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Juicy D. Links · 06-30-2004, 10:33 AM

I need someone to plan my Internext schedule.

Duties will include:

Stocking up on condoms and lube.

Making sure camera batteries are juicyed up.

Scheduling appts with people.

Making sure I make it to where I am supposed to be at any time.

Must answer my phone calls.

Must prescreen women for me.

Reply here if you want the job.

AMADude · 06-30-2004, 10:34 AM

Talk to Roy aka Peter Romero.

Ash@phpFX · 06-30-2004, 10:34 AM

sure thing, just pay for my trip to internext

okny · 06-30-2004, 10:35 AM

I'll pass but i'm sure there is a few sig monkeys that would be more then happy to help.

Bigfuck · 06-30-2004, 10:36 AM

How much do you pay?

Denis_SC · 06-30-2004, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I need someone to plan my Internext schedule.

Duties will include:

Stocking up on condoms and lube.

Making sure camera batteries are juicyed up.

Scheduling appts with people.

Making sure I make it to where I am supposed to be at any time.

Must answer my phone calls.

Must prescreen women for me.

Reply here if you want the job.

What's the catch ?

Madd · 06-30-2004, 10:38 AM

i can do it, minimun wage?

axelcat · 06-30-2004, 10:38 AM

Ross · 06-30-2004, 10:39 AM

Now I bet that job would be interesting.

SleazeQueen · 06-30-2004, 10:39 AM

Honey, that's not an agent you're looking for. It's a pimp.

Juicy D. Links · 06-30-2004, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigfuck
How much do you pay?

You can get my leftovers

Napolean · 06-30-2004, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I need someone to plan my Internext schedule.

Duties will include:

Stocking up on condoms and lube.

Making sure camera batteries are juicyed up.

Scheduling appts with people.

Making sure I make it to where I am supposed to be at any time.

Must answer my phone calls.

Must prescreen women for me.

Reply here if you want the job.

I will do it if you pay my way and expenses and teach me the ancient art of muff diving

Mutt · 06-30-2004, 11:18 AM

i thought Mr. Izz was your agent Juice.

hey what's the status of getting the pink smilie with the limp wrist approved?

Lauren · 06-30-2004, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I need someone to plan my Internext schedule.

Duties will include:
Stocking up on condoms and lube.
Making sure camera batteries are juicyed up.
Scheduling appts with people.
Making sure I make it to where I am supposed to be at any time.
Must answer my phone calls.
Must prescreen women for me.
Reply here if you want the job.

hmmmm, what about me Juicy?

dropped9 · 06-30-2004, 11:53 AM

Ice makes a good bitch... Hit him up

dropped9 · 06-30-2004, 11:55 AM

See

HammerALL · 06-30-2004, 11:55 AM

Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are

sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go

home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff

diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco

stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know?

I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want

to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!

And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder

Napolean · 06-30-2004, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Mario

Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are

sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go

home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff

diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco

stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know?

I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want

to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!

And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

see... im perfect for the job, besides the virgin thing.. but i can act like i am

Juicy D. Links · 07-01-2004, 09:14 AM

Vitasoy · 07-01-2004, 09:19 AM

Sounds like a Juicyyy job opportunity!

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I need someone to plan my Internext schedule.

Duties will include:

Stocking up on condoms and lube.

Making sure camera batteries are juicyed up.

Scheduling appts with people.

Making sure I make it to where I am supposed to be at any time.

Must answer my phone calls.

Must prescreen women for me.

Reply here if you want the job.

What does you MOM pay per hour for babysitting?

Hank_Heartland · 07-01-2004, 09:22 AM

Don't look and me Juicy...I am no man's slave

Juicy D. Links · 07-01-2004, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
What does you MOM pay per hour for babysitting?

A little less than your wife charges for a blowjob.

06-30-2004, 10:33 AM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I need a AGENT asap I need someone to plan my Internext schedule. Duties will include: Stocking up on condoms and lube. Making sure camera batteries are juicyed up. Scheduling appts with people. Making sure I make it to where I am supposed to be at any time. Must answer my phone calls. Must prescreen women for me. Reply here if you want the job.

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HammerALL Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,506	Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder __________________ Mario Amaral AKA: Hammerall Affiliate Sales \| Email:[email protected] Skype: Hammerall \| ICQ: 190272140 Last edited by HammerALL; 06-30-2004 at 11:57 AM..

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