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Old 07-06-2004, 08:49 PM  
boobmaster
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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I just took the perfect shit

The stool came out in light brown unbroken clumps, and was soft enough to not aggravate my hemorrhoids. It also came out fast, so I didn't have to sit cramping on the toilet for 20 minutes. And because I didn't strain my bowels, I didn't get that 'sore' feeling you sometimes get after taking a shit. If all my dumps could be as pleasurable as this one was, I'd be a happy man.

I'd rate this dump a perfect 10.
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