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Old 06-30-2004, 09:53 PM   #1
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I just ripped myself a new asshole!

I was trimming my bush with electric clippers and nicked my perineum.
It's only a scratch, but the amount of blood is quite spectacular.

If the beeding doesn't stop soon I'm gonna need some panty liners!
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Old 06-30-2004, 10:21 PM   #2
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how about a nappy, that might help you alot i guess . . .
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Old 06-30-2004, 10:25 PM   #3
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ouch!!

Can I kiss it all better?
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Old 06-30-2004, 10:33 PM   #4
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this thread is useless without pics
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Old 06-30-2004, 10:37 PM   #5
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proof?
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Old 06-30-2004, 10:37 PM   #6
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this thread is useless without pics
shut up fatso
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Old 06-30-2004, 10:46 PM   #7
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ouch!!

Can I kiss it all better?
Yu-U-uck!
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Old 06-30-2004, 10:52 PM   #8
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:03 PM   #9
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Ouch ...... I heard salt makes it heal faster.
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:11 PM   #10
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Ouch ...... I heard salt makes it heal faster.
yep, salt and a dash of lemon juice, makes it feel much better
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:11 PM   #11
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ouch!!

Can I kiss it all better?
fag
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:13 PM   #12
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MrPheer, you sigs link is broken.
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:15 PM   #13
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To the best of my knowledge, most men don't refer to their pubes as a "bush" ...

you must be wishing
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:16 PM   #14
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shit man I'm just paid to put the link in my sig, not monitor where it goes
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:19 PM   #15
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ouch!!

Can I kiss it all better?
Does this mean I have to rip myself a new one to get your attention now? And grow a penis?

*sigh* hand me the razor and the pump...
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:21 PM   #16
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That has got to hurt.
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:00 AM   #17
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yep, salt and a dash of lemon juice, makes it feel much better
Good idea

Dagwolf will probably appreciate the enhanced flavour
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:06 AM   #18
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Groove, you're a girl right?? Tell me you're a girl!
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:11 AM   #19
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Groove, you're a girl right?? Tell me you're a girl!
Shouldn't you have asked before you offered to kiss it better?
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:11 AM   #20
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I'm sure it hurts very much.
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:30 AM   #21
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To the best of my knowledge, most men don't refer to their pubes as a "bush" ...

you must be wishing
If you look in a dictionary you will find that "bush" is
slang for "pubic hair", not necessarilly a woman's.

Maybe you are wishing for some manlove?
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:39 AM   #22
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wash it with lemonade!
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:41 AM   #23
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wash it with lemonade!
For Dagwolf's benefit or mine?
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Old 07-01-2004, 12:44 AM   #24
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Old 07-01-2004, 01:33 AM   #25
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shut up fatso

Nothing like some pimple spice!
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Old 07-01-2004, 01:35 AM   #26
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Groove, you're a girl right?? Tell me you're a girl!
You kinda owned yourself here...
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Old 07-01-2004, 02:30 AM   #27
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You should never do that after having a few drinks. But if there is any whisky left, splash that on the bleeding hole...

It'll make you feel alive.
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