xenigo

Model calls:

Model: "hey, I'm responding to the ad."
Me: "how old are you?"
Model: "24"
Me: "What's your height and weight?"
Model: "6'0" 180 lbs"
Me: "you're bigger than what we're looking for, can you submit some photos to us online?"
Model: "Uhhhhhhh, what are the photos going to be... uhhhhh... used for??"
Me: "**laughs histarically at the stupidity** I need to be able to see what you look like before I proceed with ANY kind of work with you... I don't work with just anyone, and I need to make sure you are exactly what I'm looking for."
Model: "I'm sorry... I'm not interested"


Some days, I just don't want to answer my phone.