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BradM · 07-12-2004, 09:53 PM

I just got in an argument about politics at the store. He said "stfu you have no idea what you're talking about you damn liberal" and I was like "stfu and die you dork, you don't even own a tgp what are you doing here"

Then he says "keyboard warrior"

And then I stabbed him.
I hid the body in my back yard. What can I use to decompose the body fast?

brizzad · 07-12-2004, 09:55 PM

bleach, salt, and mustard to hide the small

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-12-2004, 09:56 PM

plant the body in your neighbors yard and frame them

brizzad · 07-12-2004, 09:57 PM

just bury it, then build a basketball court over it

NaughtyJenn · 07-12-2004, 09:57 PM

put the body in some waste containers and let it decompose into a soup then get a child delever the soup to his family, then when they are done eating let them know..

(sorry that is very evil)

Hung Like Bull · 07-12-2004, 09:58 PM

Aren't you that fat kid who drives the $1000 Honda?

jscott · 07-12-2004, 09:58 PM

burn all the hair
shave off all the fingertips
cut the body up, burn it while mixed with wood chips
shovel the ashes into a bucket, or garbage can
sprinkle them into a river or ocean

jscott · 07-12-2004, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
just bury it, then build a basketball court over it

lol

BradM · 07-12-2004, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by Hung Like Bull
Aren't you that fat kid who drives the $1000 Honda?

Yes

BradM · 07-12-2004, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by Hung Like Bull
Aren't you that fat kid who drives the $1000 Honda?

Also, I have the need to pick fights, because I am insecure and own a yellow sack of shit car. I am jelous of my peers and want nothing more than to make more than minimum wage. I am proud of my car because it is a high performance vehicle, built to seduce 18 year old highschool girls to have sex with me. I truly believe my car is a work of art, just like me which is why I am so overconfident.

There is one thing in that statement that IS true. Can you find it?

Big Cheese · 07-12-2004, 10:12 PM

Get some pigs. They'll take care of the body

Ps. I've never actually done this, just learned from the movie Snatch incase the day ever comes

Marcus Aurelius · 07-12-2004, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by Big Cheese
Get some pigs. They'll take care of the body

Ps. I've never actually done this, just learned from the movie Snatch incase the day ever comes

They'll go through bone like butter. Love that movie.

KRL · 07-12-2004, 10:23 PM

Worked for Jeffrey Damher.

eroswebmaster · 07-12-2004, 10:24 PM

"you don't even own a tgp" ROFL classic.

Evil1 · 07-12-2004, 10:26 PM

fucking amateurs!!!

1 reciprocal (sawzall) saw, about 10 blades. 2 wood for flesh, 8 metal for bones. (you only need 5-6 but it's better to be safe)

1 ball peen hammer

some old news paper.

Carve the evidence up in the tub, nice and small chunks, flush about a cup of flesh/organs at a time. Now you're down to bones, cut them to about 3" slices, put them on some news paper and hammer them in to powder, flush.

Rinse tub, burn newspaper and shower curtain, soak all the blades in bleach, head to the fridge and grab a beer and a snack to reward yourself.

BradM · 07-12-2004, 10:27 PM

EVIL1 that was the best shit I have read alllllllll night. Holy fuck that's awesome

brizzad · 07-12-2004, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
fucking amateurs!!!

1 reciprocal (sawzall) saw, about 10 blades. 2 wood for flesh, 8 for bones. (you only need 5-6 but it's better to be safe)

1 ball peen hammer

some old news paper.

Carve the evidence up in the tub, nice and small chunks, flush about a cup of flesh/organs at a time. Now you're down to bones, cut them to about 3" slices, put them on some news paper and hammer them in to powder, flush.

Rinse tub, burn newspaper and shower curtain, soak all the blades in bleach, head to the fridge and grab a beer and a snack to reward yourself.

damn

SleazyDream · 07-12-2004, 10:28 PM

only an idiot who's never killed someone would talk like that

pxxx · 07-12-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
plant the body in your neighbors yard and frame them

There is nothing right about this. That is just pure wrong.

fuzzylogic · 07-12-2004, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
They'll go through bone like butter. Love that movie.

that works really well, pigs are definitly the answer

Evil1 · 07-12-2004, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
EVIL1 that was the best shit I have read alllllllll night. Holy fuck that's awesome

I can also teach you how to bake one HELL of a pan of brownies... if you're interested

beemk · 07-12-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
fucking amateurs!!!

1 reciprocal (sawzall) saw, about 10 blades. 2 wood for flesh, 8 metal for bones. (you only need 5-6 but it's better to be safe)

1 ball peen hammer

some old news paper.

Carve the evidence up in the tub, nice and small chunks, flush about a cup of flesh/organs at a time. Now you're down to bones, cut them to about 3" slices, put them on some news paper and hammer them in to powder, flush.

Rinse tub, burn newspaper and shower curtain, soak all the blades in bleach, head to the fridge and grab a beer and a snack to reward yourself.

creepy

brizzad · 07-12-2004, 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
I can also teach you how to bake one HELL of a pan of brownies... if you're interested

if it involves heroin, im sure he is interested

BradM · 07-12-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
if it involves heroin, im sure he is interested

you new at this? acid is the way to go baby

brizzad · 07-12-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
you new at this? acid is the way to go baby

4204L

Napolean · 07-12-2004, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
I just got in an argument about politics at the store. He said "stfu you have no idea what you're talking about you damn liberal" and I was like "stfu and die you dork, you don't even own a tgp what are you doing here"

Then he says "keyboard warrior"

And then I stabbed him.
I hid the body in my back yard. What can I use to decompose the body fast?

did you and him really say "stfu" or "shut the fuck up"??

BradM · 07-12-2004, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Napolean
did you and him really say "stfu" or "shut the fuck up"??

I said "stfu" are you kidding? I'm not going to say "shut the fuck up" to him it would take too long.

Napolean · 07-12-2004, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
I said "stfu" are you kidding? I'm not going to say "shut the fuck up" to him it would take too long.

no it wouldnt.. their the same number of syllables.. it would take a long time to type yeah..

but to say, its the same..

but yeah, now im being a smartass, im going to go cut myself now to teach myself a lesson.

Mr. Marks · 07-13-2004, 12:28 AM

Posts like these make me miss Amp.

quantum-x · 07-13-2004, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by brizzad
damn

hell no..

hang em upside down in your bathrub, slit their throat, pump their arms to get the last bits of blood out. Once it's washed away, you've got a nice clean corpse.

Multiple choices here-
Use a nice saw to chop them into bag sized bits, double bag and spray w/ capsicum / pepper spray to keep the dogs / animals outta there, wait for trash night and place em in random bins *not* in your neighbourhood.

Or, take your time, break all the bones with a nice hammer, visit your local building site and add them to the foundations.

JFK · 07-13-2004, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
fucking amateurs!!!

1 reciprocal (sawzall) saw, about 10 blades. 2 wood for flesh, 8 metal for bones. (you only need 5-6 but it's better to be safe)

1 ball peen hammer

some old news paper.

Carve the evidence up in the tub, nice and small chunks, flush about a cup of flesh/organs at a time. Now you're down to bones, cut them to about 3" slices, put them on some news paper and hammer them in to powder, flush.

Rinse tub, burn newspaper and shower curtain, soak all the blades in bleach, head to the fridge and grab a beer and a snack to reward yourself.

Yes Folks, we have a real serial killer in the making here

fishy · 07-13-2004, 03:49 AM

Cut him in little pieces, and then make hamburgers & hotdogs out of him.

You'll make a fortune in no-time! Ever wondered why McDonalds Happy Meal tastes so good? Yum yum.

187 · 07-13-2004, 04:06 AM

wait until years have passed and your enemy and nobody else would consider you a suspect

make sure it's autumn

borrow your friends car because yours wont start

find out enemys schedual

dig a 10 foot hole half a mile straight into the woods

steal a pair of shoes

wear 5 layers of socks

cover all of your body in multipile layers of clothing

hair net

wait for the moment they step foot on a dirt surface when nobody is around but the enemy

force enemy at gun point to write an elaborate suicide note

do what you need to do as quick and silently as possible, dont give them time to scream

wrap the entire body in saran wrap and then in 2 large sleeping bags

place it in your saran wrapped trunk in your friends car parked down the street 50 yards

shovel the dirt with blood on it into a multiple layered bag

shave and burn all finger/toe prints and hair

remove all teeth so no dental records can be pulled

smash the head so severely that the bald corpse would never be identifyable

fill the 10 foot hole with gasoline and burn the corpse for a few hours straight

fill in hole, cover area in autumn leaves

now never think about or speak about what you just didn't do

burn EVERYTHING

(you're an idiot and are going to hell if you take somebodys life, i was just feeling creative ;)

Matthew · 07-13-2004, 05:04 AM

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Originally posted by BradM
Also, I have the need to pick fights, because I am insecure and own a yellow sack of shit car. I am jelous of my peers and want nothing more than to make more than minimum wage. I am proud of my car because it is a high performance vehicle, built to seduce 18 year old highschool girls to have sex with me. I truly believe my car is a work of art, just like me which is why I am so overconfident.

There is one thing in that statement that IS true. Can you find it?

I think it's that you believe that your car is a work of art

newbreed · 07-13-2004, 05:27 AM

For all the people suggesting cutting the person up, ever heard of Luminal? Newbs.

Take the guy on a hunting trip. Oops, there was an accident, he slipped in front of me, I got spooked, I slipped and had my finger on the trigger. Damn, is that what a shotgun shell does to the back of a hhuman head? Sory over. And bonus, the Coroner's office gets to clean it up.

jimmyf · 07-13-2004, 05:38 AM

Put the body in your freezer, then you can look at every once in awhile. You'll be able 2 think about what you've done for a long time.

Some of you are sick

mardigras · 07-13-2004, 06:05 AM

Post all the details on public messageboards, including address and directions... dozens of people will show up to help you dispose of it

mensniche · 07-13-2004, 07:32 AM

LOL

are the bones going to be an issue... I have thought about this before... shit i'm I wrong for thinking about the quickest way to dispose of somebody?

kowntafit · 07-13-2004, 08:45 AM

Rewind and watch the movie again.

Phoenix · 07-13-2004, 08:55 AM

damn....amateur hour at its best

lay your bathroom with plastic

cut the body into small parts in the tub. wrap them in news papaer once the blood is all out.

rinse your tub and floors and every part of your washroom with liquid nitrogen...just splash that shit everywhere..it denautres all dna, and removes all stains of blood..there is no chance of them finding blood in your room take 1/4 of the remains on a hike way out in the middle of nowhere, and bury the pieces..do the same with the rest in far off places

problem solved.

to be safe repeat the liquid nitrogen in any room. dump your clothes and shoes you were wearing during everything, trim your fingernails, and shave your head...get rid of all of it...quick like.

good luck

HammerALL · 07-13-2004, 09:00 AM

Use Lime to dissolve the body and ammonia to clean up the mess.

And never ask me about my business again.

brand0n · 07-13-2004, 09:07 AM

I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

07-12-2004, 09:53 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Okay... anyone ever kill anyone before? I just got in an argument about politics at the store. He said "stfu you have no idea what you're talking about you damn liberal" and I was like "stfu and die you dork, you don't even own a tgp what are you doing here" Then he says "keyboard warrior" And then I stabbed him. I hid the body in my back yard. What can I use to decompose the body fast?

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Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	fucking amateurs!!! 1 reciprocal (sawzall) saw, about 10 blades. 2 wood for flesh, 8 metal for bones. (you only need 5-6 but it's better to be safe) 1 ball peen hammer some old news paper. Carve the evidence up in the tub, nice and small chunks, flush about a cup of flesh/organs at a time. Now you're down to bones, cut them to about 3" slices, put them on some news paper and hammer them in to powder, flush. Rinse tub, burn newspaper and shower curtain, soak all the blades in bleach, head to the fridge and grab a beer and a snack to reward yourself. __________________ Last edited by Evil1; 07-12-2004 at 10:27 PM..

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	just bury it, then build a basketball court over it

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NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	put the body in some waste containers and let it decompose into a soup then get a child delever the soup to his family, then when they are done eating let them know.. (sorry that is very evil)

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Hung Like Bull So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 235	Aren't you that fat kid who drives the $1000 Honda?

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jscott So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,198	burn all the hair shave off all the fingertips cut the body up, burn it while mixed with wood chips shovel the ashes into a bucket, or garbage can sprinkle them into a river or ocean

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Big Cheese Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 473	Get some pigs. They'll take care of the body Ps. I've never actually done this, just learned from the movie Snatch incase the day ever comes

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	EVIL1 that was the best shit I have read alllllllll night. Holy fuck that's awesome

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187 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: ICQ: 59-10-33 Posts: 493	wait until years have passed and your enemy and nobody else would consider you a suspect make sure it's autumn borrow your friends car because yours wont start find out enemys schedual dig a 10 foot hole half a mile straight into the woods steal a pair of shoes wear 5 layers of socks cover all of your body in multipile layers of clothing hair net wait for the moment they step foot on a dirt surface when nobody is around but the enemy force enemy at gun point to write an elaborate suicide note do what you need to do as quick and silently as possible, dont give them time to scream wrap the entire body in saran wrap and then in 2 large sleeping bags place it in your saran wrapped trunk in your friends car parked down the street 50 yards shovel the dirt with blood on it into a multiple layered bag shave and burn all finger/toe prints and hair remove all teeth so no dental records can be pulled smash the head so severely that the bald corpse would never be identifyable fill the 10 foot hole with gasoline and burn the corpse for a few hours straight fill in hole, cover area in autumn leaves now never think about or speak about what you just didn't do burn EVERYTHING (you're an idiot and are going to hell if you take somebodys life, i was just feeling creative ;) __________________ wtf? free traffic? ww.netr.nu is slick business you sheep Last edited by 187; 07-13-2004 at 04:08 AM..

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