man shot himself in the testicles - goes to jail - GoFuckYourself.com

ZanyCash Larry · 07-13-2004, 10:26 AM

A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.

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Got to limit your alchohol consumption

kbut · 07-13-2004, 10:30 AM

Talk about insult to injury.

Gotta love the oddly enough news section.

Marcus Aurelius · 07-13-2004, 10:30 AM

damn its bad enough to blow your own balls off, but to spend 5 fucking years in jail after the fact...thats what I call kicking you while your down.

NinjaSteve · 07-13-2004, 10:30 AM

At least he shot off his own testicle instead of somebody elses.

Daymare · 07-13-2004, 10:32 AM

talk about getting 2 kicks in the nuts at once

polish_aristocrat · 07-13-2004, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZanyCash Larry
A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm,

holy fuck, 5 weeks i understand, but wtf - 5 years ??

zanycash Pete · 07-13-2004, 10:33 AM

Plus, he can only be someones bitch in jail

loverboy · 07-13-2004, 10:43 AM

odd ending to a man's hapiness

kimzar · 07-13-2004, 11:27 AM

what an idiot

Turboface · 07-13-2004, 12:55 PM

The guy blows his nuts off - and gets 5 yrs!? Now that's what I call a bad day.

zanycash Pete · 07-13-2004, 01:15 PM

All that time to masturbate, and nothing left to do it with!

cashman · 07-13-2004, 03:26 PM

Dumb Ass

Phoenix · 07-13-2004, 03:27 PM

serves him right...he was bringing the gun to use it..what an asshat

karlm · 07-13-2004, 03:27 PM

Damn i would of thought having your balls blown off would of been enough punishment.

alexg · 07-13-2004, 03:33 PM

damn..

15 pints of beer is a lot

ZanyCash Larry · 07-13-2004, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
serves him right...he was bringing the gun to use it..what an asshat

What is an asshat?

Joesho · 07-13-2004, 07:41 PM

ouch my balls hurt just out thatthinkingab

erixxxon · 07-13-2004, 07:41 PM

Hahahaha what a hangover...

Wakeing up in the hospital without you balls.....

Rankings · 07-13-2004, 07:52 PM

well thats fucked up

cashman · 07-13-2004, 10:55 PM

Got screwed royally.

Manowar · 07-13-2004, 11:10 PM

Double whammy, so to speak

ZanyCash Larry · 07-13-2004, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by erixxxon
Hahahaha what a hangover...

Wakeing up in the hospital without you balls.....

Actually waking up in Prison

reynold · 07-14-2004, 12:46 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that is pretty stupid man...

Abyss_Vee · 07-14-2004, 12:48 AM

thats some fucked up shit

marzzo · 07-14-2004, 12:51 AM

I bet he was this drunk:

pure energy · 07-14-2004, 01:56 AM

Having the Family Jewels shot is PUNISHMENT ENOUGH

sean416 · 07-14-2004, 02:00 AM

5 years for an illegal gun? You'd think this was mexico, not england!

johnbosh · 07-14-2004, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daymare
talk about getting 2 kicks in the nuts at once

oooh should hurth

Dagwolf · 07-14-2004, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZanyCash Larry
What is an asshat?

I think I asked that question once... it's apparently a secret though.

s9ann0 · 07-14-2004, 02:54 AM

I think its harsh because the new law is mandatory 5 year sentence for illegal gun posession

s9ann0 · 07-14-2004, 02:57 AM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/st...260783,00.html

pure energy · 07-14-2004, 03:25 AM

i pity him for blowing his balls off

Lykos · 07-14-2004, 05:01 AM

Vitasoy · 07-14-2004, 06:01 AM

A double whammy! Damn...

Hollywood Horwitz · 07-14-2004, 02:46 PM

5 years seems alittle long for such a offense, I take it this didn't happen in the USA.

Michaelious · 07-14-2004, 02:52 PM

i bet when he was sentenced he said 'oh balls!!"

kimzar · 07-14-2004, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by marzzo
I bet he was this drunk:

anya2 · 07-14-2004, 02:58 PM

well on the birght side no one got killed....he was going to take the gun back to the pub to use it on the other guy, so 5 years and no balls is the price to pay for intending to kill someone

ZanyCash Larry · 07-15-2004, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spanno
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/st...260783,00.html

That's pretty harsh.

The Bootyologist · 07-15-2004, 12:22 PM

oh my

LOLOL

Doctor Dre · 07-15-2004, 12:26 PM

He will suck a lot of dick in jail ... without beeing able to get anything in return

ZanyCash Larry · 07-15-2004, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by marzzo
I bet he was this drunk:

What the hell, they have oxygens on their dicks?

Nanda · 07-15-2004, 02:02 PM

Total Idiot...

NoCarrier · 07-15-2004, 02:03 PM

Poor guy, he won't feel a thing when he's going to get raped by a couple of Bubbas.

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ZanyCash Larry Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,057	man shot himself in the testicles - goes to jail A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said. David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers. But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery. Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield. story Got to limit your alchohol consumption __________________ $45 Per Signup - 60/40 RevShare! 5% Webmaster Referral Bonus Hosted Static Galleries With Recip Link

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