I just ripped myself a new asshole!
 

I was trimming my bush with electric clippers and nicked my perineum. :eek7
It's only a scratch, but the amount of blood is quite spectacular.

If the beeding doesn't stop soon I'm gonna need some panty liners! :winkwink:

how about a nappy, that might help you alot i guess . . .

ouch!!

Can I kiss it all better?

this thread is useless without pics

proof?

shut up fatso

Yu-U-uck!

Post some pics!

Ouch ...... I heard salt makes it heal faster. :1orglaugh

yep, salt and a dash of lemon juice, makes it feel much better

fag

MrPheer, you sigs link is broken.

To the best of my knowledge, most men don't refer to their pubes as a "bush" ...

you must be wishing

shit man I'm just paid to put the link in my sig, not monitor where it goes :winkwink:

Does this mean I have to rip myself a new one to get your attention now? And grow a penis?

*sigh* hand me the razor and the pump...

That has got to hurt.

Good idea :thumbsup

Dagwolf will probably appreciate the enhanced flavour :Kissmy

Groove, you're a girl right?? Tell me you're a girl!

Shouldn't you have asked before you offered to kiss it better? :1orglaugh

I'm sure it hurts very much.

If you look in a dictionary you will find that "bush" is
slang for "pubic hair", not necessarilly a woman's.

Maybe you are wishing for some manlove? :Graucho

wash it with lemonade!

For Dagwolf's benefit or mine?

Thanks for sharing :thumbsup

Nothing like some pimple spice!

You kinda owned yourself here...

You should never do that after having a few drinks. But if there is any whisky left, splash that on the bleeding hole...

It'll make you feel alive.