I'm gomna break my rule this one time only and post while I am drunk ...
Question is, don'tcha just hate it when you keep drinking and drinking and drinking and you can't even get buzzed???? I TOTALLY hate that. Unfortunately I have a high tolerence ...
After drinking eight pints of dark lager along with four and half shots of vodka, I was stilll totally sober.
Finally I took deep measures and ordered four shots of 151 .. and the babe I was with thought she'd get sick after sipping -- yes, sipping! -- a teenuy little shot of the Bicardi 151, so she tossed most of it in my glass! (Not sure whether to kick her or kiss her! hahaha)
Now I'm finally --- ahhh --- happily snookered.

Took damned long enough and enough money!!! Point is, don't you just freaking hate that when you are at a bar for 5.5 hours and you're still sober??? That sucks!!!!

And it happens way too mcuh with me too, damnit!
At least I finally got where I wanted to be though. hehehe *hic*