man shot himself in the testicles - goes to jail
 

A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.

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Got to limit your alchohol consumption :drinkup

Talk about insult to injury.

Gotta love the oddly enough news section.

damn its bad enough to blow your own balls off, but to spend 5 fucking years in jail after the fact...thats what I call kicking you while your down.

At least he shot off his own testicle instead of somebody elses.

talk about getting 2 kicks in the nuts at once

holy fuck, 5 weeks i understand, but wtf - 5 years ?? :eek2

Plus, he can only be someones bitch in jail:Graucho

odd ending to a man's hapiness :1orglaugh

what an idiot :helpme

The guy blows his nuts off - and gets 5 yrs!? Now that's what I call a bad day.

:uhoh

All that time to masturbate, and nothing left to do it with!:glugglug

Dumb Ass :1orglaugh

serves him right...he was bringing the gun to use it..what an asshat

Damn i would of thought having your balls blown off would of been enough punishment.

damn..

15 pints of beer is a lot

What is an asshat? :)

ouch my balls hurt just out thatthinkingab

Hahahaha what a hangover...

Wakeing up in the hospital without you balls.....

well thats fucked up

Got screwed royally.:1orglaugh

Double whammy, so to speak:helpme

Actually waking up in Prison :mad:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that is pretty stupid man...

thats some fucked up shit

I bet he was this drunk:

http://www.bull-shit.net/gay2.gif

Having the Family Jewels shot is PUNISHMENT ENOUGH

5 years for an illegal gun? You'd think this was mexico, not england!

oooh should hurth

I think I asked that question once... it's apparently a secret though.

I think its harsh because the new law is mandatory 5 year sentence for illegal gun posession

i pity him for blowing his balls off

Damn:1orglaugh

A double whammy! Damn...

5 years seems alittle long for such a offense, I take it this didn't happen in the USA.

i bet when he was sentenced he said 'oh balls!!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

well on the birght side no one got killed....he was going to take the gun back to the pub to use it on the other guy, so 5 years and no balls is the price to pay for intending to kill someone

That's pretty harsh.

oh my :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh LOLOL

He will suck a lot of dick in jail ... without beeing able to get anything in return

What the hell, they have oxygens on their dicks?

Total Idiot...

Poor guy, he won't feel a thing when he's going to get raped by a couple of Bubbas.