I just took the perfect shit
 

The stool came out in light brown unbroken clumps, and was soft enough to not aggravate my hemorrhoids. It also came out fast, so I didn't have to sit cramping on the toilet for 20 minutes. And because I didn't strain my bowels, I didn't get that 'sore' feeling you sometimes get after taking a shit. If all my dumps could be as pleasurable as this one was, I'd be a happy man.

I'd rate this dump a perfect 10. :thumbsup :thumbsup

Good for you...

Congrats....Pics?

First, this thread is meaningless without a pic, or even better yet a full vid.

Second, by saying its a perfect 10, you are shooting yourself in the foot because you can no longer expect to experience any higher form of extasy. By all means you should just kill yourself now, as this is truly, the peak of euphoria. :thumbsup

ahh, but was it also a ONE wipe wonder?

now THAT would make it a solid 10/11...

:helpme

Actually, a wipe and a half, but that was due to a slip, so I should lose any points for it on the judges cards.

I already flushed it. Sorry!

What's your rating on that one?

http://porn-sex-list.com/sick.jpg

:321GFY

Is that shit or puke, or both?

a perfect shit is like a perfect orgasm:thumbsup

I knew the scat people would find this thread eventually.

Can always count on GFY for a shitty day...

thanks to SOME bastards...

wipe & a half still ranks high if it was due to human error....that's a 10/11 point crap for sure...

wiping wetness only rocks...down about two to three tablespoons of psyillium husks a day or every other day in some milk or whatever and you'll get a lot of those....that stuff makes for awesome craps...


damm I'm feeling grandpa old now talking about what makes good shits...

they say that if you are in top health , when you shit and wipe - the paper shouldn't have any shit on it after you wipe, coz your ass has no skiddies

i've expereinced it a couple of times
feels great :glugglug

Dude. What about the teflon coated turd? You go the wipe and realise you didn't even need to. It's a bizarre phenomenon!

The perfect 10 deuce is one that requires no effort, had perfect timing, and requires no wiping.

Did you have all three conditions?

thats what i was referring to.

if you get a TEflon Tuird you know your body is healthy :thumbsup

feels good

Great thread.

Real webmasters discuss about these things too. :1orglaugh


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http://www.tc.umn.edu/~roggy001/poop.jpg

I love a good shit! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:glugglug

Nothing beats a good shit.

The Original Shit List! :thumbsup

A good piss after holding up for several hours ?

I can think of few things better than a good dump.

Thanks for sharing:thumbsup

Sounds like you had a great shit. I had one about 2 weeks ago that I am very proud of. Keep up the good work :thumbsup

We should have more threads like this.

Yesterday I had a good meal.

eeeeeewww.... accuracy 0%

:p

Thanks for the visual.

:helpme

:disgust

nice!

AHAHAaaa...these threads crack me up for some reason..talking real serious about taking a shit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nice dude keep up the good work :BangBang:

I shat about 10 minutes ago :thumbsup

sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! :warning

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:helpme

ban this idiot :BangBang:

Thats about a 3. Or a 7 if its not something you have to clean up. Away dumps rock.

What... no pics??? jeeeeez