I just took the perfect shit - GoFuckYourself.com

boobmaster · 07-06-2004, 08:49 PM

The stool came out in light brown unbroken clumps, and was soft enough to not aggravate my hemorrhoids. It also came out fast, so I didn't have to sit cramping on the toilet for 20 minutes. And because I didn't strain my bowels, I didn't get that 'sore' feeling you sometimes get after taking a shit. If all my dumps could be as pleasurable as this one was, I'd be a happy man.

I'd rate this dump a perfect 10.

dropped9 · 07-06-2004, 08:49 PM

Good for you...

Spunky · 07-06-2004, 08:51 PM

Congrats....Pics?

liquidmoe · 07-06-2004, 08:52 PM

First, this thread is meaningless without a pic, or even better yet a full vid.

Second, by saying its a perfect 10, you are shooting yourself in the foot because you can no longer expect to experience any higher form of extasy. By all means you should just kill yourself now, as this is truly, the peak of euphoria.

TheJimmy · 07-06-2004, 08:52 PM

ahh, but was it also a ONE wipe wonder?

now THAT would make it a solid 10/11...

MiSsBeHeaDReSs · 07-06-2004, 08:53 PM

boobmaster · 07-06-2004, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
ahh, but was it also a ONE wipe wonder?

now THAT would make it a solid 10/11...

Actually, a wipe and a half, but that was due to a slip, so I should lose any points for it on the judges cards.

boobmaster · 07-06-2004, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Congrats....Pics?

I already flushed it. Sorry!

NoCarrier · 07-06-2004, 08:54 PM

What's your rating on that one?

Marcus Aurelius · 07-06-2004, 08:54 PM

boobmaster · 07-06-2004, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
What's your rating on that one?

DISGUSTING IMAGE DELETED

Is that shit or puke, or both?

MrIzzz · 07-06-2004, 08:55 PM

a perfect shit is like a perfect orgasm

boobmaster · 07-06-2004, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquidmoe
First, this thread is meaningless without a pic, or even better yet a full vid.

I knew the scat people would find this thread eventually.

mardigras · 07-06-2004, 08:58 PM

Can always count on GFY for a shitty day...

thanks to SOME bastards...

TheJimmy · 07-06-2004, 10:43 PM

wipe & a half still ranks high if it was due to human error....that's a 10/11 point crap for sure...

wiping wetness only rocks...down about two to three tablespoons of psyillium husks a day or every other day in some milk or whatever and you'll get a lot of those....that stuff makes for awesome craps...

damm I'm feeling grandpa old now talking about what makes good shits...

=^..^= · 07-06-2004, 10:47 PM

they say that if you are in top health , when you shit and wipe - the paper shouldn't have any shit on it after you wipe, coz your ass has no skiddies

i've expereinced it a couple of times
feels great

chodadog · 07-06-2004, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
ahh, but was it also a ONE wipe wonder?

now THAT would make it a solid 10/11...

Dude. What about the teflon coated turd? You go the wipe and realise you didn't even need to. It's a bizarre phenomenon!

rakeback · 07-06-2004, 10:54 PM

The perfect 10 deuce is one that requires no effort, had perfect timing, and requires no wiping.

Did you have all three conditions?

=^..^= · 07-06-2004, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Dude. What about the teflon coated turd? You go the wipe and realise you didn't even need to. It's a bizarre phenomenon!

thats what i was referring to.

if you get a TEflon Tuird you know your body is healthy

Down_Under · 07-06-2004, 11:02 PM

feels good

AnalProbe · 07-06-2004, 11:06 PM

Great thread.

Real webmasters discuss about these things too.

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BlueQuartz · 07-06-2004, 11:08 PM

I love a good shit!

RyuLion · 07-06-2004, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
What's your rating on that one?
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kowntafit · 07-07-2004, 12:23 AM

Nothing beats a good shit.

JoeB · 07-07-2004, 12:27 AM

The Original Shit List!

AnalProbe · 07-07-2004, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kowntafit
Nothing beats a good shit.

A good piss after holding up for several hours ?

WicKed NinJas · 07-07-2004, 12:42 AM

I can think of few things better than a good dump.

pxxx · 07-07-2004, 12:44 AM

Thanks for sharing

Shonine · 07-07-2004, 12:44 AM

Sounds like you had a great shit. I had one about 2 weeks ago that I am very proud of. Keep up the good work

AnalProbe · 07-07-2004, 12:48 AM

We should have more threads like this.

Yesterday I had a good meal.

Face (o_0) · 07-07-2004, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
What's your rating on that one?

eeeeeewww.... accuracy 0%

johnbosh · 07-07-2004, 01:11 AM

Makingcoin · 07-07-2004, 01:12 AM

Thanks for the visual.

Kicker · 07-07-2004, 02:33 AM

KDizzla · 07-07-2004, 04:49 AM

hova · 07-07-2004, 04:55 AM

nice!

doornx · 07-07-2004, 05:25 AM

AHAHAaaa...these threads crack me up for some reason..talking real serious about taking a shit

piskas · 07-07-2004, 05:57 AM

Nice dude keep up the good work

SomeCreep · 07-07-2004, 06:01 AM

I shat about 10 minutes ago

Basic_man · 07-07-2004, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
What's your rating on that one?

sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

gangbangjoe · 07-07-2004, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Congrats....Pics?

Corleone · 07-07-2004, 07:02 AM

polish_aristocrat · 07-07-2004, 07:03 AM

ban this idiot

Lykos · 07-07-2004, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Good for you...

EviLGuY · 07-07-2004, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
What's your rating on that one?

Thats about a 3. Or a 7 if its not something you have to clean up. Away dumps rock.

bjjb · 07-07-2004, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
The stool came out in light brown unbroken clumps, and was soft enough to not aggravate my hemorrhoids. It also came out fast, so I didn't have to sit cramping on the toilet for 20 minutes. And because I didn't strain my bowels, I didn't get that 'sore' feeling you sometimes get after taking a shit. If all my dumps could be as pleasurable as this one was, I'd be a happy man.

I'd rate this dump a perfect 10.

What... no pics??? jeeeeez

roaringleo · 07-07-2004, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Congrats....Pics?

http://www.ratemypoo.com

07-06-2004, 08:49 PM	#1
boobmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,185	I just took the perfect shit The stool came out in light brown unbroken clumps, and was soft enough to not aggravate my hemorrhoids. It also came out fast, so I didn't have to sit cramping on the toilet for 20 minutes. And because I didn't strain my bowels, I didn't get that 'sore' feeling you sometimes get after taking a shit. If all my dumps could be as pleasurable as this one was, I'd be a happy man. I'd rate this dump a perfect 10.

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TheJimmy ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0 Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 10,747	wipe & a half still ranks high if it was due to human error....that's a 10/11 point crap for sure... wiping wetness only rocks...down about two to three tablespoons of psyillium husks a day or every other day in some milk or whatever and you'll get a lot of those....that stuff makes for awesome craps... damm I'm feeling grandpa old now talking about what makes good shits... __________________ Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.

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