Juicylinks is debating entering the Belly flop competition! - GoFuckYourself.com

Joesho · 07-08-2004, 10:08 AM

Rather than be a judge, although he is greatly concerned as to how pool water will effect his hair Gel products...

any suggestion to help a silky smooth guido out?

Juicy D. Links · 07-08-2004, 10:09 AM

This is a big concern. I need some 5 lbs of gel in my hair to see if it withstand my flop

MattO · 07-08-2004, 10:10 AM

That would be interesting, his body would spash and his hair will bounce off the surface of the water.

Babagirls · 07-08-2004, 10:10 AM

go for it

Juicy D. Links · 07-08-2004, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by MattO
That would be interesting, his body would spash and his hair will bounce off the surface of the water.

Cory W · 07-08-2004, 10:15 AM

If Juicy enters then I may have to throw my body into this event.

I think there should be a MetroSexual Flop category. Maybe we can use props to help our cause, I am simply too skinny to create any real wake or splash!

Juicy?

Joesho · 07-08-2004, 10:16 AM

We would of course need a judges ruling, on wether or not this extra 5lbs of Gel strategically placed will be an unfair advantage .....

I am on the phone with the IOC (international oversized hairpeople comittee , for those of you not in the know) now we should have a ruling as to the effex on flopping soon.... they are currently in beta

Juicy D. Links · 07-08-2004, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
We would of course need a judges ruling, on wether or not this extra 5lbs of Gel strategically placed will be an unfair advantage .....

I am on the phone with the IOC (international oversized hairpeople comittee , for those of you not in the know) now we should have a ruling as to the effex on flopping soon.... they are currently in beta

Juicy D. Links · 07-08-2004, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by WEGCashCory
If Juicy enters then I may have to throw my body into this event.

I think there should be a MetroSexual Flop category. Maybe we can use props to help our cause, I am simply too skinny to create any real wake or splash!

Juicy?

I agree

I am talking with my Agent now and LAwyers to see if i should enter or not. I dont want to injure myself and lose any movie deals

Joesho · 07-08-2004, 10:29 AM

If enough skinny guys apply we wil have a weight category break down so you skinny felas can be competitive too...

gsimm33 · 07-08-2004, 10:31 AM

Which day and what time is the contest?

Peter Romero · 07-08-2004, 10:36 AM

Actually... a little water on your already planted hair gel brings the sloppiness back and makes it comb-able again after it gets hard & crunchy on your head. You just have to hurry to the surface & tread water feverishly until you get to the side of the pool so you don't over-soak it or wash it out. A blow dryer @ poolside may help styling, but don't drop that fucker in the pool or you will get a whole new hairstyle altogether.

Recovering gel-addict from the 80's.

Juicy D. Links · 07-08-2004, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Actually... a little water on your already planted hair gel brings the A blow dryer @ poolside may help styling, but don't drop that fucker in the pool or you will get a whole new hairstyle altogether.

JFK · 07-08-2004, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
We would of course need a judges ruling, on wether or not this extra 5lbs of Gel strategically placed will be an unfair advantage .....

I am on the phone with the IOC (international oversized hairpeople comittee , for those of you not in the know) now we should have a ruling as to the effex on flopping soon.... they are currently in beta

This could be an ecological disaster, 5lbs of gel floating on top of the pool, Call out the enviromental procetcion agency

Juicy D. Links · 07-08-2004, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by JFK
This could be an ecological disaster, 5lbs of gel floating on top of the pool, Call out the enviromental procetcion agency

we will need the EPA approval for this and a stand by unit on call

Tala · 07-08-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Actually... a little water on your already planted hair gel brings the sloppiness back and makes it comb-able again after it gets hard & crunchy on your head. You just have to hurry to the surface & tread water feverishly until you get to the side of the pool so you don't over-soak it or wash it out. A blow dryer @ poolside may help styling, but don't drop that fucker in the pool or you will get a whole new hairstyle altogether.

Recovering gel-addict from the 80's.

Joesho · 07-08-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by JFK
This could be an ecological disaster, 5lbs of gel floating on top of the pool, Call out the enviromental procetcion agency

good point, but we also have to think about the jelquing lube hmmmmmm are they the same product?

Tala · 07-08-2004, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
good point, but we also have to think about the jelquing lube hmmmmmm are they the same product?

Reak · 07-08-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by Tala

Manowar · 07-08-2004, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
This could be an ecological disaster, 5lbs of gel floating on top of the pool, Call out the enviromental procetcion agency

more like call out JFK to get exclusive pics

Mike AI · 07-08-2004, 11:02 AM

Cory, I do not think Belly Flop is about size of spash, or even wake but rather the flight in the air, and a horizontal landing. It is about the noise that is made on impact, and the Ooohhhhsssss from the crowd.

The belly flop is as much about pagentry as it is about the splash!

Tala · 07-08-2004, 11:12 AM

Will he attending with his entourage?

(Sorry, it was just screaming for a photoshop, so I obliged.)

Juicy D. Links · 07-08-2004, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
Will he attending with his entourage?

(Sorry, it was just screaming for a photoshop, so I obliged.)

Tala · 07-08-2004, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

It's going to be so cool to finally meet you.

Jman · 07-08-2004, 11:23 AM

Hahaha I can just hear it...

Splouf....

Joesho · 07-08-2004, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by JMan
Hahaha I can just hear it...

Splouf....

The Jelquing sound? or the flopping sound?

brand0n · 07-08-2004, 07:35 PM

ill get some girls to clean the birds after the spill

juicy, ive got a hook up at exxon, would you be willing to wear
"remember the valdez"

07-08-2004, 10:08 AM	#1
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07-08-2004, 10:10 AM	#4
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07-08-2004, 10:15 AM	#6
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07-08-2004, 10:16 AM	#7
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	We would of course need a judges ruling, on wether or not this extra 5lbs of Gel strategically placed will be an unfair advantage ..... I am on the phone with the IOC (international oversized hairpeople comittee , for those of you not in the know) now we should have a ruling as to the effex on flopping soon.... they are currently in beta __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-08-2004, 10:29 AM	#10
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	If enough skinny guys apply we wil have a weight category break down so you skinny felas can be competitive too... __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-08-2004, 10:09 AM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	This is a big concern. I need some 5 lbs of gel in my hair to see if it withstand my flop

07-08-2004, 10:10 AM	#3
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07-08-2004, 10:36 AM	#12
Peter Romero Long time no happy ending Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 10,578	Actually... a little water on your already planted hair gel brings the sloppiness back and makes it comb-able again after it gets hard & crunchy on your head. You just have to hurry to the surface & tread water feverishly until you get to the side of the pool so you don't over-soak it or wash it out. A blow dryer @ poolside may help styling, but don't drop that fucker in the pool or you will get a whole new hairstyle altogether. Recovering gel-addict from the 80's. __________________ POVCash [email protected] See them all here: http://www.Petergirls.com

07-08-2004, 11:02 AM	#21
Mike AI Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Elysian Fields Posts: 3,624	Cory, I do not think Belly Flop is about size of spash, or even wake but rather the flight in the air, and a horizontal landing. It is about the noise that is made on impact, and the Ooohhhhsssss from the crowd. The belly flop is as much about pagentry as it is about the splash! __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

07-08-2004, 11:12 AM	#22
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07-08-2004, 07:35 PM	#27
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