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Old 07-02-2004, 04:38 AM   #1
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X-ray of broken penis

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Old 07-02-2004, 04:39 AM   #2
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that gives me chills . ouch
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Old 07-02-2004, 04:40 AM   #3
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that gives me chills . ouch
You are aware that there are no bones in a penis right?
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Old 07-02-2004, 04:46 AM   #4
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You are aware that there are no bones in a penis right?
obviously he is not lol
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Old 07-02-2004, 04:48 AM   #5
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That's one broken boner.

I hear taking too much Viagra makes a bone grow in your penis. But it may just be a rumor.
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Old 07-02-2004, 04:49 AM   #6
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That always makes me laugh
as if there'd be bones in a penis


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Old 07-02-2004, 04:54 AM   #7
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Fake but funny.. and you can use it as an IQ test.
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Old 07-02-2004, 04:55 AM   #8
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You are aware that there are no bones in a penis right?
Then why do they call it a 'BONER'
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:00 AM   #9
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Even tho its fake, it still looks painful
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:08 AM   #10
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no but seriously, what would happen if you put too much pressure on an erect penis?
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:12 AM   #11
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ahaha i can't believe you ppl think this is real...

contact me for Montana oceanfront property please....
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:17 AM   #12
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a penis can break, although there's no bone. very painfull

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Old 07-02-2004, 05:24 AM   #13
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That's one broken boner.

I hear taking too much Viagra makes a bone grow in your penis. But it may just be a rumor.
It's not a rumor, it's TRUE! Hugh Heffner has a 13" bone by now...
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Old 07-02-2004, 09:01 AM   #14
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Old 07-02-2004, 09:02 AM   #15
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omg lol !!
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Old 07-02-2004, 09:03 AM   #16
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I was going to say the same thing, but NICE TRY
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Old 07-02-2004, 09:04 AM   #17
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This picture is, what, 5 yrs old?
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Old 07-02-2004, 09:15 AM   #18
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:02 PM   #19
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:23 PM   #20
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Looks like there's a LifeSaver in his nutsack.
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:32 PM   #21
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no but seriously, what would happen if you put too much pressure on an erect penis?
What usually happens is a feeling of euphoria as your consciousness becomes totally centered for a few moments followed by the release of a milky substance from the end of the penis.
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:33 PM   #22
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:34 PM   #23
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:21 PM   #24
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:24 PM   #25
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:26 PM   #26
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:27 PM   #27
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:34 PM   #28
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I wonder where he thought the bone "went" when the penis is flacid...fold up? hehe I especially love how the bone at the base of the penis is just hanging there not attached to anything..
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:39 PM   #29
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:49 PM   #30
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if people think there is a bone
where does the bone go when the penis is not erect
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Old 07-02-2004, 07:52 PM   #31
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Old 07-02-2004, 08:02 PM   #32
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Old 07-02-2004, 08:46 PM   #33
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Old 07-02-2004, 08:47 PM   #34
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Old 07-02-2004, 10:42 PM   #35
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Old 07-02-2004, 10:44 PM   #36
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that's how mine looked after jerking off last night
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Old 07-02-2004, 10:48 PM   #39
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Does anyone here really belive there is a bone?

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Old 07-02-2004, 11:18 PM   #40
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Of course a penis doesn't have a bone.

But a penis CAN break.

Say you're doing her doggie style and after an intense moment, you take one hard swing and miss the target. Your dick hits her square on one of the cheeks.

You'll hear a snap

You'll feel pain

And you'll see all the colors you normally see in a bowl of froot loops, except those colors will be on your dick.

You'll then get to the hospital where a hot nurse will take care of you. Unfortunately, you won't be able to do much of what you'd normally want to do to such a hot 6 foot tall Swedish nurse.

They may need to draw blood. In an extreme case, surgery can be required.

Just be careful next time you get laid
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Old 07-02-2004, 11:35 PM   #41
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Of course a penis doesn't have a bone.

But a penis CAN break.

Say you're doing her doggie style and after an intense moment, you take one hard swing and miss the target. Your dick hits her square on one of the cheeks.

You'll hear a snap

You'll feel pain

And you'll see all the colors you normally see in a bowl of froot loops, except those colors will be on your dick.

You'll then get to the hospital where a hot nurse will take care of you. Unfortunately, you won't be able to do much of what you'd normally want to do to such a hot 6 foot tall Swedish nurse.

They may need to draw blood. In an extreme case, surgery can be required.

Just be careful next time you get laid
Whats your number?
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Show me your tits and I'll show you my number
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Old 07-02-2004, 11:58 PM   #44
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Damm! You win this round MO.

Ill be back!
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Old 07-03-2004, 01:01 AM   #46
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