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xenigo · 06-27-2004, 10:51 AM

Model calls:

Model: "hey, I'm responding to the ad."
Me: "how old are you?"
Model: "24"
Me: "What's your height and weight?"
Model: "6'0" 180 lbs"
Me: "you're bigger than what we're looking for, can you submit some photos to us online?"
Model: "Uhhhhhhh, what are the photos going to be... uhhhhh... used for??"
Me: "**laughs histarically at the stupidity** I need to be able to see what you look like before I proceed with ANY kind of work with you... I don't work with just anyone, and I need to make sure you are exactly what I'm looking for."
Model: "I'm sorry... I'm not interested"

Some days, I just don't want to answer my phone.

kmanrox · 06-27-2004, 10:55 AM

you misled me, so i declined.. what's wrong with that?

xenigo · 06-27-2004, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
you misled me, so i declined.. what's wrong with that?

I should have known it was you.

=^..^= · 06-27-2004, 10:57 AM

Ive been on both sides of that phone
and i know as a photographer its annoying but from a model point of view - if they don't know you - it's pretty normal to be dubious about sending photos across

I know one girl who sent photos to someone and her pic ended up in one of the biggest mags in the country in the Homegirls section after someone forged her signture to get the Pic- submit-cash

oh well never mind just move on
theres plenty of girls out there who dont give a damn

cosis · 06-27-2004, 10:58 AM

tranny?

kmanrox · 06-27-2004, 10:58 AM

oh wait.. im not 180lbs.. more like 205 and 5'11" ... can i do a full figured spread?

Fabuleux · 06-27-2004, 11:00 AM

I will answer your phone for ONE day, sound like a lot of fun

BabeHunter · 06-27-2004, 11:01 AM

haha
new level of stupidity

xenigo · 06-27-2004, 11:02 AM

I don't understand how anyone could have a problem with this request.

1. This is modeling, if you can't show your face to someone to get some professional work, then

2. I'm a photographer, not a jackass that posts pictures of random clothed people on my website... to do what, sell them? I don't know of any ways to sell photos of random clothed people, but if they know of any... why don't they tell me???

3. Anyone serious about this business isn't going to be "afraid" of sending their OH SO PRECIOUS picture to a photographer before I invite them to my studio.

body · 06-27-2004, 11:07 AM

V_RocKs · 06-27-2004, 11:09 AM

Dumbass bitches...

Johny Traffic · 06-27-2004, 11:17 AM

Why when you clearly told her that she was bigger than what you was looking for did you want her to send you photos?

eroswebmaster · 06-27-2004, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by Johny Traffic
Why when you clearly told her that she was bigger than what you was looking for did you want her to send you photos?

LOL No kidding. Why waste both hers and your time?

latinasojourn · 06-27-2004, 11:24 AM

refer callers to an information web page, it is the most efficient way to filter callups.

about 50% of calls on model ads will be time wasters.

=^..^= · 06-27-2004, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
LOL No kidding. Why waste both hers and your time?

maybe he was hoping all her weight was in her tits

latinasojourn · 06-27-2004, 11:28 AM

and the reason i say this is:

1. models looking for a very quick job the day of the call are usually dope fiends.

2. models who "will do anything" aren't attractive enough to shoot.

3. models who are just calling for info can better be served by an informational webpage, and if the model is web literate enough to view a web page it makes it easy for her to email you her image or refer you to a URL with her image.

and, if your websites features original content that you create, every website should have a model inquiry link such as "would you like to appear on this website?"

you'd be surprised how many model leads you'll get that way.

emmanuelle · 06-27-2004, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by latinasojourn
refer callers to an information web page, it is the most efficient way to filter callups.

about 50% of calls on model ads will be time wasters.

And less than 1/2 of models have a computer to access said information page

Dax · 06-27-2004, 11:29 AM

MAAAAAN !

I could go on for ever about this... woah some samples, my ad reads:

WOMEN WANTED - Females between the ages of 18 and 21 wanted for photo and video work. Nudity required. No single men. Please call 305.....

Then i get some of these:

caller: hi, i m calling about the ad
me: yes, we are looking for girls to do some photo and video work, what would u like to do?
caller: well it says 18 to 21, Im 29 but look 19
me: click! =)

Funny thing, I had a few of those come in and they are not 29, they are more like 34 and look 49...

sample 2:
caller: hi, im calling about the ad on the newtimes
me: yes, we are looking for girls to do some photo and video work... talk to me!
caller: what kind of work is it?
me: well as stated on the ad, it is glamour, nude and some erotic nudes.
caller: Do i HAVE to get naked????
me: it says it in the ad did u read it?
caller: let me read it again...
.....
caller: oh i see .. sorry..

What the fuck is that, some women just see the title and the phone number and call. Then those who ask if they can wear a mask.. LOL

sample 3:
caller: Don't you think girls who are 18 are too young to be doing that kind of work? You need help, you need to find God you are gonna fry in hell.
me: Ma'am this is Miami, it is hot as hell .. Aren't I in hell already?
caller: you are taking advantage of young innocent girls!
me: yes, can i have your daughter's number, i would like to shoot her.
caller: click......

Some people, what makes them think that they are gonna change MY mind by calling me and telling me that what i do is not right? If i thought it was not right i would not be doing it

I can go on and on and on.. and let me not get into the boyfriends and wannabe pimps calling!

BVF · 06-27-2004, 11:29 AM

If it was me, the convo would have gone something like this:

Model: "hey, I'm responding to the ad."
Me: "how old are you?"
Model: "24"
Me: "What's your height and weight?"
Model: "6'0" 180 lbs"
Me: "Do you have a pussy?"
Model: "yes"
Me: "Come to the studio"

xenigo · 06-27-2004, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Johny Traffic
Why when you clearly told her that she was bigger than what you was looking for did you want her to send you photos?

He, not she. Some guys are built differently than others. A guy might call and say he's 170 lbs, but be fairly thin for his height. Others might carry more fat.

Either way, I would rather have the chance of making some money with them, than have no chance at all. If I never see a photo, how am I going to know they weren't what I'm looking for??

macker · 06-27-2004, 11:32 AM

=^..^= · 06-27-2004, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
If it was me, the convo would have gone something like this:

Model: "hey, I'm responding to the ad."
Me: "how old are you?"
Model: "24"
Me: "What's your height and weight?"
Model: "6'0" 180 lbs"
Me: "Do you have a pussy?"
Model: "yes"
Me: "Come to the studio"

does it have to be a natural pussy or you tke surgically made ones too?

hornycash · 06-27-2004, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
If it was me, the convo would have gone something like this:

Model: "hey, I'm responding to the ad."
Me: "how old are you?"
Model: "24"
Me: "What's your height and weight?"
Model: "6'0" 180 lbs"
Me: "Do you have a pussy?"
Model: "yes"
Me: "Come to the studio"

TheWildcard · 06-27-2004, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by V_RocKs
Dumbass bitches...

What he said.

Lace · 06-27-2004, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
If it was me, the convo would have gone something like this:

Model: "hey, I'm responding to the ad."
Me: "how old are you?"
Model: "24"
Me: "What's your height and weight?"
Model: "6'0" 180 lbs"
Me: "Do you have a pussy?"
Model: "yes"
Me: "Come to the studio"

LOLOROFL TRANNYS!

Easton · 06-27-2004, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
theres plenty of girls out there who dont give a damn

girls??? at 6'0" and 180lbs i assumed he was referring to male talent

xenigo · 06-27-2004, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
girls??? at 6'0" and 180lbs i assumed he was referring to male talent

yep.

=^..^= · 06-27-2004, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
girls??? at 6'0" and 180lbs i assumed he was referring to male talent

fuck me I dont know LOL
we have the metric system here

Dax · 06-27-2004, 11:57 AM

Kitty that is about 1.83 and 82kg

=^..^= · 06-27-2004, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dax
Kitty that is about 1.83 and 82kg

thnx

wlel at least i proved something here tonight - Models are stupid - look at me

RRACY · 06-27-2004, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
thnx

wlel at least i proved something here tonight - Models are stupid - look at me

There is nothing worse than being hung up on after a thirty second conversation. This makes me wanna kill.

digifan · 06-27-2004, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
If it was me, the convo would have gone something like this:

Model: "hey, I'm responding to the ad."
Me: "how old are you?"
Model: "24"
Me: "What's your height and weight?"
Model: "6'0" 180 lbs"
Me: "Do you have a pussy?"
Model: "yes"
Me: "Come to the studio"

Oh yes and what if a girl pops in with her kitten?

Phoenix66 · 06-27-2004, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Model calls:

Model: "hey, I'm responding to the ad."
.....
Model: "I'm sorry... I'm not interested"

You did not quote what your add looked like. And also, it may matter where it was published. Some times it happens that girls just read one add and mistakingly call the phone number of some other add next to the first one. That's why I allways ask - what add are you responding to exactly?

Doctor Dre · 06-27-2004, 12:52 PM

Thats one huge ass model ... 6" ... rofl

Manowar · 06-27-2004, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
If it was me, the convo would have gone something like this:

Model: "hey, I'm responding to the ad."
Me: "how old are you?"
Model: "24"
Me: "What's your height and weight?"
Model: "6'0" 180 lbs"
Me: "Do you have a pussy?"
Model: "yes"
Me: "Come to the studio"

I'd hate for one of those candidates not to be genuine

VegasSEGirl · 06-27-2004, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
He, not she. Some guys are built differently than others. A guy might call and say he's 170 lbs, but be fairly thin for his height. Others might carry more fat.

Either way, I would rather have the chance of making some money with them, than have no chance at all. If I never see a photo, how am I going to know they weren't what I'm looking for??

LOL it sounded like you were talking to a girl - a very scary sounding girl!

sextoyking · 06-27-2004, 01:20 PM

Good comeback, I laughed my ass off

---------

Ma'am this is Miami, it is hot as hell .. Aren't I in hell already

06-27-2004, 10:51 AM	#1
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	how can a model be so stupid? Model calls: Model: "hey, I'm responding to the ad." Me: "how old are you?" Model: "24" Me: "What's your height and weight?" Model: "6'0" 180 lbs" Me: "you're bigger than what we're looking for, can you submit some photos to us online?" Model: "Uhhhhhhh, what are the photos going to be... uhhhhh... used for??" Me: "laughs histarically at the stupidity I need to be able to see what you look like before I proceed with ANY kind of work with you... I don't work with just anyone, and I need to make sure you are exactly what I'm looking for." Model: "I'm sorry... I'm not interested" Some days, I just don't want to answer my phone.

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=^..^= Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ 380-366 Posts: 6,935	Ive been on both sides of that phone and i know as a photographer its annoying but from a model point of view - if they don't know you - it's pretty normal to be dubious about sending photos across I know one girl who sent photos to someone and her pic ended up in one of the biggest mags in the country in the Homegirls section after someone forged her signture to get the Pic- submit-cash oh well never mind just move on theres plenty of girls out there who dont give a damn __________________ #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	I don't understand how anyone could have a problem with this request. 1. This is modeling, if you can't show your face to someone to get some professional work, then 2. I'm a photographer, not a jackass that posts pictures of random clothed people on my website... to do what, sell them? I don't know of any ways to sell photos of random clothed people, but if they know of any... why don't they tell me??? 3. Anyone serious about this business isn't going to be "afraid" of sending their OH SO PRECIOUS picture to a photographer before I invite them to my studio.

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06-27-2004, 11:28 AM	#16
latinasojourn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,191	and the reason i say this is: 1. models looking for a very quick job the day of the call are usually dope fiends. 2. models who "will do anything" aren't attractive enough to shoot. 3. models who are just calling for info can better be served by an informational webpage, and if the model is web literate enough to view a web page it makes it easy for her to email you her image or refer you to a URL with her image. and, if your websites features original content that you create, every website should have a model inquiry link such as "would you like to appear on this website?" you'd be surprised how many model leads you'll get that way.

06-27-2004, 11:29 AM	#18
Dax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,161	MAAAAAN ! I could go on for ever about this... woah some samples, my ad reads: WOMEN WANTED - Females between the ages of 18 and 21 wanted for photo and video work. Nudity required. No single men. Please call 305..... Then i get some of these: caller: hi, i m calling about the ad me: yes, we are looking for girls to do some photo and video work, what would u like to do? caller: well it says 18 to 21, Im 29 but look 19 me: click! =) Funny thing, I had a few of those come in and they are not 29, they are more like 34 and look 49... sample 2: caller: hi, im calling about the ad on the newtimes me: yes, we are looking for girls to do some photo and video work... talk to me! caller: what kind of work is it? me: well as stated on the ad, it is glamour, nude and some erotic nudes. caller: Do i HAVE to get naked???? me: it says it in the ad did u read it? caller: let me read it again... ..... caller: oh i see .. sorry.. What the fuck is that, some women just see the title and the phone number and call. Then those who ask if they can wear a mask.. LOL sample 3: caller: Don't you think girls who are 18 are too young to be doing that kind of work? You need help, you need to find God you are gonna fry in hell. me: Ma'am this is Miami, it is hot as hell .. Aren't I in hell already? caller: you are taking advantage of young innocent girls! me: yes, can i have your daughter's number, i would like to shoot her. caller: click...... Some people, what makes them think that they are gonna change MY mind by calling me and telling me that what i do is not right? If i thought it was not right i would not be doing it I can go on and on and on.. and let me not get into the boyfriends and wannabe pimps calling! Last edited by Dax; 06-27-2004 at 11:32 AM..

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