Doncha hate it when you keep drinkin and you don't get drunk?!
 

I'm gomna break my rule this one time only and post while I am drunk ...

Question is, don'tcha just hate it when you keep drinking and drinking and drinking and you can't even get buzzed???? I TOTALLY hate that. Unfortunately I have a high tolerence ... :(

After drinking eight pints of dark lager along with four and half shots of vodka, I was stilll totally sober.

Finally I took deep measures and ordered four shots of 151 .. and the babe I was with thought she'd get sick after sipping -- yes, sipping! -- a teenuy little shot of the Bicardi 151, so she tossed most of it in my glass! (Not sure whether to kick her or kiss her! hahaha)

Now I'm finally --- ahhh --- happily snookered. :) Took damned long enough and enough money!!! Point is, don't you just freaking hate that when you are at a bar for 5.5 hours and you're still sober??? That sucks!!!! :) And it happens way too mcuh with me too, damnit!

At least I finally got where I wanted to be though. hehehe *hic*

What? Everybody asleep? Where's Fletch and my fellow drunkards? hahhaaha

Just make sure to keep your stomach empty, dont eat anything before drinking

If you eat too mutch carbo you won't get drunk

take it easy, buddy. You're gonna kill yourself. :Oh crap

Eh, I'm fine. Like I said, high-tolerence. Really.

Just had something to eat, so I should be sober soon. Think I'll make another thread and take some questions while I'm still buzzed. :-)

who the fuck are you and why are you posting here wasting my time?

I have it too sometimes, cost a shitload of money

SleazyD if I'm wasting your time, then why are you reading and posting back? Go on one of your normal rants and enjoy life. :)

JB, ain't that the truth?

if you're refering to that guy as JB then you are an idiot.

how do you drink half a shot? pussy out on gulping down the full shot? ;-)

Dravo, you've got bulletproof liver syndrome tonight. Only thing you can do is pound down a few straight shots of something heavy-hitting like 151 bacardi, then continue on. The buzz should overtake you soon after.


heh heh

http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/drunk3.gif



Btw, anyone here ever drank themselves sober?

SB, ok, I'm an idiot for abbreviating. Whatever floats your boat. :)

Lance, easy. I was out with Electra and she poured half her shot into my glass. And who am I to turn down half of a free drink? hehe

CD, yep, I swear there are two days a month I can drink anything, two days a month I can get smashed on nothing and the rest of the month I'm my normal Irish-American constitution. :)

I hate it when you wake up the next morning to a construction crew, landscapers, and the fucking phone ringing at 5 am because some stupid radio station in Poughkeepsie, NY can't figure out I reside in San Diego and that when they say we'll do an interview at MY time of 8 in the morning it's 11 am back eat...

all the while my head is throbbing, and my throat feels like someone put talc in it while I was sleeping...

Happened this morning...and I am still recovering.

:(

PS what's new Drav?

CD, believe it or not that happened ONCE in my entire life! And it was tequila with YNOT Bob at the Nat Net suite in New Orleans a few years back.

We each had eight shots of tequila. Each shot Bob got more drunk, and for the oddest reason, I got more sober. I never seen or felt anything like it before in my life or since.

By shot number eight, Bob was falling down, and I was standing there wide awake, totally sober asking "WTF just happened???"

True story too!

Kev, what's up, bro? Ah, I think you just told the worse nastiest thing that can happen to a person. Well, at least one of the worse things. Yep that totally sucks.

Doing good, bro. How are you?

I hate it when you wake up in the middlo of an empty 4-person tent, tits-up on the "floor"..... nine miles from your own campsite, 70 miles from home, and you have to start work in 3 hours.

Yep, it really really sucks when that happens.

Stop drinking for a month or two and that should bring your tolerance back down.

CD, I think you've beaten me. I've never had that happen. hehe Nor would I want it to.

B40, surely there must be a better way than abstience? :)

You're right, you wouldn't. Happened to me back in the summer of '91. Thankfully in later years I eliminated the need to work for someone else, so no more worries about showing up late, or drunk. I'm my own boss.


But if I ever do that again I'm going to fucking fire myself.

CD, same here. I answer only to myself.

Worse drunk I ever had was in Manhatten about 10 years ago. A buddy of mine and I each took 12 rounds of shots. Each round was different liquor than the last. And each was more deadly than the last.

I remember my buddy, Doug, started the whole thing. We were just having some shots and he got to be a wise ass and ordered something a bit deadly. I warned him if he stated it I would finish it. Somewhere around round four he ordered wood grain, I countered with tequila, he countered with everclear, I countered with oozo.

I recall somewhere about round 10 he hit the can and the bartender asked me why we were enemies. I said we were friends. He then asked if we were friends, why were we trying to kill each other. LOL ... I recall my head felt like someone was putting pins into it every five minutes four days later. :)

I know exactly what you are talking about. It's getting harder to get drunk and pass out after years of abuse.

hehe I agree with you! Mostly!

But instead of years of abuse I woud say years of honing a skill to a fine art. :)

never had that problem lol:Graucho

Consider yourself lucky. It costs a lot less if you don't have that problem.

Ok, well, it costs your boyfriend a lot less. :)

Geeze Drav, that doesn't sound too good :(

Hi Tia. Gotta let your hair down once in a while. Stressful biz we have here. Felt good.

I hope I say the same about my head in the morning!

LOL
I'm always easy...but of course you already knew that ;-)

LOL! Yes I do!

... Think I have pics of you in a shower taken by a certain Aussie somewhere in fact. hehehe

yeah I suppose... my hair was down for 10 years before I quit so I guess I'm coming from another perspective ;)

Tia, ahh, well that would make a bit of a difference I guess, yes. :)