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The worst attempt at a pick-up I've ever seen was one night in a bar when my friend was so wasted on rum that he could barely walk. He staggered over to a couple of nice looking girls, mumbled something that I couldn't hear, then I seen him reach in his pocket and pull out his loaded 22 magnum rifle clip, that he had forgotten to take out of his pocket earlier in the day, to show it to them. To most people it looks like a 9mm handgun clip, so the girls took off instantly, thinking the freak had a loaded hand gun on him. Needless to say, I got the hell out of there fast.
I can just imagine what was said.
"Hey baby, wanta see my gun?" or "I'm a hunter.... you girls like ta hunt? <BURP>"
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