Worst pick up line of all time??

[esco]

Not sure if this topic has been taken care of yet on the gofuckyourself board..thought it would be funny and help us all relax a little bit

Throw out your best and worst, maybe the ladies will let us know if it would work on them

[a32bitwhore]

Hey there's sexy. the name's esco.

[12clicks]

"when I saw you walk into the bar, I wet myself"

[Wizzo]

"when 12clicks saw you walk into the bar, he wet himself"

[Exxxotica]

Best Line:
"Hi, Im ***** "
It actually works.

Worst Line:
"Should I call you in the morning...or just roll over"

[Rilose]

"wanna fuck" ?

seems to work....with the right tone

[Slick]

I always say. "Hey baby, I'm Lensman". You'd be suprised how many ladies you can pick up with that line. Lens must have quite a reputation with the ladies, he he he.

[princess]

Rilose, I've heard the "Nice shoes wanna fuck" line but never it cut down to that.



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[Susan]

Actually guys the pic up line don't matter if you are good looking, if your not, a good line might buy you a few more chat minutes before you get boot hill

[sandman!]

What do you like for breakfast

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[Jer]

good one, sandman!

"Hello, my name is *****, yours I don't mind, let me take you to the paradise". This is the worst pick up line, hehe.

[Corpsie]

This one is the worst

"Ya'll smell that baby? Makes yer eyes water doesn't it? That was me. Wanna bang?"

[Gemini]

What a guy looks like shouldn't matter at all!!!! And most so called cute guys aren't worth the bother anyhow. As long as the line is clean, honest and said in the right way...

Will have to think thru all the lines I have heard over the years for awhile. 10 years in a dance bar adds up to a huge amount of them. lol

Women with a inflated self perspective always insist on the tall dark and handsome. And they let the real catches go by. lmao t,d&h = shallow 99% of the time.

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[Babagirls]

"Hi! I'm Single, you must be...available???"

[stony]

wanna come to my house for a pizza and a fuck.. no??.. what? you don't like pizza?

[This message has been edited by stony (edited 03-28-2001).]

[Joe Dangle]

Ok here is my top 10 worst pick up lines plus one bonus pick up line.


1. Ya know that?s a beautiful blouse, but it would look even better on my floor in the morning.

2. Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them right in your eyes.

3. Damn baby you know that you have an onion butt, yeah it?s the kind that makes you want to cry.

4. Baby you must be tired, because you?ve been running circles in my mind all night long.

5. How old are you?

6. I?ll do things in the car that your Grand mother never did.

7. I heard sex kills...wanna die?

8. I'll do things to you that you're friends only lied about...

9. For girls to guys, are you good to the last drop?

10. Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants?

11. Did you know that the human body has 206 bones in it, how would you like one more?

I really think that I out did myself. Hooray for me.

[hottshot]

ask her if she has any ( fill in the nationality)in her and when she says no ask her if she wants some !

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[MrBrian]

i just smile and the girls "cream" themselves

[nautya]

all that shit was corny a man would get no play from me at all if he approached me with that shit. thas like an insult to my intelligence and he prolly get pimped knowing how i do with silly jerks like that.
COME ON GUYS JUST KEEP IT REAL we respect that more than money or looks

[Exxxotica]

While using a urinal...I like to look over to the guy peeing next to me and say..."nice cock" That usually does the job.

[RedShoe]

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you've been watching me all night."

[Corpsie]

Originally posted by nautya:
all that shit was corny a man would get no play from me at all if he approached me with that shit. thas like an insult to my intelligence and he prolly get pimped knowing how i do with silly jerks like that.

*ahem* Nautya, please note the following:
"Topic:Worst pick up line of all time??"

[tenletters]

"I got $10 that says we're wearing the same panties!"




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[esco]

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I beside each other

haha I dont think it would get me laid

[Joe Dangle]

I got some more

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs... what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I?m the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
9. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
10. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
11. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12. Beauty is only a light switch away.
13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
14. (Look down at your crotch) Well- it's not just going to suck itself.
15. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
16. F**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
17. My name is (name)- remember that- you'll be screaming it later.
18. Do you believe in love at first sight- or should I walk by again?
19. Hi, I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me.
20. My friends want to know if you think I'm cute.
21. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why- don't you like pizza?
22. I'm an American Express lover- you shouldn't go home without me.
23. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
24. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them?
25. I lost my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

# 7 is the best one in my humble opinion.

[NakedChik]

Here's something my sister sent me. I thought it was cute.

1. M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2. M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

3. M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

4. M: So, what do you do for a living.
F: I'm a female impersonator.

5. M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: DO NOT ENTER.

6. M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilized.

7. M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today.

8. M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there?

9. M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

I love #4.
The worst line I have ever heard was "Did you just get your beautiful liscense?"

The worst attempt at a pick-up I've ever seen was one night in a bar when my friend was so wasted on rum that he could barely walk. He staggered over to a couple of nice looking girls, mumbled something that I couldn't hear, then I seen him reach in his pocket and pull out his loaded 22 magnum rifle clip, that he had forgotten to take out of his pocket earlier in the day, to show it to them. To most people it looks like a 9mm handgun clip, so the girls took off instantly, thinking the freak had a loaded hand gun on him. Needless to say, I got the hell out of there fast.

I can just imagine what was said.
"Hey baby, wanta see my gun?" or "I'm a hunter.... you girls like ta hunt? <BURP>"

[titmowse]

Hee.

In real life, my least favorite line was always:

"Have you ever seen Nine and a Half Weeks"?

In a chat room, the one that always pisses me off is:

Private Message-"m or f"?



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[princess]

esco, it wouldn't get you laid trust me dear



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[hounddog]

It may well be the worst pick up line of all time but "wanna fuck" really does work.Not all the time,but with the right tone,the right look, and the right women it'll get the messgae across.It shows your confidant, certain about what you want,and willing to be straightforward with a lady so she can make up her mind quickly as to the answer.If she's actually insulted she wasn't gonna either:

1.) go there anyhow

or

2.) be worth the effort if she did.

[MindWaste]

..Hey Baby.. Wanna Wrestle??
Thats always a good one or you can go for somthing more like..

Girl.. You look so good, I could put you on a plate and saup you up with a biscuit.

[ElvisManson]

"my last GF told me that sex was the highest form of communication possible between 2 people"

"Wanna talk about it?"

Has never worked!!!

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[PimPaDelic]

"Hey There Sexy Bitch Can I Buy You A Drink? , Shit No That Costs To Much , That Costs A Bit Also , How About A 40oz?"
Thats Pick Up Is Great, Im Telling You Guys It Works

[X-Web]

hey are you the stripper from the stripper bar i always hang out??

(it is good line if shes actually the stripper and bad line if she is not..)

[Pete Dogg]

"Do you want the kaaaack,
cause I'll give you the kaaack.
Just ask for the kaaack.
And I'll give you the kaaack."
Trademark, K.T.


Peace,
Pete Dogg



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[PimPaDelic]

Oh Yeah Heres One :
Hey There Whats The Square Root Of 69?
( Me And You ) - Thats The Answer
(Only Works If Your Talking To A Chick And Your A Male Or If Your A Female Talking 2 A Male ) - This Dont Work On The Same Sex, I Dont Know Why...

[PimPaDelic]

Try It Out Guys, I Promise It Will Work...You'll Get A Laugh Or Youll Get Some Head.

[This message has been edited by PimPaDelic (edited 03-31-2001).]

[ElvisTG]

Originally posted by PimPaDelic:
Hey There Whats The Square Root Of 69?
( Me And You ) - Thats The Answer
(Only Works If Your Talking To A Chick And Your A Male Or If Your A Female Talking 2 A Male ) - This Dont Work On The Same Sex, I Dont Know Why...

So you havn't had this work with guys eh?

[PimPaDelic]

Nope Elvis, It Just Doesnt Work. I Get Punched In The Eye Or Kicked In The Side When I Say That To A Guy. Eh What Ya Gonna Do?

[PimPaDelic]

Heres Some That I Foughnt On The Internet:1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
11. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
12. Could I touch your belly button . . .from the inside?
13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.