Quote:
Originally posted by Strife
"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! "
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guy 1: You're Sicilian, huh?
guy 2: Yeah, Sicilian.
guy 1:Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by hahahahahahas.
guy 2: Come again?
guy 1: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are hahahahahahas.
guy 2: Yes...
guy 1: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that hahahahahaha gene. Now this...
[guy 2 busts out laughing]
guy 1: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
guy 2: [Laughing] I love this guy.
guy 1: Your ancestors are hahahahahahas. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
guy 1: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a hahahahahaha, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-hahahahahaha kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.