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Paul Waters 07-02-2004 04:38 AM

X-ray of broken penis
 
http://www.jokery.com/photos/pics/61.jpg

sillysillyme 07-02-2004 04:39 AM

that gives me chills . ouch

BVF 07-02-2004 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillysillyme
that gives me chills . ouch
You are aware that there are no bones in a penis right?

xato 07-02-2004 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
You are aware that there are no bones in a penis right?
obviously he is not lol

pornJester 07-02-2004 04:48 AM

That's one broken boner.

I hear taking too much Viagra makes a bone grow in your penis. But it may just be a rumor.

=^..^= 07-02-2004 04:49 AM

That always makes me laugh
as if there'd be bones in a penis


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EviLGuY 07-02-2004 04:54 AM

Fake but funny.. and you can use it as an IQ test. :1orglaugh

Jedimaster 07-02-2004 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
You are aware that there are no bones in a penis right?
Then why do they call it a 'BONER':1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hova 07-02-2004 05:00 AM

Even tho its fake, it still looks painful

Face (o_0) 07-02-2004 05:08 AM

no but seriously, what would happen if you put too much pressure on an erect penis? :helpme

kmanrox 07-02-2004 05:12 AM

ahaha i can't believe you ppl think this is real...

contact me for Montana oceanfront property please....

MaDalton 07-02-2004 05:17 AM

a penis can break, although there's no bone. very painfull :(

http://www.docnotes.net/images/2002/11/08/fracture.jpg

KraZ 07-02-2004 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
That's one broken boner.

I hear taking too much Viagra makes a bone grow in your penis. But it may just be a rumor.

It's not a rumor, it's TRUE! Hugh Heffner has a 13" bone by now...

prostock 07-02-2004 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
http://www.jokery.com/photos/pics/61.jpg
now thats a boner with a bone :1orglaugh

TweetyBird 07-02-2004 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
You are aware that there are no bones in a penis right?
omg lol !! :1orglaugh

JFK 07-02-2004 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
You are aware that there are no bones in a penis right?
:1orglaugh I was going to say the same thing, but NICE TRY:winkwink:

Dirty F 07-02-2004 09:04 AM

This picture is, what, 5 yrs old?

xxxbruce 07-02-2004 09:15 AM

that is not good

Ar3s 07-02-2004 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
You are aware that there are no bones in a penis right?
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Wilber 07-02-2004 05:23 PM

Looks like there's a LifeSaver in his nutsack.

OzMan 07-02-2004 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Face (o_0)
no but seriously, what would happen if you put too much pressure on an erect penis? :helpme
What usually happens is a feeling of euphoria as your consciousness becomes totally centered for a few moments followed by the release of a milky substance from the end of the penis. :glugglug

Doctor Dre 07-02-2004 05:33 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If this could be real ... outch :)

Strife 07-02-2004 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
You are aware that there are no bones in a penis right?
:1orglaugh

CKA3KA 07-02-2004 07:21 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ModelBuffet 07-02-2004 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaDalton
a penis can break, although there's no bone. very painfull :(

http://www.docnotes.net/images/2002/11/08/fracture.jpg

:waaaaahh

digifan 07-02-2004 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
What usually happens is a feeling of euphoria as your consciousness becomes totally centered for a few moments followed by the release of a milky substance from the end of the penis. :glugglug
:1orglaugh

Matt 26z 07-02-2004 07:27 PM

http://www.4-men.org/brokenpenis.html

wyldblyss 07-02-2004 07:34 PM

I wonder where he thought the bone "went" when the penis is flacid...fold up? hehe I especially love how the bone at the base of the penis is just hanging there not attached to anything..

boardersweetie 07-02-2004 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt 26z
http://www.4-men.org/brokenpenis.html
I would feel so bad if I accidentally broke a guy's penis. omg.

riosluts 07-02-2004 07:49 PM

if people think there is a bone
where does the bone go when the penis is not erect

MrIzzz 07-02-2004 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
I would feel so bad if I accidentally broke a guy's penis. omg.
have you tried
?????

Vitasoy 07-02-2004 08:02 PM

That's a old ass pic :P

Deb 07-02-2004 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaDalton
a penis can break, although there's no bone. very painfull :(

http://www.docnotes.net/images/2002/11/08/fracture.jpg

Yup, that's one broken boner.

lilj 07-02-2004 08:47 PM

HOLY FUCK! :helpme

pure energy 07-02-2004 10:42 PM

I think you should take Human Anatomy 101.:)

bllott 07-02-2004 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaDalton
a penis can break, although there's no bone. very painfull :(

http://www.docnotes.net/images/2002/11/08/fracture.jpg

that's how mine looked after jerking off last night

jollyperv 07-02-2004 10:47 PM

This one's better:

http://www.dildobaggins.com/xray.jpg

ZanyCash Larry 07-02-2004 10:47 PM

:waaaaahh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh

darnit 07-02-2004 10:48 PM

Does anyone here really belive there is a bone?

<slapping forhead>

















<slapping bone> :Graucho

Mike Okitch 07-02-2004 11:18 PM

Of course a penis doesn't have a bone.

But a penis CAN break.

Say you're doing her doggie style and after an intense moment, you take one hard swing and miss the target. Your dick hits her square on one of the cheeks.

You'll hear a snap

You'll feel pain

And you'll see all the colors you normally see in a bowl of froot loops, except those colors will be on your dick.

You'll then get to the hospital where a hot nurse will take care of you. Unfortunately, you won't be able to do much of what you'd normally want to do to such a hot 6 foot tall Swedish nurse.

They may need to draw blood. In an extreme case, surgery can be required.

Just be careful next time you get laid :glugglug

darnit 07-02-2004 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Okitch
Of course a penis doesn't have a bone.

But a penis CAN break.

Say you're doing her doggie style and after an intense moment, you take one hard swing and miss the target. Your dick hits her square on one of the cheeks.

You'll hear a snap

You'll feel pain

And you'll see all the colors you normally see in a bowl of froot loops, except those colors will be on your dick.

You'll then get to the hospital where a hot nurse will take care of you. Unfortunately, you won't be able to do much of what you'd normally want to do to such a hot 6 foot tall Swedish nurse.

They may need to draw blood. In an extreme case, surgery can be required.

Just be careful next time you get laid :glugglug

Whats your number? :Graucho

Mike Okitch 07-02-2004 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by darnit
Whats your number? :Graucho
Show me your tits and I'll show you my number :1orglaugh

graphicsbytia 07-02-2004 11:57 PM

http://www.zoo.nsw.gov.au/content/view.asp?id=1037

darnit 07-02-2004 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Okitch
Show me your tits and I'll show you my number :1orglaugh
Damm! You win this round MO.

Ill be back! :glugglug

maxdaname 07-03-2004 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jollyperv
This one's better:

http://www.dildobaggins.com/xray.jpg

:thumbsup :thumbsup

pimplink 07-03-2004 01:01 AM

The BJ x-ray is a lot better!


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