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mahoney · 06-28-2004, 03:21 PM

So I was thinking that if we put sterilizing agents in all the "low life" food and beverages (i.e.) Mountain Dew, Corn Dogs Mc donalds Burger King and Sunny Delight etc that there would be far less unwanted children.

What is everyone?s obsession with having more kids then they can support? These people are dismantling our society with all these unwated kids that grow up neglected and eventually turn into criminals. Why isn't there a law against this ? People on welfare are allowed to have as many kids as they want but i can't grow a pot plant ?

DavieVegas · 06-28-2004, 03:31 PM

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New Form Of Birth Control !!!

Anal sex?

LadyMischief · 06-28-2004, 03:32 PM

So apparently everyone who drinks Mountain Dew, etc, are low lifes? You do realize you likely insulted over half the board? And who are you to presume that these "low lifes" can't support their children? Fuck you, idiot.

BobChezule · 06-28-2004, 03:32 PM

I think Sunny Delight tastes pretty good. Aside from the insane acid taste in my throat after I drink it it's quality stuff.

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by DavieVegas
Anal sex?

Yeah, maybe that's the answer

DavieVegas · 06-28-2004, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
So apparently everyone who drinks Mountain Dew, etc, are low lifes? You do realize you likely insulted over half the board? And who are you to presume that these "low lifes" can't support their children? Fuck you, idiot.

i heard drinking mountain dew shrinks your nuts!

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
So apparently everyone who drinks Mountain Dew, etc, are low lifes? You do realize you likely insulted over half the board? And who are you to presume that these "low lifes" can't support their children? Fuck you, idiot.

Fist of all Calm down Drama Queen I'm only "fucking around"

Secondly in the plan you would be able to consume "X" amount of mountain dew and it wouldn't steralize you but if you wen't over you quota then you would be deemed an unfit parent. Again only kidding it's not a personal attack so just settle down : )

Matiz · 06-28-2004, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by DavieVegas
Anal sex?

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by DavieVegas
i heard drinking mountain dew shrinks your nuts!

Your site Rules

Hollywood Horwitz · 06-28-2004, 03:46 PM

I luv how John seems to push everybodies buttons with all his threads.the controvery! the pots are being stirred,lol.

DavieVegas · 06-28-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
Your site Rules

lol thanks mahoney! U da man

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by DavieVegas
lol thanks mahoney! U da man

I met you in San Diego right ? We ran into echother like 10 times a day or was that Dirty Danza ?

DavieVegas · 06-28-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
I met you in San Diego right ? We ran into eachother like 10 times a day or was that Dirty Danza ?

Not sure..I was staying with dirty danza and Sherm. I was rolling with those 2 everywhere so im sure we talked and ran into each other...if he had a long ass go T then that was dirty D..My head was shaved and had a go T also but not a long one

Tuga · 06-28-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by DavieVegas
Anal sex?

Good, but old.

Trixie Racer · 06-28-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
So I was thinking that if we put sterilizing agents in all the "low life" food and beverages (i.e.) Mountain Dew, Corn Dogs Mc donalds Burger King and Sunny Delight etc that there would be far less unwanted children.

What is everyone?s obsession with having more kids then they can support? These people are dismantling our society with all these unwated kids that grow up neglected and eventually turn into criminals. Why isn't there a law against this ? People on welfare are allowed to have as many kids as they want but i can't grow a pot plant ?

I see where you're going with this and agree. We just need to find something more trashy and less mainstream to add the sterilizing agent to.

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Originally posted by DavieVegas
Anal sex?

Anal sex is how I get through my period. Too messy for vaginal sex and there's no way I could voluntarily abstain for a few days. 25% of the time is about right. 100% of the time isn't feasible...

DavieVegas · 06-28-2004, 03:51 PM

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Anal sex is how I get through my period. Too messy for vaginal sex and there's no way I could voluntarily abstain for a few days. 25% of the time is about right. 100% of the time isn't feasible...

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mahoney · 06-28-2004, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by Trixie Racer
I see where you're going with this and agree. We just need to find something more trashy and less mainstream to add the sterilizing agent to.

Anal sex is how I get through my period. Too messy for vaginal sex and there's no way I could voluntarily abstain for a few days. 25% of the time is about right. 100% of the time isn't feasible...

On a serious note why doesn't the government just pay certain people not to have kids ? The Government pays farmers not to grow certain crops. China has the 1 kid Rule. Something needs to be done. How come no one in politics ever addresses this issue ?

Rich · 06-28-2004, 03:56 PM

hey I like mountain dew, and I can afford my children.

DavieVegas · 06-28-2004, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
On a serious note why doesn't the government just pay certain people not to have kids ? The Government pays farmers not to grow certain crops. China has the 1 kid Rule. Something needs to be done. How come no one in politics ever addresses this issue ?

Thats actually a good point

Holly · 06-28-2004, 03:58 PM

Hey, fuck you. I'm sitting here drinking a glass of Mt Dew, right now. And I love BK chicken sandwiches, so fuck you again.

You can do whatever you want to corn dogs, McDonalds, and Sunny Delight. I'd also like to add frozen burritos, those pig skins potato chip things, and chicken pot pies.

Jakke PNG · 06-28-2004, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
So I was thinking that if we put sterilizing agents in all the "low life" food and beverages (i.e.) Mountain Dew, Corn Dogs Mc donalds Burger King and Sunny Delight etc that there would be far less unwanted children.

You should put the sterilizing agents in beer. I bet half of you people were mistakes made while drunk.
I know I was.

Tom_PMs · 06-28-2004, 04:00 PM

In Japan more and more women are choosing a career before children. Their birthrate is on the decline.

Isnt it the same in the US?

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
hey I like mountain dew, and I can afford my children.

I like mountain Dew too which is why i should be steralized LOL
Just kidding bro, Don't worry as long as you don't go over your mountain dew quota you can still pro-create

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Hey, fuck you. I'm sitting here drinking a glass of Mt Dew, right now. And I love BK chicken sandwiches, so fuck you again.

You can do whatever you want to corn dogs, McDonalds, and Sunny Delight. I'd also like to add frozen burritos, those pig skins potato chip things, and chicken pot pies.

I just saw your site...and "the defense rests your honor"

Trixie Racer · 06-28-2004, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
On a serious note why doesn't the government just pay certain people not to have kids ? The Government pays farmers not to grow certain crops.

Paying them not to have kids won't work. Paying for sterilization might. With our current low income medical program, many people who want to get sterilized can't. The way our system is now, an 18 year old woman on welfare with 2 kids who WANTS to get her tubes tied, can't! That's right, the state won't even cover the cost of her sterilization if she's that young but will pony up a lot of extra cash for abortions or more children.

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Originally posted by mahoney
China has the 1 kid Rule. Something needs to be done.

I agree. I think this is a good plan. Even in China, you can have more than one child. Additional children are very expensive for the parents and usually only the richer couples have more than one because there is a several thousand dollar fine for each additional child.

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Originally posted by mahoney
How come no one in politics ever addresses this issue ?

The politician who openly supports this will be labeled as "anti-family".

Basic_man · 06-28-2004, 04:09 PM

thats a very bad idea man

Yo Adrian · 06-28-2004, 04:09 PM

escorpio · 06-28-2004, 04:10 PM

Make it so drinking Mt. Dew means I won't need a vasectomy? Sweeeet!

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Paying them not to have kids won't work. Paying for sterilization might. With our current low income medical program, many people who want to get sterilized can't. The way our system is now, an 18 year old woman on welfare with 2 kids who WANTS to get her tubes tied, can't! That's right, the state won't even cover the cost of her sterilization if she's that young but will pony up a lot of extra cash for abortions or more children.

I agree. I think this is a good plan. Even in China, you can have more than one child. Additional children are very expensive for the parents and usually only the richer couples have more than one because there is a several thousand dollar fine for each additional child.

The politician who openly supports this will be labeled as "anti-family".

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Holly · 06-28-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
I just saw your site...and "the defense rests your honor"

What is that supposed to mean? You don't like it?

FWIW, a LOT of time and research went into that site. But I wouldn't expect you to realize that. I didn't do it because I had to, it was a labor of love. With or without Mt Dew, the conviction still would have been there.

Art Del Gado · 06-28-2004, 04:12 PM

You should sterilize alcohol.. thats where all the unwanted children come from

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 04:17 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Holly
[B]What is that supposed to mean? You don't like it?

a LOT of time and research went into that site.

Really ? your kidding right ? What are you in High School ?

WWC · 06-28-2004, 04:17 PM

Wow...interesting idea man...you running for governer by any chance...i'll vote for you!

Head · 06-28-2004, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
So apparently everyone who drinks Mountain Dew, etc, are low lifes? You do realize you likely insulted over half the board? And who are you to presume that these "low lifes" can't support their children? Fuck you, idiot.

Good one!

DavieVegas · 06-28-2004, 04:18 PM

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Wow...interesting idea man...you running for governer by any chance...i'll vote for you!

me too.But i wanna be the campaign manager! naked bitches everywhere will get there votes

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
Wow...interesting idea man...you running for governer by any chance...i'll vote for you!

LOL, I think Arnold is holding his own. Gray Davis must feel like such an ass that an Actor who speaks broken English came along and did his job just as good if not better.
Isn't it time for Gray Davis to admit that he has no real discernable talent ?

Vitasoy · 06-28-2004, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by DavieVegas
i heard drinking mountain dew shrinks your nuts!

Classic myth

GigaLisa · 06-28-2004, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
You should put the sterilizing agents in beer. I bet half of you people were mistakes made while drunk.
I know I was.

LMAO!!!!

There's a great snew t-shirt I saw for babies that echos that truth:

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
Classic myth

Mountain Dew has the most caffeine of any soda. 2nd only to Jolt Cola which mysteriously dissapeared

Holly · 06-28-2004, 04:31 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by mahoney
[B]

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Originally posted by Holly
What is that supposed to mean? You don't like it?

a LOT of time and research went into that site.

Really ? your kidding right ? What are you in High School ?

No, I'm not kidding. You've read my work. Does it seem like it?

I have multiple college degrees. I doubt a high schooler would care much about the sort of stuff that I've focused on.

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
No, I'm not kidding. You've read my work. Does it seem like it?

I have multiple college degrees. I doubt a high schooler would care much about the sort of stuff that I've focused on.

I believe that reading poisons the mind and unlike you i have no desire to be fucked in the ASS. The Design is so elementary it's laughable. I smell Juinor College

Quick IQ Test..

What is Veal ? and What is Venison ? and don't cheat

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by GigaLisa
LMAO!!!!

There's a great snew t-shirt I saw for babies that echos that truth:

LOL

escorpio · 06-28-2004, 05:01 PM

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Fritos
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mahoney · 06-28-2004, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by escorpio
For consideration -

Dr. Pepper
Fritos
Moon Pies

OH yeah, moon pies are the Shit. Good thing i don't wanna have kids cuz i would be screwed

XXX Graphics Master · 06-28-2004, 05:09 PM

anal sex... yeah well if we practiced that as a method of birth control long enough, evolution might make it so women develope overies in their asses too hahahahahahaha.

Holly · 06-28-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
I believe that reading poisons the mind and unlike you i have no desire to be fucked in the ASS. The Design is so elementary it's laughable. I smell Juinor College Quick IQ Test..

What is Veal ? and What is Venison ? and don't cheat

It's kinda funny how you can smell Junior College, but you can't spell it. I have a bs, two masters, an EdS, and part of a doctorate completed. All from large state universities. I'd be happy to match IQ points with you, anytime.

The design is made in such a way for SE optimization. I thought that would be apparent.

And yes, I know about baby cows and deer. But I'm still not sure how knowing about two forms of meat is supposed to be a gauge of intelligence. You should have asked me to correct your spelling and grammar, instead. ;-}

disappeared
you're kidding

mahoney · 06-28-2004, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
It's kinda funny how you can smell Junior College, but you can't spell it. I have a bs, two masters, an EdS, and part of a doctorate completed. All from large state universities. I'd be happy to match IQ points with you, anytime.

The design is made in such a way for SE optimization. I thought that would be apparent.

And yes, I know about baby cows and deer. But I'm still not sure how knowing about two forms of meat is supposed to be a gauge of intelligence. You should have asked me to correct your spelling and grammar, instead. ;-}

disappeared
you're kidding

All of those degrees you earned from junior college must have really come in handy for teaching the edict of proper ass fucking. And your parents said you would never amount to anything. Who's laughing now right? You showed them

SEO can still be done without sacrificing a good design but I?m sure you already knew that. Hey let me buy you a pack of gum I?ll show you how to chew it

Relax..i'm just yanking your pudd chain but your design is seriously boring as Fuck

Holly · 06-28-2004, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
All of those degrees you earned from junior college must have really come in handy for teaching the edict of proper ass fucking. And your parents said you would never amount to anything. Who's laughing now right? You showed them
SEO can still be done without sacrificing a good design but I?m sure you already knew that. Hey let me buy you a pack of gum I?ll show you how to chew it Relax..i'm just yanking your pudd chain but your design is seriously boring as Fuck

Alright, I supposed I'll let you off the hook as well. Although I can't believe you've been here since last November and didn't know.

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Khun · 06-28-2004, 06:46 PM

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Anal sex?

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mahoney Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Nv Posts: 5,318	New Form Of Birth Control !!! So I was thinking that if we put sterilizing agents in all the "low life" food and beverages (i.e.) Mountain Dew, Corn Dogs Mc donalds Burger King and Sunny Delight etc that there would be far less unwanted children. What is everyone?s obsession with having more kids then they can support? These people are dismantling our society with all these unwated kids that grow up neglected and eventually turn into criminals. Why isn't there a law against this ? People on welfare are allowed to have as many kids as they want but i can't grow a pot plant ? __________________ Vegassexparty.com Last edited by mahoney; 06-28-2004 at 03:24 PM..

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