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Doncha hate it when you keep drinkin and you don't get drunk?!
I'm gomna break my rule this one time only and post while I am drunk ...
Question is, don'tcha just hate it when you keep drinking and drinking and drinking and you can't even get buzzed???? I TOTALLY hate that. Unfortunately I have a high tolerence ... ![]() After drinking eight pints of dark lager along with four and half shots of vodka, I was stilll totally sober. Finally I took deep measures and ordered four shots of 151 .. and the babe I was with thought she'd get sick after sipping -- yes, sipping! -- a teenuy little shot of the Bicardi 151, so she tossed most of it in my glass! (Not sure whether to kick her or kiss her! hahaha) Now I'm finally --- ahhh --- happily snookered. ![]() ![]() At least I finally got where I wanted to be though. hehehe *hic*
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What? Everybody asleep? Where's Fletch and my fellow drunkards? hahhaaha
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Just make sure to keep your stomach empty, dont eat anything before drinking
If you eat too mutch carbo you won't get drunk |
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take it easy, buddy. You're gonna kill yourself.
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Eh, I'm fine. Like I said, high-tolerence. Really.
Just had something to eat, so I should be sober soon. Think I'll make another thread and take some questions while I'm still buzzed. :-)
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who the fuck are you and why are you posting here wasting my time?
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I have it too sometimes, cost a shitload of money
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SleazyD if I'm wasting your time, then why are you reading and posting back? Go on one of your normal rants and enjoy life.
![]() JB, ain't that the truth?
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I'm here for SPORT
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how do you drink half a shot? pussy out on gulping down the full shot? ;-)
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Dravo, you've got bulletproof liver syndrome tonight. Only thing you can do is pound down a few straight shots of something heavy-hitting like 151 bacardi, then continue on. The buzz should overtake you soon after.
heh heh
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![]() Btw, anyone here ever drank themselves sober?
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SB, ok, I'm an idiot for abbreviating. Whatever floats your boat.
![]() Lance, easy. I was out with Electra and she poured half her shot into my glass. And who am I to turn down half of a free drink? hehe CD, yep, I swear there are two days a month I can drink anything, two days a month I can get smashed on nothing and the rest of the month I'm my normal Irish-American constitution. ![]()
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I hate it when you wake up the next morning to a construction crew, landscapers, and the fucking phone ringing at 5 am because some stupid radio station in Poughkeepsie, NY can't figure out I reside in San Diego and that when they say we'll do an interview at MY time of 8 in the morning it's 11 am back eat...
all the while my head is throbbing, and my throat feels like someone put talc in it while I was sleeping... Happened this morning...and I am still recovering. ![]() PS what's new Drav?
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We each had eight shots of tequila. Each shot Bob got more drunk, and for the oddest reason, I got more sober. I never seen or felt anything like it before in my life or since. By shot number eight, Bob was falling down, and I was standing there wide awake, totally sober asking "WTF just happened???" True story too!
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Kev, what's up, bro? Ah, I think you just told the worse nastiest thing that can happen to a person. Well, at least one of the worse things. Yep that totally sucks.
Doing good, bro. How are you?
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I hate it when you wake up in the middlo of an empty 4-person tent, tits-up on the "floor"..... nine miles from your own campsite, 70 miles from home, and you have to start work in 3 hours.
Yep, it really really sucks when that happens.
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Stop drinking for a month or two and that should bring your tolerance back down.
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CD, I think you've beaten me. I've never had that happen. hehe Nor would I want it to.
B40, surely there must be a better way than abstience? ![]()
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But if I ever do that again I'm going to fucking fire myself.
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CD, same here. I answer only to myself.
Worse drunk I ever had was in Manhatten about 10 years ago. A buddy of mine and I each took 12 rounds of shots. Each round was different liquor than the last. And each was more deadly than the last. I remember my buddy, Doug, started the whole thing. We were just having some shots and he got to be a wise ass and ordered something a bit deadly. I warned him if he stated it I would finish it. Somewhere around round four he ordered wood grain, I countered with tequila, he countered with everclear, I countered with oozo. I recall somewhere about round 10 he hit the can and the bartender asked me why we were enemies. I said we were friends. He then asked if we were friends, why were we trying to kill each other. LOL ... I recall my head felt like someone was putting pins into it every five minutes four days later. ![]()
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I know exactly what you are talking about. It's getting harder to get drunk and pass out after years of abuse.
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But instead of years of abuse I woud say years of honing a skill to a fine art. ![]()
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never had that problem lol
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Geeze Drav, that doesn't sound too good
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I hope I say the same about my head in the morning!
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I'm always easy...but of course you already knew that ;-)
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... Think I have pics of you in a shower taken by a certain Aussie somewhere in fact. hehehe
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Tia, ahh, well that would make a bit of a difference I guess, yes.
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