I need a AGENT asap
 

I need someone to plan my Internext schedule.

Duties will include:

Stocking up on condoms and lube.

Making sure camera batteries are juicyed up.

Scheduling appts with people.

Making sure I make it to where I am supposed to be at any time.

Must answer my phone calls.

Must prescreen women for me.

Reply here if you want the job.

Talk to Roy aka Peter Romero.

:1orglaugh

sure thing, just pay for my trip to internext

I'll pass but i'm sure there is a few sig monkeys that would be more then happy to help.

How much do you pay?

What's the catch ? :1orglaugh

i can do it, minimun wage?

:1orglaugh

Now I bet that job would be interesting.

Honey, that's not an agent you're looking for. It's a pimp. :)

You can get my leftovers :Graucho

I will do it if you pay my way and expenses and teach me the ancient art of muff diving :Graucho

i thought Mr. Izz was your agent Juice.

hey what's the status of getting the pink smilie with the limp wrist approved?

hmmmm, what about me Juicy?:Graucho

Ice makes a good bitch... Hit him up

See

http://www.gl4l.com/images/icedish.gif

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.../kal_penn1.jpg


Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are

sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go

home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff

diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco

stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know?

I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want

to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!

And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder

:1orglaugh

see... im perfect for the job, besides the virgin thing.. but i can act like i am :thumbsup

:Graucho

Sounds like a Juicyyy job opportunity! :banana

What does you MOM pay per hour for babysitting?

Don't look and me Juicy...I am no man's slave:Graucho :1orglaugh

A little less than your wife charges for a blowjob.