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Ok here is my top 10 worst pick up lines plus one bonus pick up line.
1. Ya know that?s a beautiful blouse, but it would look even better on my floor in the morning.
2. Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them right in your eyes.
3. Damn baby you know that you have an onion butt, yeah it?s the kind that makes you want to cry.
4. Baby you must be tired, because you?ve been running circles in my mind all night long.
5. How old are you?
6. I?ll do things in the car that your Grand mother never did.
7. I heard sex kills...wanna die?
8. I'll do things to you that you're friends only lied about...
9. For girls to guys, are you good to the last drop?
10. Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants?
11. Did you know that the human body has 206 bones in it, how would you like one more?
I really think that I out did myself. Hooray for me.
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