07-02-2004, 11:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mike Okitch
Of course a penis doesn't have a bone.
But a penis CAN break.
Say you're doing her doggie style and after an intense moment, you take one hard swing and miss the target. Your dick hits her square on one of the cheeks.
You'll hear a snap
You'll feel pain
And you'll see all the colors you normally see in a bowl of froot loops, except those colors will be on your dick.
You'll then get to the hospital where a hot nurse will take care of you. Unfortunately, you won't be able to do much of what you'd normally want to do to such a hot 6 foot tall Swedish nurse.
They may need to draw blood. In an extreme case, surgery can be required.
Just be careful next time you get laid 
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