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Here's something my sister sent me. I thought it was cute.
1. M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
2. M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
3. M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
4. M: So, what do you do for a living.
F: I'm a female impersonator.
5. M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: DO NOT ENTER.
6. M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilized.
7. M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today.
8. M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there?
9. M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
I love #4.
The worst line I have ever heard was "Did you just get your beautiful liscense?"
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