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Man I'm picking some real epic powerhouses...........ROTK and Shawshank Redemption Doesn't get much better than that.