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Old 06-30-2004, 11:57 AM  
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Originally posted by SlickCash Mario


Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are

sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go

home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff

diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco

stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know?

I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want

to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!

And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.


see... im perfect for the job, besides the virgin thing.. but i can act like i am
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