Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books.
Lisa: Bart, we're just gonna borrow them.
Bart: Oh. Heh heh. Gotcha.
Homer: Now, what were we talking about, boy?
Bart: Uhhhh... we were talking about the time you beat jury duty.
Homer: Oh yeah. The trick is to say you're prejudice against all races.
Homer: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: "never try".
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Nelson's friends catch him kissing Lisa
Kearney: Aw man. You just kissed a girl.
Jimbo: That is so GAY!
