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fucking amateurs!!!
1 reciprocal (sawzall) saw, about 10 blades. 2 wood for flesh, 8 metal for bones. (you only need 5-6 but it's better to be safe)
1 ball peen hammer
some old news paper.
Carve the evidence up in the tub, nice and small chunks, flush about a cup of flesh/organs at a time. Now you're down to bones, cut them to about 3" slices, put them on some news paper and hammer them in to powder, flush.
Rinse tub, burn newspaper and shower curtain, soak all the blades in bleach, head to the fridge and grab a beer and a snack to reward yourself.
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