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Mike Okitch · 07-02-2004, 11:18 PM

Of course a penis doesn't have a bone.

But a penis CAN break.

Say you're doing her doggie style and after an intense moment, you take one hard swing and miss the target. Your dick hits her square on one of the cheeks.

You'll hear a snap

You'll feel pain

And you'll see all the colors you normally see in a bowl of froot loops, except those colors will be on your dick.

You'll then get to the hospital where a hot nurse will take care of you. Unfortunately, you won't be able to do much of what you'd normally want to do to such a hot 6 foot tall Swedish nurse.

They may need to draw blood. In an extreme case, surgery can be required.

Just be careful next time you get laid

07-02-2004, 11:18 PM
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	Of course a penis doesn't have a bone. But a penis CAN break. Say you're doing her doggie style and after an intense moment, you take one hard swing and miss the target. Your dick hits her square on one of the cheeks. You'll hear a snap You'll feel pain And you'll see all the colors you normally see in a bowl of froot loops, except those colors will be on your dick. You'll then get to the hospital where a hot nurse will take care of you. Unfortunately, you won't be able to do much of what you'd normally want to do to such a hot 6 foot tall Swedish nurse. They may need to draw blood. In an extreme case, surgery can be required. Just be careful next time you get laid __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.