New Form Of Birth Control !!!
 

So I was thinking that if we put sterilizing agents in all the "low life" food and beverages (i.e.) Mountain Dew, Corn Dogs Mc donalds Burger King and Sunny Delight etc that there would be far less unwanted children.

What is everyone?s obsession with having more kids then they can support? These people are dismantling our society with all these unwated kids that grow up neglected and eventually turn into criminals. Why isn't there a law against this ? People on welfare are allowed to have as many kids as they want but i can't grow a pot plant ?

Anal sex?

So apparently everyone who drinks Mountain Dew, etc, are low lifes? You do realize you likely insulted over half the board? And who are you to presume that these "low lifes" can't support their children? Fuck you, idiot.

I think Sunny Delight tastes pretty good. Aside from the insane acid taste in my throat after I drink it it's quality stuff.

Yeah, maybe that's the answer :helpme

i heard drinking mountain dew shrinks your nuts!

Fist of all Calm down Drama Queen I'm only "fucking around"

Secondly in the plan you would be able to consume "X" amount of mountain dew and it wouldn't steralize you but if you wen't over you quota then you would be deemed an unfit parent. Again only kidding it's not a personal attack so just settle down : )

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Your site Rules :thumbsup

I luv how John seems to push everybodies buttons with all his threads.the controvery! the pots are being stirred,lol.

lol thanks mahoney! U da man:thumbsup

I met you in San Diego right ? We ran into echother like 10 times a day or was that Dirty Danza ?

Not sure..I was staying with dirty danza and Sherm. I was rolling with those 2 everywhere so im sure we talked and ran into each other...if he had a long ass go T then that was dirty D..My head was shaved and had a go T also but not a long one

Good, but old. :2 cents:

I see where you're going with this and agree. We just need to find something more trashy and less mainstream to add the sterilizing agent to. :thumbsup




Anal sex is how I get through my period. Too messy for vaginal sex and there's no way I could voluntarily abstain for a few days. 25% of the time is about right. 100% of the time isn't feasible...

I luv you..Marry me now

On a serious note why doesn't the government just pay certain people not to have kids ? The Government pays farmers not to grow certain crops. China has the 1 kid Rule. Something needs to be done. How come no one in politics ever addresses this issue ?

hey I like mountain dew, and I can afford my children.

Thats actually a good point

Hey, fuck you. I'm sitting here drinking a glass of Mt Dew, right now. And I love BK chicken sandwiches, so fuck you again.

You can do whatever you want to corn dogs, McDonalds, and Sunny Delight. I'd also like to add frozen burritos, those pig skins potato chip things, and chicken pot pies.

You should put the sterilizing agents in beer. I bet half of you people were mistakes made while drunk.
I know I was.

In Japan more and more women are choosing a career before children. Their birthrate is on the decline.

Isnt it the same in the US?

I like mountain Dew too which is why i should be steralized LOL
Just kidding bro, Don't worry as long as you don't go over your mountain dew quota you can still pro-create :1orglaugh

I just saw your site...and "the defense rests your honor" :1orglaugh

Paying them not to have kids won't work. Paying for sterilization might. With our current low income medical program, many people who want to get sterilized can't. The way our system is now, an 18 year old woman on welfare with 2 kids who WANTS to get her tubes tied, can't! That's right, the state won't even cover the cost of her sterilization if she's that young but will pony up a lot of extra cash for abortions or more children.




I agree. I think this is a good plan. Even in China, you can have more than one child. Additional children are very expensive for the parents and usually only the richer couples have more than one because there is a several thousand dollar fine for each additional child.




The politician who openly supports this will be labeled as "anti-family".

thats a very bad idea man

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Make it so drinking Mt. Dew means I won't need a vasectomy? Sweeeet! :thumbsup

Wow check out the Big Brain on Trixie Racer. Brains, Beauty and a good personallity You have the whole Package Babe :thumbsup

What is that supposed to mean? You don't like it?

FWIW, a LOT of time and research went into that site. But I wouldn't expect you to realize that. I didn't do it because I had to, it was a labor of love. With or without Mt Dew, the conviction still would have been there.

You should sterilize alcohol.. thats where all the unwanted children come from :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Holly
[B]What is that supposed to mean? You don't like it?

a LOT of time and research went into that site.

Really ? your kidding right ? What are you in High School ?

Wow...interesting idea man...you running for governer by any chance...i'll vote for you!

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Good one!

me too.But i wanna be the campaign manager! naked bitches everywhere will get there votes

LOL, I think Arnold is holding his own. Gray Davis must feel like such an ass that an Actor who speaks broken English came along and did his job just as good if not better.
Isn't it time for Gray Davis to admit that he has no real discernable talent ?

Classic myth :thumbsup

LMAO!!!!



There's a great snew t-shirt I saw for babies that echos that truth:




http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a99

Mountain Dew has the most caffeine of any soda. 2nd only to Jolt Cola which mysteriously dissapeared :(

[QUOTE]Originally posted by mahoney
[B]No, I'm not kidding. You've read my work. Does it seem like it?

I have multiple college degrees. I doubt a high schooler would care much about the sort of stuff that I've focused on.

I believe that reading poisons the mind and unlike you i have no desire to be fucked in the ASS. The Design is so elementary it's laughable. I smell Juinor College :1orglaugh Quick IQ Test..

What is Veal ? and What is Venison ? and don't cheat

LOL :1orglaugh

For consideration -

Dr. Pepper
Fritos
Moon Pies

OH yeah, moon pies are the Shit. Good thing i don't wanna have kids cuz i would be screwed :winkwink:

anal sex... yeah well if we practiced that as a method of birth control long enough, evolution might make it so women develope overies in their asses too hahahahahahaha.

It's kinda funny how you can smell Junior College, but you can't spell it. I have a bs, two masters, an EdS, and part of a doctorate completed. All from large state universities. I'd be happy to match IQ points with you, anytime.

The design is made in such a way for SE optimization. I thought that would be apparent.

And yes, I know about baby cows and deer. But I'm still not sure how knowing about two forms of meat is supposed to be a gauge of intelligence. You should have asked me to correct your spelling and grammar, instead. ;-}


disappeared
you're kidding

All of those degrees you earned from junior college must have really come in handy for teaching the edict of proper ass fucking. And your parents said you would never amount to anything. Who's laughing now right? You showed them
:1orglaugh SEO can still be done without sacrificing a good design but I?m sure you already knew that. Hey let me buy you a pack of gum I?ll show you how to chew it :winkwink: Relax..i'm just yanking your pudd chain but your design is seriously boring as Fuck

Alright, I supposed I'll let you off the hook as well. Although I can't believe you've been here since last November and didn't know.

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...hreadid=198838
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...hreadid=199202


You can also search for posts by sexeducation and Master Blogger if you need additional reading material. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Anyone ever see the vid at atom films about the alternative to abstenance, anal sex? It was classic!

Fuck You, I love Mc Donalds :321GFY