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187 · 07-13-2004, 04:06 AM

wait until years have passed and your enemy and nobody else would consider you a suspect

make sure it's autumn

borrow your friends car because yours wont start

find out enemys schedual

dig a 10 foot hole half a mile straight into the woods

steal a pair of shoes

wear 5 layers of socks

cover all of your body in multipile layers of clothing

hair net

wait for the moment they step foot on a dirt surface when nobody is around but the enemy

force enemy at gun point to write an elaborate suicide note

do what you need to do as quick and silently as possible, dont give them time to scream

wrap the entire body in saran wrap and then in 2 large sleeping bags

place it in your saran wrapped trunk in your friends car parked down the street 50 yards

shovel the dirt with blood on it into a multiple layered bag

shave and burn all finger/toe prints and hair

remove all teeth so no dental records can be pulled

smash the head so severely that the bald corpse would never be identifyable

fill the 10 foot hole with gasoline and burn the corpse for a few hours straight

fill in hole, cover area in autumn leaves

now never think about or speak about what you just didn't do

burn EVERYTHING

(you're an idiot and are going to hell if you take somebodys life, i was just feeling creative ;)

07-13-2004, 04:06 AM
187 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: ICQ: 59-10-33 Posts: 493	wait until years have passed and your enemy and nobody else would consider you a suspect make sure it's autumn borrow your friends car because yours wont start find out enemys schedual dig a 10 foot hole half a mile straight into the woods steal a pair of shoes wear 5 layers of socks cover all of your body in multipile layers of clothing hair net wait for the moment they step foot on a dirt surface when nobody is around but the enemy force enemy at gun point to write an elaborate suicide note do what you need to do as quick and silently as possible, dont give them time to scream wrap the entire body in saran wrap and then in 2 large sleeping bags place it in your saran wrapped trunk in your friends car parked down the street 50 yards shovel the dirt with blood on it into a multiple layered bag shave and burn all finger/toe prints and hair remove all teeth so no dental records can be pulled smash the head so severely that the bald corpse would never be identifyable fill the 10 foot hole with gasoline and burn the corpse for a few hours straight fill in hole, cover area in autumn leaves now never think about or speak about what you just didn't do burn EVERYTHING (you're an idiot and are going to hell if you take somebodys life, i was just feeling creative ;) __________________ wtf? free traffic? ww.netr.nu is slick business you sheep Last edited by 187; 07-13-2004 at 04:08 AM..