I just ripped myself a new asshole!

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  • Groove
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 3852
    #1

    I just ripped myself a new asshole!

    I was trimming my bush with electric clippers and nicked my perineum.
    It's only a scratch, but the amount of blood is quite spectacular.

    If the beeding doesn't stop soon I'm gonna need some panty liners!
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    • aSStig
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 1102
      #2
      how about a nappy, that might help you alot i guess . . .
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        • Dagwolf
          President of Canada
          • Sep 2003
          • 23141
          #3
          ouch!!

          Can I kiss it all better?
          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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            • Mr Pheer
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2002
              • 22083
              #4
              this thread is useless without pics

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                • p1mpdogg
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16714
                  #5
                  proof?
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                    • p1mpdogg
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 16714
                      #6
                      Originally posted by MrPheer
                      this thread is useless without pics
                      shut up fatso
                      A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                        • VegasSEGirl
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 267
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                          ouch!!

                          Can I kiss it all better?
                          Yu-U-uck!


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                            • pimplink
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 9535
                              #8
                              Post some pics!

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                                • EZRhino
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 6258
                                  #9
                                  Ouch ...... I heard salt makes it heal faster.

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                                    • Mr Pheer
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 22083
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by EZRhino
                                      Ouch ...... I heard salt makes it heal faster.
                                      yep, salt and a dash of lemon juice, makes it feel much better

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                                        • emthree
                                          Dialer Kingpin
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 10816
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                          ouch!!

                                          Can I kiss it all better?
                                          fag

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                                            • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 11190
                                              #12
                                              MrPheer, you sigs link is broken.
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                                                • Dagwolf
                                                  President of Canada
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 23141
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by emthree
                                                  fag
                                                  To the best of my knowledge, most men don't refer to their pubes as a "bush" ...

                                                  you must be wishing
                                                  Last edited by Dagwolf; 06-30-2004, 10:17 PM.
                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                    • Mr Pheer
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 22083
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                      MrPheer, you sigs link is broken.
                                                      shit man I'm just paid to put the link in my sig, not monitor where it goes

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                                                        • Fizzgig
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 9649
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                          ouch!!

                                                          Can I kiss it all better?
                                                          Does this mean I have to rip myself a new one to get your attention now? And grow a penis?

                                                          *sigh* hand me the razor and the pump...
                                                          ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                            • pxxx
                                                              First African GFY Member
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 12114
                                                              #16
                                                              That has got to hurt.

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                                                                • Groove
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 3852
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by MrPheer
                                                                  yep, salt and a dash of lemon juice, makes it feel much better
                                                                  Good idea

                                                                  Dagwolf will probably appreciate the enhanced flavour

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                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 23141
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Groove, you're a girl right?? Tell me you're a girl!
                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                        • Groove
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 3852
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                          Groove, you're a girl right?? Tell me you're a girl!
                                                                          Shouldn't you have asked before you offered to kiss it better?

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                                                                            • webmaster x
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 4400
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I'm sure it hurts very much.
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                                                                                • Groove
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 3852
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                                  To the best of my knowledge, most men don't refer to their pubes as a "bush" ...

                                                                                  you must be wishing
                                                                                  If you look in a dictionary you will find that "bush" is
                                                                                  slang for "pubic hair", not necessarilly a woman's.

                                                                                  Maybe you are wishing for some manlove?

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                                                                                    • ocho-ocho
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 1769
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      wash it with lemonade!
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                                                                                        • Groove
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                          • 3852
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by ocho-ocho
                                                                                          wash it with lemonade!
                                                                                          For Dagwolf's benefit or mine?

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                                                                                            • pornJester
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                                                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                                                              • 6138
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Thanks for sharing


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                                                                                                • Headless
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 26727
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                                                                  shut up fatso

                                                                                                  Nothing like some pimple spice!

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                                                                                                    • Libertine
                                                                                                      sex dwarf
                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                      • 17860
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                                                      Groove, you're a girl right?? Tell me you're a girl!
                                                                                                      You kinda owned yourself here...
                                                                                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                                                        • Jason Fromm
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                                          • 369
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          You should never do that after having a few drinks. But if there is any whisky left, splash that on the bleeding hole...

                                                                                                          It'll make you feel alive.
                                                                                                          Jason Fromm


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